What's your porn star name?

[Dirt Man]

Hey, all good names. We moved around quite a bit when I was young. But though I also lived on a Potter Road when we had a pershine cat named Harry. I just didn't think that name would work in this fictional porno atmosphere.


As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[minsue]

Hey, all good names. We moved around quite a bit when I was young. But though I also lived on a Potter Road when we had a pershine cat named Harry. I just didn't think that name would work in this fictional porno atmosphere.


As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

'Flicka will love you for it, Dirt Man.

 

[Boota]

LOL, mine sounds made up, it's such a good porn name:

Vader Wildwood

Hell, I might just change my name to that anyway. LOL.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

POTTEROTICA!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Remec]

<smile>

Tomcat St. Paul and Eggnog Potter, your agents called. Name your movie and name your price.

<flipping through stack of script and treatises>
<chuckling>
"Eggnog Potter and the Chambermaid's Secrets"...has a nice ring to it, doncha t'ink?

We're still workin' on price...<wink>

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

"Eggnog Potter and the Chambermaid's Secrets"...

Where do the Spring twins, Hiedi and Fluffy, fit into this? Are they the chambermaids? Oh, the secrets they could tell...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think the title should better be "The Chambermaids' Secretions".

 

[Xelebes]

Although Xelebes, looks like you have a pet cemetary happening your way! Is there something you need to share?

Bowser - My dad's dog he got for his 18th birthday. I was only one when it died.

Gus - The parrot that replaced it. I don't remember when it died but I assume it died quickly cuz it would not stop making catcalls at my mom when she was getting ready for her shower.

Garfield - The live embodiment of Arbuckle's Garfield - not the American President, lol. This one I remember and we threw it on some random farm after it died so the birds could get at it. We never bothered burying our pets.

Clawdia - My sister's cat. The two are inseparable.

Christy - Our present family dog. A really uppity border collie.

Max - One of the sibling kittens who got abandoned by their mother and so we took care of it. Clawdia took a motherly role - as well as a naughty older sister. We gave it to our Grandmother when her old cat, Pussinboots died.

Squawk - The brother of Max. So called as the two kittens had a distinct cry, one being higher, the female and the other lower, the male. Hence Squeak (the name before Max came about.) and Squawk. We gave Squawk away to one of my older brother's friends.

Billy - My older sister's bird. The blue one.

Tweety - The bird my younger sister bought to accompany Billy in his isolation.

We had two fish but we never named them.

And I used to live on Jungo Drive in Devon, Alberta which was the only numbered street I ever lived on.

 

[Guest]

 

[The_Darkness]

Cat's name was Rusty...lived on Washington....

Rusty Washington.....kinda makes me glad I didn't live on the next street over...that was Johnson.

Rusty Johnson. Has kind of a ring to it, don't you think? Maybe we could get it back in form with some of the Chambermaid's Secretions......

 

[Boota]

I have a friend whose real name is Rusty Johnson. He has a brother named Harry.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I have a friend whose real name is Rusty Johnson. He has a brother named Harry.

That's just wrong. There's a guy who races on the NASCAR circuit named Dick Trickle. I'm wondering how he made it through school with that one...

~lucky

 

[Vincent E]

Duke Fluffy.

I'll let you all guess which was the street and which was the cat.

By the way, I think cats are better pets for men than dogs. Every guy should come home after a long day to a frisky little pussy.

 

[chrys]

Beaver Birch

I was really young when I named the cat and didn't realize the meaning.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I should start a poll for the folks on the street behind us. We live in the 'bird' streets and the one just behind us is called Swallow.

Bambi Swallow, Fefe Swallow, Goldie Swallow

Will the Swallow triplets please disrobe and begin your audition?



~lucky

 

[CharleyH]

Fatima did die. Years ago. Run over by a car, like so many of our cats. The one I own now, Mia, is a house cat. She stays indoors all the time. I'm rather overprotective of her.

the sniff, sniff was for a completly differnet sarcastic and lit reason, and now that period is gone my QUEEN - I am my most bitchy self again

Did I say that? Must go to drfunk thread

 

[Sirens Bane]

Martin Kensington
Calvin Lake
Hobbes Kensington
Damon Beachcliffe

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

Goldie Chambeau

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Rita October.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Candy Churchfield......


Nice!!

 

[sweetnpetite]

Re: Re: Re: What's your porn star name?

Eggnog Potter, Mozart Moyle and Baby Walnut,

I'd pay top dollar for a porn video featuring the three of you together.

glad to have a fan!


I'd probably just go with Baby or Babe.

 

[destinie21]

I should start a poll for the folks on the street behind us. We live in the 'bird' streets and the one just behind us is called Swallow.

Bambi Swallow, Fefe Swallow, Goldie Swallow

Will the Swallow triplets please disrobe and begin your audition?



~lucky

I'm disrobebd

 

[sweetnpetite]

Alternatly I could be Bo Hartford, or Baby Hartford.


I'm thinking Sexy Baby or

Kinky Baby

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm disrobebd

Me too Where's Bambi?

~lucky (a.k.a. Goldie)

 

[destinie21]

Me too Where's Bambi?

~lucky (a.k.a. Goldie)

I don't rightly know but we could warm p a bit while we wait.