Why is obesity so prevalent amongst BDSM practitioners?

shy slave said:
... if I move to the US can I get some of AA's tax dollars as he doesn't want them to go to support anyone with 'lazy fat ass(es)'
Negative. First requirement for new BDSM aliens as part of the citizenship process requires an extended tour of St Andrew's cross while fed only bread crumbs until you get your humidity under control. You want cheap prescription drugs, immigrate to Canada. Then again, at the rate we're (US) going, the entire Baby Boomer population will do a mass exodus to Canada to keep Lancie company.
 
AngelicAssassin said:
...at the rate we're (US) going, the entire Baby Boomer population will do a mass exodus to Canada to keep Lancie company.

Not on your life, big dog!
 
Re: Re: For those of you in love with numbers...

AngelicAssassin said:
Etoile, no offense, but a BMI of 19.6 only put me on the low end of the normal scale and i couldn't float on my back in a pool without moving both arms and legs. The second i'd stop, straight to the bottom. i'll take my present high side 24.4 and be a shark bait seal lazing in the waves any day.
I'm not sure what there is to be offended by! I only wanted to know Lance's BMI based on what he's been saying in this thread. I'm over the need to know, though.

It turns out there are different ways of measuring BMI, too; I only just found this out. I've always calculated using height and weight, but apparently there's another way to calculate that factors in body fat percentage.
 
Having this high of a percentage of obese and morbidly obese people in this county is a national embarassment, and I'm glad the government is doing something about it.
 
AngelicAssassin said:
you can take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut if your pie hole doesn't beat your meat to the target.

I really wanna take a flying fuck sometime.

But how will I know if my pie hole has beat my meat to the target? And can women beat their meat? with or without a target?
 
Phoenix Stone said:
I really wanna take a flying fuck sometime.
Charter a plane, or go tandem skydiving. DH might have a frostbit dick, or battered balls at the end of the latter, but i'm sure you could talk him into sacrificing for the good of experience.
Phoenix Stone said:
But how will I know if my pie hole has beat my meat to the target?
If you orgasm before you can talk about it?
Phoenix Stone said:
And can women beat their meat?
Slap your cunt and pearl when you get close and find out.
Phoenix Stone said:
with or without a target?
DH can determine whether or not to risk his gentalia during your experimentation.

If not, you still have the option of a fat toy in twat, and/or tail.
 
Marquis said:
Having this high of a percentage of obese and morbidly obese people in this county is a national embarassment, and I'm glad the government is doing something about it.

Good. and since you have no problem with it, you can pay my portion of taxes, too.

Personally, I would rather see my tax dollars support a truly bona fide disease prevention/research program, like maybe Diabetes.
 
I'd rather see my tax dollars spent on city design and public transit so we could greatly reduce our dependance on personal vehicles. If we had to walk more we would and everyone would be in better shape.


-B
 
A Desert Rose said:
Good. and since you have no problem with it, you can pay my portion of taxes, too.

Personally, I would rather see my tax dollars support a truly bona fide disease prevention/research program, like maybe Diabetes.

Obesity is a leading cause of diabetes, along with heart disease and numerous other illnesses.

Prevention is better than cure.
 
Lancecastor said:
By the way, the real answer to this thread is: "It isn't."

dude...I'd hate to say it...but I am pretty sure we all knew this....however...we gotta argue about somethin.....
 
Marquis said:
Obesity is a leading cause of diabetes, along with heart disease and numerous other illnesses.

Prevention is better than cure.

mmm no, it's not. And if you want to debate bona fide diseases, how about spending money on Alzheimers thane? Jesus...

You want to spend money to keep people from eating too much? Go for it. like I said.... pay my share too.
 
A Desert Rose said:
mmm no, it's not. And if you want to debate bona fide diseases, how about spending money on Alzheimers thane? Jesus...

You want to spend money to keep people from eating too much? Go for it. like I said.... pay my share too.


Ahh, if only it worked that way, there'd be SO much I wouldn't be paying for.
 
Very funny.

By the way, you know that's a dolphin in your sig line right?
 
Marquis said:
Very funny.
Glad you enjoyed.
Marquis said:
By the way, you know that's a dolphin in your sig line right?
Yes, i do. That's been the joke all along, and a multilayered one at that. What would you fear more, a known killer, or Flipper? Before you choose, go back to the link and read down a little further.

For those scratching their heads, a shark's tail runs vertical ... a dolphin's horizontal. Look close at the picture.
 
It's hard to see the tail from that picture, but an easier way to tell is that a dolphin's dorsal fin curves back and a shark's does not.

Etoile, where did you find that dolphinsex site. There's so much about this world that I will never understand.
 
I heard about it a few years ago from a woman I know who is actually into that kind of thing. She lives in the landlocked south (I think Tennessee?) and doesn't have access to dolphins, but I'm sure she'd love to try!
 
A Desert Rose said:
Americans...Break out your wallets and say good-bye to your BigMacs...

Obesity is now an illness and can be covered by Medicare, the federal health-insurance program for the elderly and disabled. Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy G. Thompson announced yesterday the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services would remove language in Medicare's coverage manual that states obesity is not an illness.

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Why not have a fat tax on all the empty calorie shit?
 
WriterDom said:
Why not have a fat tax on all the empty calorie shit?

I've always thought this was a good idea. Lot's of gov't money goes to fight obesity related illness.
 
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