You know you've spent too much time at Lit when. . .

[bobsgirl]

It will be months to finish.

I am gonna try to NOT hijack threads here like I do on the GB. Would you mid posting in the thread I started?

Are you kidding? Hijacking threads is an old and honored tradition around here.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Are you kidding? Hijacking threads is an old and honored tradition around here.

Uhh... Ok. On the PG that is frowned on. I'm just trying to play nice here, ya know?

 

[bobsgirl]

Uhh... Ok. On the PG that is frowned on. I'm just trying to play nice here, ya know?

I much prefer it when you play not-so-nice.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I much prefer it when you play not-so-nice.

Uh huh. I'm not quite ready to piss off the nice people I haven't met here. I like making friends.

 

[Saucyminx]

I much prefer it when you play not-so-nice.

Bg, you are a naughty, naughty girl. Perhaps you should go to my room young lady and think about what you are going to do. (and yeah, i realize that flirt wasn't for me but i just couldn't resist. What can i say, my hair is on fire today.)

YKYSTMTALW:

You are in the coffee shop, and the counter guy says "Is that size enough for you?" and you give him a look that makes him blush straight down to his toes.

 

[silverwhisper]

saucy: or indeed, wonder if your posting that won't make eilan put in an appearance...

ed

 

[TBKahuna123]

Bg, you are a naughty, naughty girl. Perhaps you should go to my room young lady and think about what you are going to do. (and yeah, i realize that flirt wasn't for me but i just couldn't resist. What can i say, my hair is on fire today.)

YKYSTMTALW:

You are in the coffee shop, and the counter guy says "Is that size enough for you?" and you give him a look that makes him blush straight down to his toes.

YKYSTMTALW:

When the above story makes you want to get a job at Saucy's local coffee shop.

 

[Eilan]

Since I'm already here. . .

 

[bobsgirl]

Bg, you are a naughty, naughty girl. Perhaps you should go to my room young lady and think about what you are going to do. (and yeah, i realize that flirt wasn't for me but i just couldn't resist. What can i say, my hair is on fire today.)

YKYSTMTALW:

You are in the coffee shop, and the counter guy says "Is that size enough for you?" and you give him a look that makes him blush straight down to his toes.

You don't know the half of it, MsMinx. I am being corrupted by this place.

And thank God for it.

 

[Saucyminx]

saucy: or indeed, wonder if your posting that won't make eilan put in an appearance...

ed

Uh oh, what did i do now? lol. And i like it when eilan is around. She makes me laugh.

When the above story makes you want to get a job at Saucy's local coffee shop

You do. I adore men who give me coffee. It's odd, but I seem to be having that effect on lots of men lately. Sometimes i look downright predatory.

You don't know the half of it, MsMinx. I am being corrupted by this place.

And thank God for it.

YAY! I'm not being corrupted. It is way too late in the game for that.

 

[silverwhisper]

saucy, i was referring to this question "is that size enough for you?" :> eilan's got such a fondness for cock size discussions.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

saucy, i was referring to this question "is that size enough for you?" :> eilan's got such a fondness for cock size discussions.

ed

A fine topic of dicussion to be sure.

ykystmtalw:

(back story--i tend to refer to tall or large men as big and juicy) We were in the coffee shop this morning (yes again) and my friend Eileen from my sig says "oh look a bj." When i looked at her strangely, not to mention scanning the shop for nefarious acts of oral sex, she pointed and said "over there, you know, big and juicy." Then she realized what i thought she meant, and we had a good laugh til we cried.

 

[Saucyminx]

ykystmtalw:

Everyone else seems to have left and you are still here. . . .

 

[midwestyankee]

ykystmtalw:

Everyone else seems to have left and you are still here. . . .

I'm not left. According to the Republicans, I'm a populist.

 

[Saucyminx]

I'm not left. According to the Republicans, I'm a populist.

Yes Yank, you are quite popular. I suspect it has something to do with the whole horse thing. . . well that and the handcuffs.

 

[bobsgirl]

I was washing and slicing zucchini for dinner last night. Some of those things could be multi-taskers. One of them was about 7 inches long, with a slight curve to it and had a slightly bulbous (I really like that word ) end. It probably would have worked quite nicely as a g-spot dildo. The food wasn't the only thing heating up in that kitchen.

 

[bobsgirl]

Yes Yank, you are quite popular. I suspect it has something to do with the whole horse thing. . . well that and the handcuffs.

And the flogger.

 

[silverwhisper]

bg: i've always been appreciated women who know how to combine their appetites.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

And the flogger.

*breathlessly* oh my yes, definately the flogger. . .

i suddenly have the urge to come to dinner at your house bg. I'll bring a cheesecake for dessert.

 

[silverwhisper]

minxy, you're already bringing yourself, aren't you? :>

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

minxy, you're already bringing yourself, aren't you? :>

ed

How did you know??? oh wait. You mean to bg's house.


ykystmtalw:
You kind of don't notice signatures anymore. I had not realize lil miss bg had herself a second story til this morning. I of course, ran off, read it, was wowed, voted on it, and then left her a comment. YAY BG!

 

[bobsgirl]

*breathlessly* oh my yes, definately the flogger. . .

i suddenly have the urge to come to dinner at your house bg. I'll bring a cheesecake for dessert.

Lovely! For the first course, I'll set out an appetizing array of dild... uh... zucchini, cucumbers, and whole salami.


ed, I even showed it to my husband, and he got all flustered. I purely love shocking that man!

 

[midwestyankee]

Lovely! For the first course, I'll set out an appetizing array of dild... uh... zucchini, cucumbers, and whole salami.


ed, I even showed it to my husband, and he got all flustered. I purely love shocking that man!

Doesn't seem to me like there was a single pure moment in that action, bg. You naughty litster, you.

 

[bobsgirl]

Doesn't seem to me like there was a single pure moment in that action, bg. You naughty litster, you.

and proud of it!

 

[silverwhisper]

good for you, bg! i'm damned proud of you, my friend. :>

ed