SalaciousMonkey22
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They need their kid in a shirt that says “I’m the dividends” or something. Hmmm maybe too political and untimely reference. But still.
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crazychemgirl
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Well give me some examples
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I think I just did the Kessel Run in 6 parsecs
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crazychemgirl
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Good words
crazychemgirl
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I love how this post made you forget how to English.
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Qky75
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It's the standard reply on page 468 of Charming Things to Say to Women.
SWR101
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I try to keep mine way warmer than this…
crazychemgirl
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crazychemgirl
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ok shenanigang …
I’m curious about masturbation…
Do you watch porn?
Do you just lay in bed?
Do you have a time of day you prefer?
I’m curious about masturbation…
Do you watch porn?
Do you just lay in bed?
Do you have a time of day you prefer?
crazychemgirl
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Like I enjoy watching porn after a shower … while I’m already naked
GhostOfFAS
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Yes, either in bed or on the couch when I’m home alone. I like mid-day or late night viewing.
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SWR101
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Depends,
But usually laying in bed, porn will be hit or miss, but errs on with, and normally just before trying to go to sleep, help relax my way into the evening
MidwestPrincess23
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It depends on the day and my mood
Porn? sometimes
phone-a-friend? sometimes
Time of day? whenever... as long as I'm alone. Usually late breakfast or afternoon snack
UnquietDreams
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Aren't we all?
Sometimes. Sometimes I am reading something. Often I am listening to something. And sometimes I am describing to someone what I am imagining and doing.
I prefer to masterbate in bed, but not always
More often in evening/night, but morning is nice as well. (Oddly enough, I prefer wake up morning sex.)
Chloe_Harper
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On occasion. Sometimes it's just not doing it for me. And I'm picky.
Usually. But the couch or shower or bath are nice places too
Usually later at night, as if it's still this secret thing that needs to be hidden under the darkest skies.
lavendersilk
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Mmmkay
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
hotoldrguy
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I do watch porn. I sit in a chair. I like night time best
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It all depends on who is home/awake.
If no one is home, then I normally lay in bed. Most of the time it's late at night while everyone is asleep. At that point I'm either sitting in front of the computer, or laying on the couch.
I don't have anyone that I "talk" with, so porn is pretty much always.
SalaciousMonkey22
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oh baby, hump day.
SalaciousMonkey22
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Usually. Internet has made me weak.
I got a kid who never leaves the damn house. No. I’m like a goddamn teenager
Nope. When the mood strikes. Which almost autocorrected to strokes. Which was amusing to me.
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