Sex & Shenanigans

[Sammysub07]

Good thing you’re a math genius?

The lie detector determined that was a LIE

 

[jason28053]

Longest I've seen of a 2x4 is 20'. That's 240" so those are some small or soft dicks

Maybe it’s vertical and the dick width?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://imgur.com/a/p6rezPZ

So, first the jackhammering, now measuring beams (?) with dicks ... ... is today Construction Site fantasy day?

 

[Sammysub07]

So, first the jackhammering, now measuring beams (?) with dicks ... ... is today Construction Site fantasy day?

No construction sites. All they’re fluent in is wood

 

[jason28053]

So, first the jackhammering, now measuring beams (?) with dicks ... ... is today Construction Site fantasy day?

I don’t make the rulers lol

 

[jason28053]

No construction sites. All they’re fluent in is wood

Hey, don’t beavers like ?

 

[Sammysub07]

Hey, don’t beavers like ?

Ouch. That’s usually not what he said.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hey, don’t beavers like ?

I don't want mine gnawed down and then used in dam construction

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I don't want mine gnawed down and then used in dam construction

Or as Sammy might say … Damn Construction!!

 

[jason28053]

I don't want mine gnawed down and then used in dam construction

The metaphorical beaver my good man

 

[Sammysub07]

Or as Sammy might say … Damn Construction!!

Absolutely baseless!! Wrong thread!

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Absolutely baseless!! Wrong thread!

Well was just getting the vibe there … was echoing your assertiveness on the particular topic damnit!!

 

[LupineOne]

 

[Sammysub07]

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“Hello. I’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty.”

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm going to start doing this with the dick pics I get in my DMs as a response

Well, if you got one from me, Nixon was 5'11 and 1/2.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I prefer the term Fun Sized.

"Average, but very enthusiastic."

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't want mine gnawed down and then used in dam construction

Dam...

 

[LupineOne]

“Hello. I’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty.”

I can see Death in his dark robes, hooded, bone-white face with that eternal grin and two red points far back in his eyes, a rotary phone to his ear:
“Hello…”

 

[jason28053]

https://imgur.com/a/KS8wC9e

 

[HarryHill]

https://imgur.com/a/KS8wC9e

Is that what you call multiple eyegasms.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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Also also, I feel attacked.

it doesn’t help that so many penises are crooked too.

Isn't that sometimes a good thing?

Also occasionally their owners.

Again, isn't this a good thing, sometimes?

The lie detector determined that was a LIE

It's a good thing you're cute.

So, first the jackhammering, now measuring beams (?) with dicks ... ... is today Construction Site fantasy day?

OMG, the things I could do with all the tools in my garage... You'll love what I can do with a sawzall.

No construction sites. All they’re fluent in is wood

But there's wood, steel, lots of lubricants... So many possibilities!

 

[HarryHill]

I can see Death in his dark robes, hooded, bone-white face with that eternal grin and two red points far back in his eyes, a rotary phone to his ear:
“Hello…”

Wow! You went dark really quick, Wolfie.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Canadian Beach Holiday

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[UnquietDreams]