I had one, a few years ago, that worked for me incredibly well. I could go from flaccid to shattering orgasm by changing the spray settings, and never actually touch myself. It was astonishing... Called it "The Girlfriend."
Of course
Almost never. I hate the thought of having to change the sheets should anything go awry
I prefer mornings for baitin'
My tattoo is still under wrap
I look forward to it, if you ever choose to show it.
What'd you get?
I got a 3rd lobe piercing in each of my ears… a helix piercing in my left ear and a dragonfly tattoo on my ankle.
Long and late nights at The Jiggly Room. A girl's gotta make a living, ya know?
Love it!!
Love love love!!!!
Can't be real can it?
I have one of those ice molds because I think it's hilarious to sneak a penis into my friends and (grown) kids Stanley cups. Never in a thousand years, would it occur to me to actually try to use that as a dildo!
I’ve ended it with debating between getting a drink at the bar or stay in my room
Now see, if i did that, I'd go to prison.
Yes, yes you would.
100% need an attorney.
I mean....
Or, conversely, don't sneak a penis into your friends.
