Let's talk about sex baby...

Or worse he complains.. your cervix is hard, I can feel your iud poking me, it feels like a needle poking me everytime.

I can see that being an entirely unpleasant surprise. I'd hope he'd learn his limits soon enough.
 
#106. Are you the type that likes to share details when you are with your friends?

With y'all, and my close friends, I am more likely to share details (names, dates, places, positions, etc.) With more casual friends, I will be more general, cuz I really don't think it's anyone's business.

My sexual escapades are more of a Don't and Don't list, than bragging :rolleyes:
 
With y'all, and my close friends, I am more likely to share details (names, dates, places, positions, etc.) With more casual friends, I will be more general, cuz I really don't think it's anyone's business.

My sexual escapades are more of a Don't and Don't list, than bragging :rolleyes:

i'm the same, except that i put the Don't in a humorous light.
 
#107. How did you learn about the birds and the bees? Does what you were originally taught still apply in today’s sexual world?
 
#107. How did you learn about the birds and the bees? Does what you were originally taught still apply in today’s sexual world?

My mother bought us a book to read - she refused to have any discussion on the subject. She was an older first-time parent (in her 40s before she had her first baby) and came from a very old-fashioned family. I'm told my grandmother didn't even know where babies came from until she was a good 7 months pregnant.


I was a teenage mother and now I catch babies as a profession.
The only thing that I was taught that still applies is the anatomy and physiology of reproduction. Which actually means almost fuck-all in (my) today's sexual world.
 
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#107. How did you learn about the birds and the bees? Does what you were originally taught still apply in today’s sexual world?

An amazing find: My parents owned apartment buildings, and all of us kids would clean the units in between tenants (our reward: a restaurant dinner!). One deadbeat moved out and left a bunch of crap. I found a box with dirty magazines - porn - blowjobs, penetration etc - pretty wild for the time. I took the box out to the alley, and stacked a couple of other boxes on top of it. We lived a block and a half away, so I rode my bike back over got it, hid the mags in my room - I had never even masturbated before, but those magazines not only showed me where things go, but in my own accidental, squirmy way, they produced my first orgasm.

Later in life, things still go in the same places, albeit the locations are not quite as bushy.
 
#107. How did you learn about the birds and the bees? Does what you were originally taught still apply in today’s sexual world?
I've known a lot about birds ever since age 5 I wanted to be able to fly.
Bees I learned about properly just four years ago on a ten week 'beekeeping basics course' - wow I never knew they were into gangbangs of 18-25 drones! Nor that every one of those drones falls to the ground dying from his excitement and exertion! Some gangbang! And the Queen stores up all that sperm and uses it one by one for up to seven years! Insemination or what!

*OK, bee-geek. Couldn't resist*
 
#107. How did you learn about the birds and the bees? Does what you were originally taught still apply in today’s sexual world?

I grew up with 2 sisters, so my mom bought a book about girls and sex for us to read. No pictures, very dry and almost clinical explanations. In retrospect, it very much reflects my mom's logical nature... just the facts, ma'am.

There was a Q&A section in the back and while I don't recall much about it, I do remember one of the questions was "What is a prostitute?" Answer: A prostitute is a bad woman.

That was it. Not exactly progressive, cutting edge sex education.

My small hometown school didn't have much in the way of sex ed classes. The one we did have was taught by the mother of one of my besties. I wasn't about to raise my hand to ask her if you blew into a boy's pee hole to give him a blowjob.

So I mostly learned by doing.

:D
 
#107. How did you learn about the birds and the bees? Does what you were originally taught still apply in today’s sexual world?

My parents were very proactive with sex education. My mum was adamant that I be an active participant in my sex life and don't just roll over to please a guy. She worked in child protective services and saw the worst of the worst and wanted to make sure that was the going to be our story.

My younger sisters told me bj stories that instilled a healthy fear of head that I've never managed to get over.

In my case, mum's advice absolutely applies. My sisters probably doesn't.
 
Hey exact words were "don't just feel pressured to give him what he wants in the back of the car. If you want sex, you can bring him home"

My reaction: "stop!"

That's extremely embarrassing, but just imagine how much trouble that probably saved you. Or did it?
 
#107. How did you learn about the birds and the bees? Does what you were originally taught still apply in today’s sexual world?

Well, at the tender age of five, I was stung by a bee in the backyard of my grandmothers house. You would think that would be sufficient, but no...I'm a slow learner and I was stung at least four more times, each with more "significant" swelling and pain. However, eventually I learned to give bees, wasps etc, wide birth...

Birds, I will say, took longer. We did have a parakeet when I was young. Alas, the cat and the parakeet finally came to an agreement: the parakeet was dinner.
I cried. However, I did note that parakeets poop a lot, and that you need to change the newspaper in the bottom of the cage, regularly.

:D

OK, fine. Honestly, my mom gave me "the talk." I will also say that school and church, were pretty helpful on many accounts. So too were playboy and penthouse. :D
I learned the most though from some good book (legit stuff) in college, in my loft, with the future Mrs. Sailor. :eek:

While my dad is a great guy. And I have learned many important things from him. Sex and sexuality was not one. He did instill in me the desire to behave as a gentleman though. Which I think is important. Although, I'm not always successful.
 
#107. How did you learn about the birds and the bees? Does what you were originally taught still apply in today’s sexual world?

When I was 6, my mother got pregnant again and my parents decided to educate me with a book on human sexual reproduction – from intercourse to childbirth. I was only just learning to read at the time, so after a general summary from my mother, it was the pictures in the book which gave me a better idea of what was going on. And it wasn't a cartoony sort of book, oh no! It was full of detailed medical drawings, ultrasound images; oh, and photographs.

There are two photographs I remember as if it had been yesterday: one, because I found it fascinating; the other, because, had I known English at the time and been as much of a potty mouth already as I am now, I would have screamed "OH MY FUCKING GOD!" when I first saw it – any every time after that. The first was a side-by-side comparison of a naked man, flaccid and erect. Of course I found that interesting and there was a lot of giggling when I showed it to friends who came over to play. The second one was a photograph taken during an actual, real birth. Women on her back on a hospital bed. Naked. Legs bent and spread. With a baby's head sticking out of her vagina. Full colour image, no black and white. I used to show that one to my friends as well. Sharing is caring, right?
 
#108. What fetishes intrigue you?

Sometimes I feel I'm too curious for my own good, so I'm intrigued by a lot of fantasies.

I've recently been reading a few incest/taboo fantasies. Although I don't ever picture myself in these scenarios, it's quite interesting to me to picture other families operating that way.

My biggest fantasy discovery had been the breeding fetish. Apparently I'm a hot commodity in the sense that if a guy is going to unload, I just figure it should be inside me. A friend of mine who is heavily into breeding has been opening my eyes to the world. It helps being pregnant and starting to lactate to get why people find this so arousing. When I'm at the top of my sexual peaks, I would totally lose all barriers and let this other guy knock me up. It's so hot to think about.

Reality, though, had a way of making me behave.
 
#108. What fetishes intrigue you?

Strictly speaking, a 'fetish' is an object or body part, rather than an activity or fantasy (which would be a kink).

I don't have any fetishes myself, but you could say I'm intrigued, i.e. puzzled, by some fetishes I've come across on the internet.
 
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Strictly speaking, a 'fetish' is an object or body part one, rather than an activity or fantasy (which would be a kink).

I don't have any fetishes myself, but you could say I'm intrigued, i.e. puzzled, by some fetishes I've come across on the internet.

Thank you, Doctor. I guess I don't have any either.
 
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