❓ PLP Inquires II ❓

[Dribble]

Long time ago...in a land far away....I did magic mushrooms blended in orange juice. I poured everyone else their glass....then I drank the leftovers out of the bottom of the blender. We decided to go innertubing at the Alta Ski Resort at midnight....it took about 45 minutes to drive up the canyon. I wasn't driving....but my friend who didn't do any mushrooms drove my car. Half way there....holy fuck....high couldn't even come close to describing me. No one else was seeing or experiencing anything close to what I was. Tracers. Rainbows. Trees on fire. My friends figured most of the mushrooms settled out...so they were in the bottom of the blender. Cool.

Well we somehow make it up to the ski resort. Minus 20 real temps. And my friend....who thought he knew ehere he was...drove my car down the ski slope. Just like the James fucking Bond movie. We couldn't stop til we made the bottom. We turned around....and started heading up the hill. But we started digging in. There was at least 50 ft of base probably...no way we were gonna make it. So...we walked to the resort....talked with a ski groomer...and he said he would pull us out for 50 bucks. But only after his shift ended in 2 hours. So there we stood....cold as fuck....wet from sweat cause we walked up a hill. I knew I was going to die. So my trip....turned quite...uncomfortable. Nothing like losing and wasting a good buzz.

My friend disappeared...which was a good thing cause I was being pissy. He made a mistake....but I was being an ass. 20 minutes later....he shows up with 8 bread crate racks. You know those 3 ft by 3 ft flat racks the bread comes on. And he said let's go....we are going to use them as snow shoes for the car. And I will be damned....we drove my car up the ski slope....using bread crates as snow shoes 10 ft at a time. Move 3 on each side....drive up. Now....this wasn't a small slope....it was easily a half a mile. Ten ft at a time. We made it. Alive. And I saved $50 bucks. I pitty those who skiied down in the morning....and found our car tracks....I bet several noobs broke their legs.

That people....is Lit in a nutshell. And it is 100% true.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The entry is a library, quiet and studious and fuuuuuuuuuull of things to read. Peeking out the windows, there's a strip club next door. Going further in, there's an elevator taking you to different floors aka forums, each opens into another silent space, in this case a looong hallway of heavy doors (there are open buttons if they're too heavy that works well. Every time a door opens, all sorts of sound effects can be heard - shouting, music, orgasms, screams, laughter, and even sometimes all of these at the same time!

 

[dkak001]

I want to know how you'd describe Lit as it was a physical place you could go.

High school. If you pay attention, a lot of people separate into different groups. It's easy to say something that gets misconstrued, and have a gang jump on you. Some of y'all are nuts, a few in a good way others not so much. We share little naughty secrets, and giggle about it. Not all of us are always welcome in every conversation.

Where are you at in the place?

Same as in high school, somewhere along the periphery doing my own thing. Occasionally making a friend, but unnoticed by most. Which is fine, I'm not into clicks, and quite frankly would rather do my own thing. Always at the ready if someone needs something or needs help, I'll at least try.

Would you remodel it or preserve it's heritage?

This site, I would not change it. For a long time it's been the one constant in a string of constant change. It's always here when I come back. It's like going home, there are memories here. Too much change would erase that.

 

[MrMakersMark]

11.05 25

I want to know how you'd describe Lit as it was a physical place you could go. What does it look like, feel like, sound like? Where are you at in the place? Would you remodel it or preserve it's heritage?

On the outside, I see an old 9 story building that never gets renovated. Like...ever. Dilapidated gargoyles perched on arbors high above the rickety doorways, leering downward as if in judgement of all who enter... or think about leaving.
Busted windows, graffiti, trash all over the yard. I mean this shitbox, from the roadside view, looks like it should be condemned.
Crackhouses are more charming.

But on the inside its totally different.
An adequately lit, speak-easy/erotic bookstore is found on the 1st floor lobby.
Equipped with ample seating and floor space, it seems a popular place for regulars and newcomers alike. The barrista/bartender never in short supply of "tips". A menu with floor and room details is available on request with the concierge.
For some reason the theme song the the "Cheers" sitcom is barely audible.
It's there, but you have to focus amid the bustle.
Some among the crowd are always louder than others.

Looking up (or down depending on where you are) you see all 9 floors have a mezzanine of random loitering people milling about. Peering into the myriad rooms that circle each floor.
Most rooms are different, with individual creator/caretakers and their loyal minions.
Some are similar, though that is not by design. It's simply each room's caretaker creating a space for themselves and others.
Pictures, comedic characterizations in meme or gif, or just conversation.
Public flirting and private fucking. Usually.



Where am I? Usually in a comfy chair in the lobby watching people come and go.
I've no need to venture further.
After all, Dante' told us why there are 9 floors didn't he?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

11.05 25

I want to know how you'd describe Lit as it was a physical place you could go. What does it look like, feel like, sound like? Where are you at in the place? Would you remodel it or preserve it's heritage?

This is a very odd question for me. I have no internal image of this place.

I have said it reminds me a lot of a neighborhood dive bar in a lot of ways. But it would have to be more like a stereotypical D&D inn with lots of rooms for different cliques.

I’d probably be near to band on stage/jukebox Playing footsy with the redhead sitting across the table and complaining when people chose downbeat music. Maybe on the dance floor depending on how much I’d drunk.

I don’t care at all about the heritage but I’m way too lazy to remodel, so I’d let it be.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Stat - banana daiquiries for the dancing monkey!

 

[Paul_Chance]

I usually don’t visualize Literotica as a physical space, but when the question was posed the first thing that popped into my mind was a high school cafeteria.

The physical surroundings aren’t that impressive, a lot of linoleum, cheap steel, and fluorescent light. Inside this imaginary cafeteria, however, are all kinds of people, good and bad, kind of forced together in a common shared space.

What makes the space memorable is the people you meet. As they settle into your memory, they’re not particularly memories of the space, or the food, or the drinks lol.

But they are memories of people, some great, some not, all human in one way or another, except for the aliens and the non-humans, of course. When you go to lunch you’re hoping to find space with your friends, or to make new friends

 

[Apisto42]

11.05 25

I want to know how you'd describe Lit as it was a physical place you could go. What does it look like, feel like, sound like? Where are you at in the place? Would you remodel it or preserve it's heritage?

Fun question. I’ll try to remember to come back to it.

 

[lavendersilk]

11.05 25

I want to know how you'd describe Lit as it was a physical place you could go. What does it look like, feel like, sound like? Where are you at in the place? Would you remodel it or preserve it's heritage?

In my mind it looks like a white and blue building with a looooong hallway. Very old hospital feel with florescent lighting that flickers in and out. In the hallway are closed doors with titles like Any squirters in the D.C. area? They are good for a nosy quick peek. I tend to stay away from the doors that say Politics. Although, it's been enlightening to see who does visit that room and what they say.

The doors that really stick out to me have cool pictures like mermaids in space or bare chests. Those have comfy couches and friendly faces. I seek those out and ignore the rest most days.

Sometimes I think it should be torn down and remade. It seems like a few of those rooms should be condemned. But the nostalgia is what keeps me coming back.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

11.05 25

I want to know how you'd describe Lit as it was a physical place you could go. What does it look like, feel like, sound like? Where are you at in the place? Would you remodel it or preserve it's heritage?

I think there have been good cases made for lots of places - schools, bars, etc buuuuuuuuut I think Lit is a like an active Adult Retirement Community (a la The Villages).

1. We are all here seeking a slower pace of (social) life.
2. There are community activities for all interests posted clearly.
3. But you can always retreat to your personal little condo (PM).
4. The new retirees get lots of attention.
5. It can be bitchy and gossipy in a very "bless your hear" kind of of way.
6. You can decorate of your golf cart (profile) with whatever loofa signals you want to engage in.
7. When you don't hear from someone in a while, you assume they're dead....
8. ....because there's only one way to get out.
9. We're slow to change and if something breaks it's catastrophic.
10. Family rarely comes to visit.

 

[seela]

6. You can decorate of your golf cart (profile) with whatever loofa signals you want to engage in.

TIL. Kinda wish I hadn’t learned.

(Edit: not because older people having satisfying sex is bad, but because I can never look at a loofa the same again.)

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

TIL. Kinda wish I hadn’t learned.

(Edit: not because older people having satisfying sex is bad, but because I can never look at a loofa the same again.)

My mission is accomplished.

 

[seela]

My mission is accomplished.

Sadist.

 

[Booboobear84]

Sadist.

Was that a compliment?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Sadist.

I have my moments

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I have my moments

I clicked on your emoji but nothing happened.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I clicked on your emoji but nothing happened.

Never give up

 

[deft]

Never give up

Excellent stealth boner trigger. Well played

 

[seela]

Was that a compliment?

Absolutely.

I have my moments

Oh, I know.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Never give up

This is the sort of content I come here for. Thank you for your service.

 

[Dribble]

PLP changed her thingie from Morticia to Good Trouble....so that means it is time for a song

These girls...ooze the sexual tension...just like PLP. You just know...they would be great.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

11.17.25

Impressions

No... not your best celebrity impressions! (But five bonus points if you have a good one!)

What first impression do you think you give off - online and in person?
How important are first impressions to you? What do you take away from a first impression? Do you think you make a good first impression? Has anyone ever made a terrible first impression with you but won you back later? Have you ever made an irreparable first impression? Did you try and fix it? How is making a first impression online different from the physical space? Are you better at one than the other?

What about sexual first impressions? What first impression do you think you make sexually? That moment you push past flirtation and innuendo and actually get sexy? Do you make a good sexual first impression? What would give you a good first impression of someone else? Have you ever been surprised at someone's sexual first impression - where they were different in the bedroom/e-bedroom than you anticipated? Can you (or anyone) recover from a bad first sexual impression?

 

[LostHorizon]

11.17.25

Impressions

No... not your best celebrity impressions! (But five bonus points if you have a good one!)

What first impression do you think you give off - online and in person?
How important are first impressions to you? What do you take away from a first impression? Do you think you make a good first impression? Has anyone ever made a terrible first impression with you but won you back later? Have you ever made an irreparable first impression? Did you try and fix it? How is making a first impression online different from the physical space? Are you better at one than the other?

What about sexual first impressions? What first impression do you think you make sexually? That moment you push past flirtation and innuendo and actually get sexy? Do you make a good sexual first impression? What would give you a good first impression of someone else? Have you ever been surprised at someone's sexual first impression - where they were different in the bedroom/e-bedroom than you anticipated? Can you (or anyone) recover from a bad first sexual impression?

My first impression of this post is it is going to take me a lot of time to answer all these questions…

 

[Whiskeyjack]

11.17.25

Impressions

No... not your best celebrity impressions! (But five bonus points if you have a good one!)

I do not have a good one.

What first impression do you think you give off - online and in person?

Probably roughly the same whether online or in person. Generally decent, nothing special. 5.5 out of 10. Maybe 6 out of 10 online (I think I'm funnier online when I have time to think about responses and my wit doesn't have to be quite so quick).

How important are first impressions to you?

Depends... did you make a bad first impression or a good first impression? A bad first impression is tough to come back from (I like to believe in second chances, but they're a lot harder to put into practice). But if you made a good first impression, was it just a fluke? How long until the facade crumbles?

It's the same response whether the question is about the first impression that I make. If I give a bad first impression I don't expect you to be falling all over yourself to give me a second chance. If I give a good first impression... how long can I keep it up before you discover that I can't live up to the billing?

What do you take away from a first impression?

I'm basically looking for a reasonable intelligence - can you put a coherent thought together, and if so, is it about something interesting? It doesn't even have to be interesting to me. If it's interesting to you, then I want to hear about it. But if you tend to communicate in monosyllabic grunts and disinterested "I dunno"'s, then that's not going to leave a very good flavor in my mouth.

Do you think you make a good first impression?

Not particularly. I don't think I make a bad first impression. But I don't really wow people on first meeting. I'm more of an acquired taste.

Has anyone ever made a terrible first impression with you but won you back later?

I'm sure it's happened, though I'm struggling to think of specifics.

Have you ever made an irreparable first impression?

Only on job interviews and first dates. So, you know... nothing important.

Did you try and fix it?

No... the last really bad first impression I think I made was on a first date. And I think I blew it well enough to know that there was no coming back from it.

How is making a first impression online different from the physical space?

I think I make a better impression online than I do in person. I can rely more on words than on appearance, and that's usually to my benefit.

Are you better at one than the other?

Oh... see my last answer above.

What about sexual first impressions? What first impression do you think you make sexually?

What I said before about being an acquired taste? Double that for sexual first impressions. No... triple that. If you see me for the first time and think, "Oh yeah, he gets my motor runnin'," then you have some very specific kinks that I'm not sure I'm into.

More generally, I don't think "sexy" is a first impression I make. I think I can eventually become sexy to some people. But when it comes to sexy I'm no one's first choice. I'm safe, not sexy. Sexy is dangerous, provocative, exciting. I'm a comforting cup of hot cocoa and a toasty blanket. Not a bad thing to be by any means. But sexy I ain't.

That moment you push past flirtation and innuendo and actually get sexy? Do you make a good sexual first impression?

Yes. If only because I've learned to double- and triple-down on giving oral. I'm not quite a one-trick pony, but that's my best trick and I'm good at it.

What would give you a good first impression of someone else?

If she lets me see her naked. I'm not hard to please.

Have you ever been surprised at someone's sexual first impression - where they were different in the bedroom/e-bedroom than you anticipated?

Yes... usually with girlfriends in high school and college when I had -no idea- that women could even be horny, much less aggressively so. Many pandora's boxes were opened just because I had no idea what I was getting into.

Can you (or anyone) recover from a bad first sexual impression?

Yes. I've had first times with women that weren't exactly the stuff of Penthouse Forum letters, but things turned around and got good in the long term. Sex doesn't always follow the porn scripts we have in our heads. Our bodies are messy and make weird noises and sounds and smells and things happen we don't expect. It's all good. If you're only in it as a get-your-rocks-off one night stand, then no, you probably won't recover. But if you're in a relationship of any kind, not every sexual experience is going to be the best in the world. And if you do screw up the first time and set a really low bar, just think how delighted your partner will be when you're surprisingly adequate the next time around.

 

[seela]

11.17.25

Impressions

Damn PLP, how can you come up with such difficult but good questions?

What first impression do you think you give off - online and in person?

I come across cold and distant, and kind of uptight and humorless. I’ve been called intimidating. IRL it’s mostly because I’m just shy and I never initiate anything. Online, I think it’s a combination of shyness and especially here on Lit I think it’s also about cultural differences and my incapability to banter in English.

How important are first impressions to you? What do you take away from a first impression?

I’ve learned that first impressions often fool me. I’m not super good at reading people. I try to take everyone at face value and be friendly regardless of their first impressions and form my opinions down the road.

Do you think you make a good first impression?

No I don’t. Neither online nor offline. I’m very much an acquired taste, because I’m so reserved that I doubt anyone would get a very positive vibe from me in a social setting. For work my first impression is probably okay.

Has anyone ever made a terrible first impression with you but won you back later?

I have more experience of the other way around, but actually my very best friend made a bad first impression and clearly won me over later. Turned out she’s like me and just doesn’t handle first social meetings very well.

Have you ever made an irreparable first impression? Did you try and fix it? How is making a first impression online different from the physical space? Are you better at one than the other?

I don’t think I’ve ever made such a bad first impression that it couldn’t have been repaired, at least not with people I’m in contact with more than once or twice. I’m pretty laid back behind my ice cold facade, so usually once I relax a little, things end up working out fine even if I don’t actively try to do anything special.
My first impression online is probably better than offline, because I come across smarter and can think about my answers a little more.

What about sexual first impressions? What first impression do you think you make sexually? That moment you push past flirtation and innuendo and actually get sexy? Do you make a good sexual first impression?

I’d say my first impressions are kind of misleading sexually as well and not good. I probably come across uptight and that’s not really the truth in that realm either.

What would give you a good first impression of someone else?

I don’t know. A can-do, take-charge attitude? Or at least it’s the prerequisite, because if it’s two of me in the bedroom, things would never go beyond saying hello and making polite chitchat.

Have you ever been surprised at someone's sexual first impression - where they were different in the bedroom/e-bedroom than you anticipated? Can you (or anyone) recover from a bad first sexual impression?

I don’t think I’ve ever really been surprised. And I truly believe you, and especially I can, recover from a bad first sexual impression. I’m well aware of my own limits in making a good first impression, so I tend to give people quite a bit of leeway.