❓ PLP Inquires II ❓

it collapsed into a sorry and stupid mess before anyone got naked
In all honesty, I've heard this as the outcome a bunch of times.
The only times I ever got close to a threesome was when I was in a couple and we approached someone else to be our third (never worked out).
Like this.

"Him. The flabby guy with the bad haircut and teriyaki sauce on his breath. That's the penis we want."
I feel this! Like totally. Hell, I doubt any MF or MM couple is going to look at me and go, "that old fat nerdy lookin' guy with the goofy smile and untamed hair. Yeah, he's the stud we've been looking for."
 
05.03.23

Let's have a sexier question!

Do you think you have what it takes to be a unicorn? No, not the mythical beast but could you be a third for another couple? Do threesomes interest you? Would you find it difficult to keep emotions out of it? What parts would you find most appealing? Least appealing?

Feel free to share all your threesome experiences below ;) ;) ;)
Could I? Yes. Do I have what it takes? Physically, yes :) Emotionally, not a chance.
In a purely fantastical way, I find them interesting but there is no way I could go through with it. Sometimes I wish I was someone who could have fun without the emotion but I'm just not wired that way.

Most appealing? Various sensations - often those you physically can't achieve with just one partner.

Least appealing? Going back to your previous question about attention... I don't need attention from anyone - except that one special person. And with that person, I often want to be their center of attention (at least sexually) and them be mine. I can't wrap my head around a scenario where I would enjoy sharing that.
 
05.03.23

Let's have a sexier question!

Do you think you have what it takes to be a unicorn? No, not the mythical beast but could you be a third for another couple? Do threesomes interest you? Would you find it difficult to keep emotions out of it? What parts would you find most appealing? Least appealing?

Feel free to share all your threesome experiences below ;) ;) ;)

At nineteen I was a unicorn for an older married couple. :)

The wife initiated it, the husband approved. Apparently they had been talking about having a third for some time so when they moved into my parents’ rental house they set their eyes on me.

I loved being their sex toy and being in something of a relationship yet free to be with others too. We brought three other women and one other femme guy into our sphere including two previous long-term crushes of mine.

The only time I felt jealous was when one of our other lovers wanted to spend exclusive time with the husband. I felt left out and marginalized in ways I never thought I would, but things were okay again once the four of us were all together.


The relationship part was usually warm and inclusive - my favorite part about being together was the play and experimentation. We tried many different things with me able and interested in being whatever was needed to fulfill bucket list fantasies.

The hard part was when the couple eventually broke up - they had been together for seven years and had grown to a point where they weren’t satisfied with each other and claimed that our threesome was a last ditch effort to see if they could find more in common by seeking their fantasies together. They figured out that they weren’t a satisfying match for a number of reasons and had lost the spark between them years ago.

I think I could have been happy being their third for many years, but I guess it wasn’t meant to happen, still I had lots of kinky and experimental experiences with them.

My next long term relationship was with a woman who has always identified as a lesbian. We had several threesomes and shared in many kinky cuddle puddles, but those are stories for other threads. ;)
 
05.03.23

Let's have a sexier question!

Do you think you have what it takes to be a unicorn? No, not the mythical beast but could you be a third for another couple? Do threesomes interest you? Would you find it difficult to keep emotions out of it? What parts would you find most appealing? Least appealing?

Feel free to share all your threesome experiences below ;) ;) ;)
Theoretically I'd absolutely be down with this. Depends on the couple and the vibes though, of course.

I'm not so much wanting to check items off a list so much as I'd be into connecting and exploring with people and seeing where it goes. That said, though, I'm down for any kind of threeway. Sex exploration is appealing. Pushing limits can be fun and intense.

I do think the group/unicorn thing runs the risk of being transactional ("its a ONE TIME thing/its JUST sex/you exist only to be part of MY experience blahblahblah"), which is not what I want at all out of sex. I'm not asking for commitment, just don't toss me a towel and tell me to leave after.
 
05.03.23

Let's have a sexier question!

Do you think you have what it takes to be a unicorn? No, not the mythical beast but could you be a third for another couple?
Well I think technically unicorns are supposed to be single but yes, I could, for a while anyway.
Do threesomes interest you?
yes
Would you find it difficult to keep emotions out of it?
Well, some emotions are always going to be involved, with me in this situation anyway. I am not attracted to women like I am men. Men, the sound of their voice, the look in the eyes, even just fact they are hot, is enough to work with sexually. I don't really need an emotional connection to find enjoyment in sex with them. If I am engaging with a woman, she is one of my best friends. I need strong connection to be able to make the leap so it doesn't just feel weird as fuck. The friendly feels with her are never the issue though. The issue is when I then become friends with her husband/boyfriend. That happens with time. That is when the lines start to get really murky. Like where exactly does it go from appropriate to inappropriate when you become friends with the partner of a friend who you are screwing. It is the exact same issue as partner swapping, affairs, etc. It happens over many small steps over time. When did it cross? When he calls you to talk about a work issue because it is in your wheelhouse? When he comes over to share something he is really excited about? When he invites you to a thing because it is something you both enjoy? When you are now spending as much time alone with him and you do with her? When you go over because you are looking to score but she turns out to not be home, but that's ok? When you and him decide to spend the day with a horror movie marathon when she is out of town because she hates those movies? When he comes over after an awful fight with her because he needs support? When you have become each others person, the one you can't wait to tell exciting news to, the one you lean on for support? When you are screwing him over the hood of a car after a fun night out while she works? When you are spending more time alone with him than you are her? When you can tell he is about to say something, something that will blow it all to hell, and you do tell him to not dare utter those words, but you know to stop him, because you know what he is going to say, because you know what he is feeling, because you can feel it too if you'd permit it?

Time is not on my side, because I don't know how or when, but slowly, I'd let them in more. Time is my enemy in these things.
What parts would you find most appealing?
Well hell, isn't it all. Double the experiences, double the stimulation. But more so, you've got two people in your corner, two people to hang out with, talk with, laugh with. Double the fun.
Least appealing?
For me, obviously, as that pendulum of time swings and it all blows up because I can't fucking find the lines to know when they are getting crossed. Getting out early is the smart thing, but you miss a lot of good times, the bonds that make you look back and smile, as you remember nostalgically. Get out too late, and you lose her as a friend for sure, decent chance him as well.
Feel free to share all your threesome experiences below ;) ;) ;)
 
First off, I will NEVER get used to the US way of date writing - confuses me every time!
Do you think you have what it takes to be a unicorn? No, not the mythical beast but could you be a third for another couple?
No. Not at all. Could I, as part of a couple, want a third? - possibly. But to be the 3rd... I don't think I'm wired that way.

05.03.23

Let's have a sexier question!

Do you think you have what it takes to be a unicorn? No, not the mythical beast but could you be a third for another couple? Do threesomes interest you? Would you find it difficult to keep emotions out of it? What parts would you find most appealing? Least appealing?

Feel free to share all your threesome experiences below ;) ;) ;)

They form part of my fantasies. The erotica I read tends to be MFM (I always get confused with the acronyms, so I'm sorry if I've got it wrong....) although sometimes it varies...
I think emotions get in the way, along with being confident enough. So I think in my head is probably the safest place for that particular one to stay...
And I've had no 3some experiences.... so all this is assumption and presumption....
 
As a US person who has spent a lot of time in the UK, I concur. The European system (d,m,y) makes more sense. Also (y,m,d) makes sense. m,d,y is just out of order.
That said, old habits die hard. :(
Except that m/d/y is how we talk. Today is May 3rd, 2023. I've never heard someone say, "third of May, 2023" except in very formal settings. It just sounds archaic and stilted.
 
Except that m/d/y is how we talk. Today is May 3rd, 2023. I've never heard someone say, "third of May, 2023" except in very formal settings. It just sounds archaic and stilted.
Ah but we do say that! If someone asked when my birthday was, I'd say the 8th of June... I mean yeah sometimes I'd say June 8th, but it'd sounds odd...
 
Do you think you have what it takes to be a unicorn? No, not the mythical beast but could you be a third for another couple? Do threesomes interest you? Would you find it difficult to keep emotions out of it? What parts would you find most appealing? Least appealing?

My first threesome experience was on April 4, 2007 (I kow that because it was the night bere The Masters. Also I looked it up)

Anyway, I'd met a woman on a dating site and after vetting each other, we agreed to meet in the bar at my hotel in Augusta. When she arrived, she was talking on her cellphone, which I first thought was rather rude until she put her hand over her phone and asked "Do you think you caould handle two women?" She was pretty and sexy and I'd been looking forward to this night, but I shrugged and said 'sure'
To make a long story short, her friend was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen in my life. It was a dream come true night. While I was the male, I considered the second woman to be the 'unicorn.' I was just along for the ride. There were no emotions involved. We ruined a mattress at the Augusta Marriott.

My second threesome was another story altogether. ;)
 
As a US person who has spent a lot of time in the UK, I concur. The European system (d,m,y) makes more sense. Also (y,m,d) makes sense. m,d,y is just out of order.
That said, old habits die hard. :(

Right?

The US version writing dates is stupid. Why not use normal numerical logic instead of some arbitrary tradition?


For May third, 2023 we write 05/03/2023

But that’s not how numbers are supposed to work!

It should be 2023/05/03 ✅
 
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