Acktion
GrumpyOldDude
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06.23.22
What's the most unusual place you've had sex? (With someone else or yourself?)
Hanging from a tree branch.
We were a couple of college snotnoses still living with our parents. One night while we were at a park, we got to feeling a little frisky. Climbed up a tree. I stretched out on the limb and she got on top.
Things got a little out of hand and we overbalanced. I managed to grab onto the tree branch. She was clutching onto me, still "in the throes."
Naturally, a cop hit the spotlight just then with me hanging like the kitten from the poster and this gal clutching at me and shaking and squealing. And my pants around my ankles.
A recovering sex addict, I've done... ah... some things in some places that most people wouldn't. But, that has got to be far and away the strangest, even for me.
Of course, it didn't stop there.
A few years later, I was working intake at a detention unit. And 'lo and behold who should bring in one but the officer who remembered me.
But, it just got better. Decades after the incident, I was attending a graduation ceremony for the college where I taught. One of my favorite students ran up and hugged me and wanted to introduce "her favorite teacher" to her parents. Mom was the cop. Awkward.
