❤️💘What's the most romantical thing someone has said to you today or this week? ❤️💘

[SassySheDevil]

A hilarious conversation. :
Me: I just crawled in bed with some vicks and toilet paper
him: Vicks AND toilet paper? Wow, you REALLY are my dream girl. Couple that with snot and I'm crushing so hard on you right now.
Me: I figured you would.
Him: You sure do know all my kinks!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

"You are so incompetent, I hope you die in a fire!" -customer on phone.

 

[Lady2020]

Probably that I only have one foot in the grave.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Still smart-ass. Yep that hasn't been surpassed yet.

 

[Shenanigans90]

What a DICK! I don’t think she was talking about my penis.

 

[Ingenue844]

“I just wanted to tell you that you are the most polite customer I have ever had. You really made my day. It’s not that the others are rude. But, you know.”

And that’s why I cried on the drive home.

 

[muddler35]

Her last groggy words before succumbing to slumber sounded like, “What’s your grasshopper recipe?” I hope I misheard her. I don’t have a grasshopper recipe. If anyone does, please PM me with it!


ETA. Mystery solved.
“Hope you get some sleep baby”. That makes more sense.

Still though, grasshopper recipes. I’m curious now.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

“If I haven’t told you today, I appreciate your mind as much as the sexy package it comes in.”

 

[VoraciousValue]

"It's not that I'm not attracted to you." The nots would cancel out, so she's saying she's attracted to me.

Couldn't be that. Could it?

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

Was told by an older friend that being friends was the second best thing to ever happen for him, the best was his wife of 53 years. Made me tear up for bit.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Go fuck yourself.

Honey

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"I could have spent half an hour just looking at you."

 

[munch2much]

“I can only do this because of you”

 

[badjanus]

"I could be obsessed with your hands" was nice.

 

[Lindi37]

‘I adore you ’
Oh and
‘Get ‘em spread’
I didn’t respond to that second one

 

[wallstreetguy]

I miss you.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"I love when you make lists."
#swoon

 

[Sexy_Singer]

My fingers itch to play with your hair all day.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Absolutely nothing. I think I must give off a non-romantic vibe

 

[gga]

Absolutely nothing. I think I must give off a non-romantic vibe

My bullshit meter is going off.
Absolutely no way this is true

 

[AmberLGreen]

My bullshit meter is going off.
Absolutely no way this is true

When I posted my picture the other night, somebody did tell me I had a face for fucking. Does that count?

 

[gga]

When I posted my picture the other night, somebody did tell me I had a face for fucking. Does that count?

I believe I said you have a fucking beautiful face.

 

[OtherMan]

“I have a lot invested in him, and I’m not ready to give that up. If we hadn’t met, I wouldn’t even be thinking about it.”

Now, that’s some high-quality “thinkin’ about it” romance… I could fuckin’ swoon.

 

[Ingenue844]

I wonder what the maid thought when she saw the stains. It was a lot, I don’t know if the clip really showed it.

 

[muddler35]

I accidentally disconnected a Skype call.

Me: Sorry, I lost you. I closed my laptop while I was cleaning.

Her: Oh no. You never lost me. Not for one second.