❤️💘What's the most romantical thing someone has said to you today or this week? ❤️💘

[JerseyJade]

I accidentally disconnected a Skype call.

Me: Sorry, I lost you. I closed my laptop while I was stuffing my mouth with donuts.

Her: Oh no. Jade was right. You are out of control.

Pfft! What really happened.

 

[muddler35]

Pfft! What really happened.

Dammit Devil Woman I thought I found all of your hidden microphones! Go stalk Conrad!

 

[Lindi37]

“You fucking adorable dick” …
I mean, it’s all news to me

 

[FranklyFrank]

When I posted my picture the other night, somebody did tell me I had a face for fucking. Does that count?

Well I meant it in the most romantic way!

 

[Mei5ter]

"We are the things of romance novels and porn flicks."

 

[muddler35]

Me: I love that we can talk for hours and there is never an awkward silence.

Her: I’d love an occasional awkward silence, but you never shut up

 

[JerseyJade]

Me: I love that we can talk for hours as long as I'm the one who is talking.

Her: I’d love an occasional awkward silence, but you never shut up

You misquoted yourself again... but I fixed it for you... AGAIN!

 

[muddler35]

You misquoted yourself again... but I fixed it for you... AGAIN!

My normal response would be, “Suck it JJ”, but knowing you…..

 

[JerseyJade]

My normal response would be, “Suck it JJ”, but knowing you…..

Later.

 

[Jaws82]

do you want overtime?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I woke up thinking about you

 

[StacyLeigh]

There have been countless but I’ll go with… “You are wonderful in every way”…. though “your butt is da bomb“ was pretty damn good too

 

[FranklyFrank]

I need you to come tuck me into bed

 

[gga]

I love that you want to take care of me in every single way.

 

[badjanus]

"So"

Gets me every fucking time

 

[Whiskeyjack]

"We have some time before the kids get home."

 

[muddler35]

Her: I gotta go make dinner. Talk in a few.
Me: Fine. Abandon me in a cold strange world I don’t understand. (Pouts)
Her: it’s okay baby, the world doesn’t understand you either. Love you. Bye.

#keeper.

 

[StacyLeigh]

“I’m the only one who gets your snacks”

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"If this is you being unreasonable and grumpy and bad tempered, please can I come home to you every night?"

 

[Trubbycat]

...crickets...

 

[TongueLust]

"We made you a protection candle."☠

 

[Violetvixen1]

If you asked me to k*ll you, I wouldn’t do it.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Somebody sent me a message with a picture of Jerry Mouse holding a heart ballon and told me I was very beautiful

It was a random unknown person on Skype who I have now blocked but I thought it was sweet at the time

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Okay, you're going to feel some pressure. Relax. Take some deep breaths. There you go. It's almost all the way in. Just a bit more, you're doing good. There you go. Now, let's move it around.

See you next week."

 

[AmberLGreen]

"Okay, you're going to feel some pressure. Relax. Take some deep breaths. There you go. It's almost all the way in. Just a bit more, you're doing good. There you go. Now, let's move it around.

See you next week."

Is it wrong that I nearly came while reading that