🍆❤️‍🩹🍆 Dicknations for Sassy! Updates & Get Well Wang 🍆❤️‍🩹🍆

[SassySheDevil]

I didn't give it enough chance before my son bought his own house and took it with him. I know that it takes practice and dedication. I wanted to like Spin bikes too. My old roommate had one, but that fucker wouldn't adjust enough for my short legs.

 

[LIDiver]

How you doing physically, can you get out and do stuff?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok.

Just in case anyone here needed a smile.

 

[SassySheDevil]

How you doing physically, can you get out and do stuff?

Yes. Planning to go camping this weekend for my anniversary. I've been going hiking a little more with a friend. I'm definitely not in the best shape, but it has been needed. It helps clear my head and help me get my exercise in at the same time.

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok.

Just in case anyone here needed a smile.

Sorry. Went over my head. Teach me your ways
My superman joke was corny. But....

 

[LIDiver]

Okay, since we are joking. Here is my favorite clean joke of all time-
What did the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

 

[bmbm24601]

A thread dedicated to cheering a wishing you the best speaks volumes about your character Sassy. I wish for the best outcome for you.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Okay, since we are joking. Here is my favorite clean joke of all time-
What did the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

Do tell.

A thread dedicated to cheering a wishing you the best speaks volumes about your character Sassy. I wish for the best outcome for you.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

 

[LIDiver]

Do tell.

He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

 

[SassySheDevil]

He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

haha I must be a little duh. These are going over my head.

 

[hairball18]

I hate that you have to go through this. Hugs sassy.

 

[LIDiver]

haha I must be a little duh. These are going over my head.

dyslexic- mixes letters (god with dog).
insomniac- can’t sleep.
agnostic- doesn’t know if there’s a god or not.

Come on Sasser, are you sick or something that you’re not thinking clearly?!

 

[SassySheDevil]

dyslexic- mixes letters (god with dog).
insomniac- can’t sleep.
agnostic- doesn’t know if there’s a god or not.

Come on Sasser, are you sick or something that you’re not thinking clearly?!

Yeah see. I just needed the explanation.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Thinking of you, Sassy. Glad you have the nurses looking out and advocating for you.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

You’ve been in my thoughts, @SassySheDevil, and I sent you some funny that hopefully you both appreciate and don’t need an explanation in order to find amusing

 

[AmberLGreen]

haha I must be a little duh. These are going over my head.

I don’t like bringing height into things but…

My own joke just for you lovely lady.

What does Sassy do when jokes go over her head?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Haha! @AmberLGreen

Awwwwwww.

Ok I have a joke: papa shark and baby shark are swimming in the ocean, when they spot a group of swimmers. Papa shark says, "come, let's swim around them for a while!" So they do. After they circled the swimmers for about 30 minutes, they eat them up one by one. As they move on, baby shark asks, "papa, why didn't we eat them right away? Why did we swim around them first?" Papa shark replies: "because they taste better without shit inside them!"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Hey Miss Sassy, checking in with you..... how are you holding up, sweetpea? Is that surgeon back from his fucking vacation yet?? Did you get your car sorted out after the accident?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Thinking of you, Sassy. Glad you have the nurses looking out and advocating for you.

Me too. At least it feels like someone in the medical field is. Thank you!.

You’ve been in my thoughts, @SassySheDevil, and I sent you some funny that hopefully you both appreciate and don’t need an explanation in order to find amusing

Thank you. I will look at them tomorrow I promise.

I don’t like bringing height into things but…

My own joke just for you lovely lady.

What does Sassy do when jokes go over her head?

So very true!!

Haha! @AmberLGreen

Awwwwwww.

Ok I have a joke: papa shark and baby shark are swimming in the ocean, when they spot a group of swimmers. Papa shark says, "come, let's swim around them for a while!" So they do. After they circled the swimmers for about 30 minutes, they eat them up one by one. As they move on, baby shark asks, "papa, why didn't we eat them right away? Why did we swim around them first?" Papa shark replies: "because they taste better without shit inside them!"

See. I got this one!!

Hey Miss Sassy, checking in with you..... how are you holding up, sweetpea? Is that surgeon back from his fucking vacation yet?? Did you get your car sorted out after the accident?

Yes, I emailed him, and he is calling on Thursday!!!


I got a chance to go do some more camping along the coast this weekend. It was beautiful peaceful and relaxing. Totally what I needed.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

See. I got this one!!

Yes, I emailed him, and he is calling on Thursday!!!


I got a chance to go do some more camping along the coast this weekend. It was beautiful peaceful and relaxing. Totally what I needed.

Oh good, about time too. Let's hope he has some good ideas.

That looks lovely! I'm glad you got a chance to relax a bit and breathe some ocean air.

 

[Seadog777]

I own the entire series.
They were so cute back then.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I think I need to bung this surgeon some money to see you sooner. It's taking too long. Grrr.

 

[talikat]

Yes, I emailed him, and he is calling on Thursday!!!


I got a chance to go do some more camping along the coast this weekend. It was beautiful peaceful and relaxing. Totally what I needed.

So happy he'll be calling you soon, Sassy, yay!!!

Gorgeous photo and I'm glad you got some nature time, I find it very healing!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Well. I guess you get your blood sugars better controlled and they move faster. My surgery is now scheduled for August 9th. So, just a tad over 2 weeks. I'm scared as hell, but also glad things are finally moving.
I have asked @AWonkyDonkey to come post an update since I am sure he will be staying up all night anyway.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well. I guess you get your blood sugars better controlled and they move faster. My surgery is now scheduled for August 9th. So, just a tad over 2 weeks. I'm scared as hell, but also glad things are finally moving.
I have asked @AWonkyDonkey to come post an update since I am sure he will be staying up all night anyway.

That is wonderful news! So glad they are moving now!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well. I guess you get your blood sugars better controlled and they move faster. My surgery is now scheduled for August 9th. So, just a tad over 2 weeks. I'm scared as hell, but also glad things are finally moving.
I have asked @AWonkyDonkey to come post an update since I am sure he will be staying up all night anyway.

You know me so well. I'll be a bag of nerves for you. I'm not bothered when it's me having surgery but when it isn't me, I'm nervous.

You'll be fine though and I look forward to telling everyone that you're groping male nurses and drawing dicks on your bedsheets.

You've got this!