🍆❤️‍🩹🍆 Dicknations for Sassy! Updates & Get Well Wang 🍆❤️‍🩹🍆

[Peter_Out]

Undressed... ugh. I just can't picture it.

People are often horrified to receive such things by PM

If you eat just veggies, do you dip them in any kind of sauce?

Nope. Just as they, err, come.

 

[SassySheDevil]

People are often horrified to receive such things by PM


Nope. Just as they, err, come.

Holy cow! Wait. Are you in the UK also?

 

[Peter_Out]

Holy cow! Wait. Are you in the UK also?

Yes.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Yes.

Hah. Now I can understand your weirdness lol.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

@SassySheDevil - you're brilliant but you're also weird as hell. Like @Peter_Out - I'm normal. Vegetables don't need slathering in weird fluids.

Don't worry. I'll be heading home on Tuesday. You can then pour weird shit on your salads to your hearts content!

 

[Peter_Out]

@SassySheDevil - you're brilliant but you're also weird as hell. Like @Peter_Out - I'm normal.

Who whoa whoa whoa whoa! I never claimed to be "normal"! I'm as weird as they come, me.

Vegetables don't need slathering in weird fluids.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Who whoa whoa whoa whoa! I never claimed to be "normal"! I'm as weird as they come, me.

It's ok mate. You're like me - weird but completely normal. Hang on...

*Sidles over to the nearest window and licks it.*

Sorry.... What were we talking about?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Who whoa whoa whoa whoa! I never claimed to be "normal"! I'm as weird as they come, me.

I apparently have a soft spot for the weird. So you're both safe

It's ok mate. You're like me - weird but completely normal. Hang on...

*Sidles over to the nearest window and licks it.*

Sorry.... What were we talking about?

Did you not see the bird who hit the window earlier? Yum!

 

[Peter_Out]

I apparently have a soft spot for the weird.

So you're both safe

I always get the tongue, with you! (I so often get the finger, so I'll take it!)

Did you not see the bird who hit the window earlier? Yum!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I always get the tongue, with you! (I so often get the finger, so I'll take it!)

My fingers are too small to make an impact full statement. I have small hands. Guaranteed to make dicks look bigger though. Nice trade.

 

[Peter_Out]

My fingers are too small to make an impact full statement. I have small hands. Guaranteed to make dicks look bigger though. Nice trade.