🍆❤️‍🩹🍆 Dicknations for Sassy! Updates & Get Well Wang 🍆❤️‍🩹🍆

[SassySheDevil]

I'm really pleased you're getting some relief from the pain. I hope it continues to work for you. Great, too, that you've got someone there who understands what it's all about. Not that I wish AWD pain - I don't know him, after all - just... oh, you both know what I mean. Stupid words.

You're words are just fine. I appreciate your support. It means a lot to me.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm sad that his time is almost up
But. I've already had such a great time.

My time is almost up? But I'm only 36. I have soooooo much to live for...

Oh, wait. You meant I'm going home soon.

Uhhh. Carry on.

*Backs away slowly.*

 

[barefootgirl69]

My time is almost up? But I'm only 36. I have soooooo much to live for...

Oh, wait. You meant I'm going home soon.

Uhhh. Carry on.

*Backs away slowly.*

See, I read that completely different. I almost thought it was a threat. Good thing she likes you!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

See, I read that complicated different. I almost thought it was a threat. Good thing she likes you!

Well, I don't know. I made a beautiful salad this evening and I think she tried to give me a heart attack to finish me off...... She defiled the salad by slathering it in ranch!

Eww.

 

[ccs29745]

Well, I don't know. I made a beautiful salad this evening and I think she tried to give me a heart attack to finish me off...... She defiled the salad by slathering it in ranch!

Eww.

It's an American thing. My wife does honey mustard, MIL does ranch, I like balsamic vinegarett .

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, I don't know. I made a beautiful salad this evening and I think she tried to give me a heart attack to finish me off...... She defiled the salad by slathering it in ranch!

Eww.

How dare she!?!?

It's an American thing. My wife does honey mustard, MIL does ranch, I like balsamic vinegarett .

I'm American and prefer oil and vinegar. I never ate salad until someone made it that way, because I didn't like ranch or Thousand Island, etc.

 

[ccs29745]

Grew up on thousand island, French I could never get a taste for.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I bought a new Asian dressing today. But it had very little taste. So ranch it is. I have a really good raspberry vinaigrette that i love.

 

[SassySheDevil]

It's an American thing. My wife does honey mustard, MIL does ranch, I like balsamic vinegarett .

They don't even have ranch over there. he calls me weird. But he eats his plain. No dressing at all.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Well on Monday they decided to try me on methadone. While it's normally too come off opioids, it is also used for pain and many also gain weight on this med.

Today I don't feel so bad. I'm in a tolerable pain state. I'm really hopeful like usual anytime I try something new.

@AWonkyDonkey and I are having hilarious take turns for who's in more pain. I'll get up when I feel okay. Do you need a drink? Or the heating pad. Or he will get up and see what I need.

It's so nice to be able to sit here and talk with someone who understands chronic pain.

I'm sad that his time is almost up
But. I've already had such a great time.

I hope that the methadone works for you, Sassy.
I'm happy to hear that you and Wonky have had a good visit and have been able to support each other.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I hope that the methadone works for you, Sassy.
I'm happy to hear that you and Wonky have had a good visit and have been able to support each other.

I love it when he comes out. It's relaxing and he gets a break from his normal slave duties.

Thank you. I felt a little better today so maybe it's just going to take a little bit to kick in.

 

[Peter_Out]

They don't even have ranch over there. he calls me weird. But he eats his plain. No dressing at all.

It's the only sensible way to eat salad.

(We are still talking about salad, right? Given where we are, it seems wise to check.)

I love it when he comes out. It's relaxing and he gets a break from his normal slave duties.

 

[ccs29745]

They don't even have ranch over there. he calls me weird. But he eats his plain. No dressing at all.

Got to have some dressing to it.

 

[SassySheDevil]

It's the only sensible way to eat salad.

(We are still talking about salad, right? Given where we are, it seems wise to check.)

Ugh. You eat your salad plain too?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Got to have some dressing to it.

Yes. We've been talking a lot about the stuff Americans eat/ drink that are banned over there. But yes. Some kind of dressing. Plain is boring.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well on Monday they decided to try me on methadone. While it's normally too come off opioids, it is also used for pain and many also gain weight on this med.

Today I don't feel so bad. I'm in a tolerable pain state. I'm really hopeful like usual anytime I try something new.

@AWonkyDonkey and I are having hilarious take turns for who's in more pain. I'll get up when I feel okay. Do you need a drink? Or the heating pad. Or he will get up and see what I need.

It's so nice to be able to sit here and talk with someone who understands chronic pain.

I'm sad that his time is almost up
But. I've already had such a great time.

So glad that your pain is at least a bit better. It is really nice that Wonky can come and spend time with you

 

[Peter_Out]

Ugh. You eat your salad plain too?

I prefer the term "undressed"

But yes. Salad vegetables have flavour, but many of them are quite subtle. I do sometimes have a vinaigrette, but that's quite rare.

 

[SassySheDevil]

So glad that your pain is at least a bit better. It is really nice that Wonky can come and spend time with you

Yeah he's part of the family now.

I prefer the term "undressed"

But yes. Salad vegetables have flavour, but many of them are quite subtle. I do sometimes have a vinaigrette, but that's quite rare.

Undressed... ugh. I just can't picture it.
If you eat just veggies, do you dip them in any kind of sauce?

 

[Peter_Out]

Undressed... ugh. I just can't picture it.

People are often horrified to receive such things by PM

If you eat just veggies, do you dip them in any kind of sauce?

Nope. Just as they, err, come.

 

[SassySheDevil]

People are often horrified to receive such things by PM


Nope. Just as they, err, come.

Holy cow! Wait. Are you in the UK also?

 

[Peter_Out]

Holy cow! Wait. Are you in the UK also?

Yes.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Yes.

Hah. Now I can understand your weirdness lol.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

@SassySheDevil - you're brilliant but you're also weird as hell. Like @Peter_Out - I'm normal. Vegetables don't need slathering in weird fluids.

Don't worry. I'll be heading home on Tuesday. You can then pour weird shit on your salads to your hearts content!

 

[Peter_Out]

@SassySheDevil - you're brilliant but you're also weird as hell. Like @Peter_Out - I'm normal.

Who whoa whoa whoa whoa! I never claimed to be "normal"! I'm as weird as they come, me.

Vegetables don't need slathering in weird fluids.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Who whoa whoa whoa whoa! I never claimed to be "normal"! I'm as weird as they come, me.

It's ok mate. You're like me - weird but completely normal. Hang on...

*Sidles over to the nearest window and licks it.*

Sorry.... What were we talking about?