🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Wand3rlust]

Not to brag, but one time I had a fever of 104.6
I. Was. Hot.

And it's gone.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Are you trying to make me fuck up NNN?

I don't think you've ever been hotter.

Nominated for being horny

 

[Wand3rlust]

And it's gone.

Nominated for being horny

Nominated for being too slow.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Nominated for being too slow.

Damn

 

[StillRain]

Yeah but do you ' know' him?

cos... then the #hotboyanal might be back on...

MOIST

 

[StillRain]

Wait..they did not give us each one? So I am basically hoarding it.....

Just pretends it’s time share and you’re keeping it full time.

 

[37_ttej]

*strolls in*

What’d I miss?

Hmm. I see @StillRain is moist, @Wand3rlust is horny and @deefalttwunnyfor and @SalaciousMonkey22 are playing it cool and pretending they’re, like, not totally into each other.

Same old, then. Carry on.

Very cool promos though, @StillRain . Serious props for that effort.

*strolls out*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*strolls in*

What’d I miss?

Hmm. I see @StillRain is moist, @Wand3rlust is horny and @deefalttwunnyfor and @SalaciousMonkey22 are playing it cool and pretending they’re, like, not totally into each other.

Same old, then. Carry on.

Very cool promos though, @StillRain . Serious props for that effort.

*strolls out*

I don’t know the meaning of the word cool!

Hey…wait…I mean…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don’t know the meaning of the word cool!

Hey…wait…I mean…

And I was just saying earlier how hot I was. I couldn't have been any less cool

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And I was just saying earlier how hot I was. I couldn't have been any less cool

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[Azuldrgon]

Nominating everyone for lack of wanking.
Come on, people. This is the wanker thread and I do not see any wanking.
It is the time change or are we just bored?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So like back on topic, are there more nominees coming or what? What’s the release schedule?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What’s the release schedule?

It is No Nut November, so releases are pushed back until December 1

 

[Azuldrgon]

It is No Nut November, so releases are pushed back until December 1

Nominated for assuming one needs to nut to wank.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It is No Nut November, so releases are pushed back until December 1

Not for me! Not anymore!

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[MandaPandaa]

Not for me! Not anymore!

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Never for me. I refused to even try. My wanking instincts are far too developed.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Never for me. I refused to even try. My wanking instincts are far too developed.

GGOY

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[MandaPandaa]

GGOY

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Nominated for making me seem so creepy. I hate this. Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for making me seem so creepy. I hate this. Lol

Love you Amanda. You’re not creepy at all.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Love you Amanda. You’re not creepy at all.

I'm aware.

Of both of those things.

 

[Mada69]

GGOY

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Not helping my No Nut November efforts at all

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not helping my No Nut November efforts at all

Stupid sexy phallic soda bottles!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Does it count if I say 'oh god' a lot in the throes of passion?

As the resident Sunday School teacher, I'll give an endorsement to this as falls under my broad interpretation of Psalms 146:2, and all other noises fall into Psalms 100:1 (now, go pursued some Christian girls, they'll appreciate the biblical flirting)

Nominated for assuming one needs to nut to wank.

Uh, that's kind of my definition. Anything else is pointless torture just edging.

GGOY

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Yeah, fuck Pepsi, amiright or amiright!

Stupid sexy phallic soda bottles!

If you'd visited the dick pick thread last week, you'd know that it's actually Aquafina bottles that are phallic, Coke Bottles are my doppelganger, and Pepsi bottles just suck (well, if your peen is skinny enough to fit in, that is)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah, fuck Pepsi, amiright or amiright!

Yeah!

If you'd visited the dick pick thread last week, you'd know that it's actually Aquafina bottles that are phallic, Coke Bottles are my doppelganger, and Pepsi bottles just suck

I haven’t recently!

(well, if your peen is skinny enough to fit in, that is)

And now I’m unlikely too

 

[crazychemgirl]

As the resident Sunday School teacher, I'll give an endorsement to this as falls under my broad interpretation of Psalms 146:2, and all other noises fall into Psalms 100:1 (now, go pursued some Christian girls, they'll appreciate the biblical flirting)

Uh, that's kind of my definition. Anything else is pointless torture just edging.

Yeah, fuck Pepsi, amiright or amiright!

If you'd visited the dick pick thread last week, you'd know that it's actually Aquafina bottles that are phallic, Coke Bottles are my doppelganger, and Pepsi bottles just suck (well, if your peen is skinny enough to fit in, that is)

I love Pepsi …. Like @BrendaBear