🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can think of a handful of reasons

I’ve heard more than a handful is wasted. And I’ve never trusted that motherfucker since.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Mhmmm

 

[Wand3rlust]

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I know right? And no apology or ANYTHING.

 

[StillRain]

Nominating @StillRain for fucking up the whole process.

How dare you.

Don’t worry little one, when we vote for worst POJ I’m sure your time to shine will come.

 

[StillRain]

For those needy little wankers up in my box begging , asking, sooking, inquiring about their wanker bios - don’t worry. I am dropping them in batches. If you’ve answered the message your moment in the sun will come before voting opens.






















Unless of course you’re @SalaciousMonkey22 and too cool for this.

 

[UnquietDreams]

For those needy little wankers up in my box begging , asking, sooking, inquiring about their wanker bios - don’t worry. I am dropping them in batches. If you’ve answered the message your moment in the sun will come before voting opens.















Unless of course you’re @SalaciousMonkey22 and too cool for this.

Nominated for working incredibly hard in a reasonable amount of time.







And I wasn't begging...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For those needy little wankers up in my box begging , asking, sooking, inquiring about their wanker bios - don’t worry. I am dropping them in batches. If you’ve answered the message your moment in the sun will come before voting opens.






















Unless of course you’re @SalaciousMonkey22 and too cool for this.

Are you deliberately misinterpreting my cool statement because you’re worried I’m gonna get hotboyanal from @deefalttwunnyfor before you do?

 

[JackKingOff]

Still not sure how I have never been nominated for this prestigious award, when my damn name is right there begging for it…

 

[morelikeasong]

That makes sense...I've never had a hangover.

Nominated for no hangover bragging again

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for no hangover bragging again

Well...maybe I really want a hangover. Maybe I'm missing out.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well...maybe I really want a hangover. Maybe I'm missing out.

I think it’s a lack of commitment

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think it’s a lack of commitment

Oh no, I have really deserved one on quite a few occasions. I keep trying though. No quitter, I.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you deliberately misinterpreting my cool statement because you’re worried I’m gonna get hotboyanal from @deefalttwunnyfor before you do?

Well, I wasn't, until now.

 

[morelikeasong]

Well...maybe I really want a hangover. Maybe I'm missing out.

I mean… I can help you simulate one, for sure.

A little of this
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And a nice large dose of ipacec. You’ll love it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Well...maybe I really want a hangover. Maybe I'm missing out.

Seems like an indicator maybe you never have had fun?

Don't know... just following the logic there....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean… I can help you simulate one, for sure.

A little of this
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And a nice large dose of ipacec. You’ll love it.

Maybe the most true thing you’ve ever posted.

Except the times you called me pretty. Or handsome. Or witty. Or you know anything good.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean… I can help you simulate one, for sure.

A little of this
https://media1.giphy.com/media/xxCNsOokj8Rxp8EtUL/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91qvgbexnn3fgqv3bsed1pvxo0gogel1hohhrdwxq8&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

And a nice large dose of ipacec. You’ll love it.

I was working Lowe's when they were having their kids craft building event. 30 kids hammering at the same time, while the animatronic Christmas decorations were fighting with the Halloween decorations.

I don't know what a hangover feels like, but I know what it sounds like...

 

[Bry1313]

How dare you.

Don’t worry little one, when we vote for worst POJ I’m sure your time to shine will come.

I reject the premise and the award



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[BrendaBear]

I mean… I can help you simulate one, for sure.

A little of this
https://media1.giphy.com/media/xxCNsOokj8Rxp8EtUL/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91qvgbexnn3fgqv3bsed1pvxo0gogel1hohhrdwxq8&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

And a nice large dose of ipacec. You’ll love it.

Wow... okay... I have drank too much, too many times. I would think a history of my posts might show that (I said what????!)... but.. I've never felt like that the next day. Maybe a little headache, and an upset stomach... but that's about it.

 

[Bry1313]

For those needy little wankers up in my box begging , asking, sooking, inquiring about their wanker bios - don’t worry. I am dropping them in batches. If you’ve answered the message your moment in the sun will come before voting opens.






















Unless of course you’re @SalaciousMonkey22 and too cool for this.

@SalaciousMonkey22 is pure of heart and soul and embodies everything this once great award used to be. It’s been on a slow steady decline since its high water mark of my tenure as POJ, but the soul and spirit are gone. It’s sad really.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How dare you.

Don’t worry little one, when we vote for worst POJ I’m sure your time to shine will come.

It’s always his time to shine too.

 

[BrendaBear]

@SalaciousMonkey22 is pure of heart and soul and embodies everything this once great award used to be. It’s been on a slow steady decline since its high water mark of my tenure as POJ, but the soul and spirit are gone. It’s sad really.

Nominated for being a drama queen.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for being a drama queen.

Sometimes truth is dramatic

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are you deliberately misinterpreting my cool statement because you’re worried I’m gonna get hotboyanal from @deefalttwunnyfor before you do?

https://y.yarn.co/487d1e50-1cfe-4fd8-af6b-c5c6837238b1_text.gif

 

[Wand3rlust]

I reject the premise and the award



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Whine whine whine..