🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[drobert44]

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What a scream!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

(check the anals - it's true).

Whose? Or is it Whoms? Whosits?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Definitely a lot of wankers in here.

Don’t vote for me. I don’t want to be associated with this lot of losers. A bunch of titless turnips.

Wait…so does the use of “titless turnips” as an insult imply the existence of titted turnips? How big are they? Do you have pictures? For science, of course!

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait…so does the use of “titless turnips” as an insult imply the existence of titted turnips? How big are they? Do you have pictures? For science, of course!

Right? And what exactly does one do with a titted turnip that one would not do with a titless turnip? Inquiring minds want to know....

 

[morelikeasong]

Having campaigning fomo
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[MindYaBitness]

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But I like Flogging Molly! And Dropkick Murphys


So…by that logic: bigger boobs = bigger winner, right?


Ooh that looks like Joshua Tree

No, boobs just better qualify you to be an inspiration to Wankers everywhere

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Sir, are you lost? You are in the wrong thread if you're hoping for a Wanker free safe space

 

[MindYaBitness]

Having campaigning fomo
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Yes ma'am, may I please have another

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sir, are you lost? You are in the wrong thread if you're hoping for a Wanker free safe space

They were right it does make you blind!
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[MindYaBitness]

They were right it does make you blind!
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My name is pretty easy to read in braille...( • )( • )ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

 

[Qky75]

My name is pretty easy to read in braille...( • )( • )ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

My name is easy to spell in KY or one handed!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My name is pretty easy to read in braille...( • )( • )ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

I'll get with you later to feel that out!

 

[morelikeasong]

Yes ma'am, may I please have another

Any time

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

No, boobs just better qualify you to be an inspiration to Wankers everywhere

Wellll, I did inspire 52 wanks that weekend

 

[crazychemgirl]

Having campaigning fomo
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Vote secured.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, boobs just better qualify you to be an inspiration to Wankers everywhere

I’m sure your boobs inspire much wanking.

 

[Qky75]

I’m sure your boobs inspire much wanking.

I follow her for just the articles

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don't vote for me. Not even a wanker. Only got my win due to the incompetence of the worst POJ in history (check the anals - it's true).

You’ve still got my vote because every time I try to search “wanker” …. I get a zillion posts of yours and not this thread.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I follow her for just the articles

That’s a new term for boobs I haven’t heard yet.



Hey @MindYaBitness …. I like your articles… they are very … voluptuous

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No, boobs just better qualify you to be an inspiration to Wankers everywhere

The title isn’t Wank inspirer of the Year.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Having campaigning fomo

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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What’s that a euphamism for?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What’s that a euphamism for?

Bow…ner

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What’s that a euphamism for?

Also, when you’re laying in bed don’t you put like a peanut or something on the tip and try to flick it into your mouth? More like a catapult than a bow, but same launching concept