🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Grant55]

Just your daily reminder:
Vote for MindYaBitness

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

 

[MindYaBitness]

 

[Apisto42]

Just your daily reminder:
Vote for MindYaBitness

You ever wonder about the candidates that are try hards?

Something to ponder..

 

[BrendaBear]

You ever wonder about the candidates that are try hards?

Something to ponder..

Do you have a problem with hard?

 

[MindYaBitness]

You ever wonder about the candidates that are try hards?

Something to ponder..

not really, I don't have to put forth much effort to get things hard, so it doesn't really cross my mind

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

not really, I don't have to put forth much effort to get things hard, so it doesn't really cross my mind

Facts

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

not really, I don't have to put forth much effort to get things hard, so it doesn't really cross my mind

Just gotta throw a shirt at 'em right?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Just gotta throw a shirt at 'em right?

I prefer the one-two punch.
Start with the top...

But also throw in the bottoms to seal the deal

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I prefer the one-two punch.
Start with the top...

But also throw in the bottoms to seal the deal

 

[Azuldrgon]

I prefer the one-two punch.
Start with the top...

But also throw in the bottoms to seal the deal

And this is why I gave up my write in campaign.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I prefer the one-two punch.
Start with the top...

But also throw in the bottoms to seal the deal

Well, I am your target demographic...

 

[37_ttej]

Just your daily reminder:
Vote for MindYaBitness

Without in any way discouraging MYB’s creative and aesthetically arresting advertising, I’d just like to remind everyone that this is the wanker of the year, not the wank-worthy-er of the year competition.
Remember to vote with your brain not your libido.
Who has been the wackiest weirdo of the year?
It may not be the person with the tastiest tits ‘n’ ass *scratch* most impressive assets *scratch* most evocative campaign material.

Ah, who the fuck am I kidding!?

Carry on all you wankers.

 

[BrendaBear]

Without in any way discouraging MYB’s creative and aesthetically arresting advertising, I’d just like to remind everyone that this is the wanker of the year, not the wank-worthy-er of the year competition.
Remember to vote with your brain not your libido.
Who has been the wackiest weirdo of the year?
It may not be the person with the tastiest tits ‘n’ ass *scratch* most impressive assets *scratch* most evocative campaign material.

Ah, who the fuck am I kidding!?

Carry on all you wankers.

I don’t see a problem here… @MindYaBitness is sexy, adorable and motivated, so….

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t see a problem here… @MindYaBitness is sexy, adorable and motivated, so….

Well...

 

[BrendaBear]

Well...

 

[37_ttej]

I don’t see a problem here… @MindYaBitness is sexy, adorable and motivated, so….

Meh, it’s just sour grapes.
I’d like to be able to throw down with her in a real ad-battle contest but, to be frank, my man boobs and fat hairy ass ain’t gonna win me no votes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Meh, it’s just sour grapes.
I’d like to be able to throw down with her in a real ad-battle contest but, to be frank, my man boobs and fat hairy ass ain’t gonna win me no votes.

Oh, I figured I lost that one when I learned it was a vote. Thus my inspired campaign slogan:

Vote for UnquietDreams. Or don't. Whatever.

 

[BrendaBear]

Meh, it’s just sour grapes.
I’d like to be able to throw down with her in a real ad-battle contest but, to be frank, my man boobs and fat hairy ass ain’t gonna win me no votes.

This tickled me sooo much…

I have this mental image of a nice looking guy standing there, looking for a fight… and in walks the goddess @MindYaBitness … and he’s all… okay, nevermind, we’re good.

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh, I figured I lost that one when I learned it was a vote. Thus my inspired campaign slogan:

Vote for UnquietDreams. Or don't. Whatever.

*running off to go place some more votes for dreamy, giggling away*

 

[UnquietDreams]

Meh, it’s just sour grapes.
I’d like to be able to throw down with her in a real ad-battle contest but, to be frank, my man boobs and fat hairy ass ain’t gonna win me no votes.

Wait, you are Frank, or you want to be Frank? Which Frank? Sinatra? N. Furter? TV's Frank?

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait, you are Frank, or you want to be Frank? Which Frank? Sinatra? N. Furter? TV's Frank?

Oh oh oh… Frank Zappa? Does your guitar want to kill my mama???

I love the G3 version of that song

 

[37_ttej]

Wait, you are Frank, or you want to be Frank? Which Frank? Sinatra? N. Furter? TV's Frank?

Hmm. Closer to -enstein I reckon.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh oh oh… Frank Zappa? Does your guitar want to kill my mama???

I love the G3 version of that song

And now I am singing that. The Dweezil version...

G3's is awsome as well.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmm. Closer to -enstein I reckon.

You are a scientist obsessed with becoming a modern-day Prometheus? Cooooool!