Sexy_Singer
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🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆
- Thread starter StillRain
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deefalttwunnyfor
Worst sapiosexual
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MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
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Apisto42
Noble Moon Rabbit
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BrendaBear
Feral Brat Princess
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Do you have a problem with hard?
MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
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not really, I don't have to put forth much effort to get things hard, so it doesn't really cross my mind
MischiefMakerAlways
Treasure Keeper
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Factsnot really, I don't have to put forth much effort to get things hard, so it doesn't really cross my mind
deefalttwunnyfor
Worst sapiosexual
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Just gotta throw a shirt at 'em right?not really, I don't have to put forth much effort to get things hard, so it doesn't really cross my mind
MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
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I prefer the one-two punch.
Start with the top...
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM281YTU3N2hmaTNjZXMyajVpZmxhNTc2eXlseWJuMDYwbnk1N3ZubiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/MDVdOprc2kUIU/giphy.gif
But also throw in the bottoms to seal the deal
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExejBoM2pkY2U5ZzlvNWFha3MwdjVoM3IxY3oxdHlmemlsajJvczZ2ciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/SfrX3XekRoXsY/giphy.gif
deefalttwunnyfor
Worst sapiosexual
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Azuldrgon
Her Squishy
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UnquietDreams
Mr. Innocent
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Well, I am your target demographic...
37_ttej
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Without in any way discouraging MYB’s creative and aesthetically arresting advertising, I’d just like to remind everyone that this is the wanker of the year, not the wank-worthy-er of the year competition.
Remember to vote with your brain not your libido.
Who has been the wackiest weirdo of the year?
It may not be the person with the
Ah, who the fuck am I kidding!?
Carry on all you wankers.
BrendaBear
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Without in any way discouraging MYB’s creative and aesthetically arresting advertising, I’d just like to remind everyone that this is the wanker of the year, not the wank-worthy-er of the year competition.
Remember to vote with your brain not your libido.
Who has been the wackiest weirdo of the year?
It may not be the person with thetastiest tits ‘n’ ass*scratch*most impressive assets*scratch* most evocative campaign material.
Ah, who the fuck am I kidding!?
Carry on all you wankers.
I don’t see a problem here… @MindYaBitness is sexy, adorable and motivated, so….
https://media1.tenor.com/m/ECtuDNfbhVIAAAAd/wanker.gif
UnquietDreams
Mr. Innocent
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Well...I don’t see a problem here… @MindYaBitness is sexy, adorable and motivated, so….
https://media1.tenor.com/m/ECtuDNfbhVIAAAAd/wanker.gif
BrendaBear
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37_ttej
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Meh, it’s just sour grapes.I don’t see a problem here… @MindYaBitness is sexy, adorable and motivated, so….
https://media1.tenor.com/m/ECtuDNfbhVIAAAAd/wanker.gif
I’d like to be able to throw down with her in a real ad-battle contest but, to be frank, my man boobs and fat hairy ass ain’t gonna win me no votes.
UnquietDreams
Mr. Innocent
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Oh, I figured I lost that one when I learned it was a vote. Thus my inspired campaign slogan:Meh, it’s just sour grapes.
I’d like to be able to throw down with her in a real ad-battle contest but, to be frank, my man boobs and fat hairy ass ain’t gonna win me no votes.
Vote for UnquietDreams. Or don't. Whatever.
BrendaBear
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This tickled me sooo much…Meh, it’s just sour grapes.
I’d like to be able to throw down with her in a real ad-battle contest but, to be frank, my man boobs and fat hairy ass ain’t gonna win me no votes.
I have this mental image of a nice looking guy standing there, looking for a fight… and in walks the goddess @MindYaBitness … and he’s all… okay, nevermind, we’re good.
BrendaBear
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*running off to go place some more votes for dreamy, giggling away*
UnquietDreams
Mr. Innocent
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Wait, you are Frank, or you want to be Frank? Which Frank? Sinatra? N. Furter? TV's Frank?Meh, it’s just sour grapes.
I’d like to be able to throw down with her in a real ad-battle contest but, to be frank, my man boobs and fat hairy ass ain’t gonna win me no votes.
BrendaBear
Feral Brat Princess
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Oh oh oh… Frank Zappa? Does your guitar want to kill my mama???
I love the G3 version of that song
37_ttej
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Hmm. Closer to -enstein I reckon.
UnquietDreams
Mr. Innocent
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UnquietDreams
Mr. Innocent
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You are a scientist obsessed with becoming a modern-day Prometheus? Cooooool!Hmm. Closer to -enstein I reckon.
