🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[InThe312]

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think it's more of a

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s not my fault you didn’t specify WHO should get a room.

 

[InThe312]

It’s not my fault you didn’t specify WHO should get a room.

It was pretty obvious I think without quoting the 17 posts of @Bry1313 and @Wand3rlust making out in public

 

[crazychemgirl]

It was pretty obvious I think without quoting the 17 posts of @Bry1313 and @Wand3rlust making out in public

Isn’t that like…. 99% of their interactions in this thread already? … how was I to know you finally tired of it and insisted they get a room.

 

[InThe312]

Isn’t that like…. 99% of their interactions in this thread already? … how was I to know you finally tired of it and insisted they get a room.

Because I said it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because I said it.

What I’m sayin is, it wasn’t anything out the ordinary … and you posted right below @MindYaBitness an:d @lavendersilk

 

[crazychemgirl]

Good god … nominating @InThe312 for his wanker behaviour in this discussion.

 

[InThe312]

Good god … nominating @InThe312 for his wanker behaviour in this discussion.

Shouldn't you have quoted the behavior? What if everyone is confused about which one of me you're referring to.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shouldn't you have quoted the behavior? What if everyone is confused about which one of me you're referring to.

There’s more than one of you?

Now that’s talent.

 

[InThe312]

There’s more than one of you?

Now that’s talent.

*bows*

 

[Grant55]

Which one do you think I was, @lavendersilk or @MindYaBitness , @StillRain wellness check more urgent!!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I thank the folks who voted for me.
I didn't @Lord Pmann , but then again that wasn't the point.

I feel flattered that you want to @ me. That is a sexual term, right?

 

[Bry1313]

Your lack of conversational skill is not my problem.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Your lack of conversational skill is not my problem.

Was it you who posted Scar on the Hear Me Out thread?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was going with the Hour to run with the H (hotwords)thing but that seemed like an awful lot of his dick pressure on, well…. me.

Fixed it for you.

 

[StillRain]

@MindYaBitness delivers yet another perfect speech. What a worthy wanker of the year.

I can see @Bry1313 and @Wand3rlust are itching to prove the best and worst POJs so I’ll post that vote up soon. Then this argument may cease once and for all when I take both crowns.

Wait. OH EM GEE. No one told me there was gonna be crowns?!

 

[Bry1313]

Was it you who posted Scar on the Hear Me Out thread?

 

[Apisto42]

@MindYaBitness delivers yet another perfect speech. What a worthy wanker of the year.

I can see @Bry1313 and @Wand3rlust are itching to prove the best and worst POJs so I’ll post that vote up soon. Then this argument may cease once and for all when I take both crowns.

Wait. OH EM GEE. No one told me there was gonna be crowns?!

Your emojis are broken. I was expecting boobs for gaining votes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is this thread not on hiatus for the holidays? We got our winner for the year. Go wank around your Thanksgiving table or something,

 

[InThe312]

Is this thread not on hiatus for the holidays? We got our winner for the year. Go wank around your Thanksgiving table or something,

Don’t you pay attention? We still have the Best PoJ and Worst PoJ awards to hand out.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t you pay attention?

No.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Totally not anyone we know:

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Totally not anyone we know:
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Am I seen?
Or attacked?

 

[37_ttej]

Reflecting on the glory of these hole proceedings (see what I did there), I was moved to pen a humble poem for the occasion.
Alas, the metre is inconsistent and the rhymes average at best but then, as my good friend Keats was oft wont to opine, “That Jett can’t write poetry for shit!”

Nonetheless, I present …

A SONNET ON ATTENDING THE WOTY CEREMONY

Attend the gentle wankers gathered here
All costumed gay to vote and witness
That most coveted Wanker of the Year
Award crowned upon @MindYaBitness .
Hurrah! The glorious accolade concludes
A frenetic year of masturbation
By curvaceous gals and well-hung dudes
Now all rising in standing ovation.
Stay now your reddened shafts and nubs hard-bruised
And rest those weary wrists and fingers sore.
Our game is done once we have duly choosed
The Panel of Judge most worthy of awe.
And last shall I but thank with this brief note,
That dear kind soul for my ONE FUCKING VOTE!!