🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Bry1313]

Only YOU thought so.

What’s that you are saying Ms Silver Medalist Wanker?

 

[37_ttej]

This thread seems to be devolving into Whiner of the Week.
More wanking, less whinging people.

 

[37_ttej]

Personally, I think all of the POJs have done a truly awesome job. Hardworking, unbiased, gracious.
Wait, the wanker awards are over so there’s no point sucking up is there?
OK, we can roll out the honesty wagon.
Most of you did a job.

 

[InThe312]

Personally, I think all of the POJs have done a truly awesome job. Hardworking, unbiased, gracious.
Wait, the wanker awards are over so there’s no point sucking up is there?
OK, we can roll out the honesty wagon.
Most of you did a job.

 

[37_ttej]

This thread seems to be devolving into Whiner of the Week.
More wanking, less whinging people.

I got a @Wand3rlust ‘Wow’ emoji!
So happy right now.
The world is sugary sunshine and unicorn farts.
I think all of the POJs were just fabulous.
Ima vote all of you for Bestest Judgiest Judge 4 Ever.

 

[37_ttej]

To be fair, I did say most.
You did three jobs.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This thread seems to be devolving into Whiner of the Week.
More wanking, less whinging people.

I don't see whining, It's more like watching the courtship of two ferrets, a bit rough & tumble, but will likely lead to someone getting fucked

 

[37_ttej]

I don't see whining, It's more like watching the courtship of two ferrets, a bit rough & tumble, but will likely lead to someone getting fucked

@Bry1313 and @Wand3rlust ?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I got a @Wand3rlust ‘Wow’ emoji!
So happy right now.
The world is sugary sunshine and unicorn farts.
I think all of the POJs were just fabulous.
Ima vote all of you for Bestest Judgiest Judge 4 Ever.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don't see whining, It's more like watching the courtship of two ferrets, a bit rough & tumble, but will likely lead to someone getting fucked

@Bry1313 and @Wand3rlust ?

 

[StillRain]

Damn. I was going to vote for @AlottaFocina for best POJ. Now that I know they're 312, I need to find someone else to vote for. @InThe312 after all drug me into this place. *sigh.

I'm thinking of voting now for either @Bry1313 or @Wand3rlust .

Is it possible to vote for someone to be both best and worst POJ?

Ummm what about ME?!

 

[StillRain]

I can tell you, it’s a one POJ race so far. For both the best and the worst POJs.

 

[InThe312]

I can tell you, it’s a one POJ race so far. For both the best and the worst POJs.

Are they the same?

 

[StillRain]

And SOMEONE has voted 306 times for NO ONE. Twice. You might wanna look at that. Wanker.

 

[StillRain]

Are they the same?

I can not confirm or deny but if i could I would not. *nods head*

 

[InThe312]

One of those no ones is me. Sorry.

 

[StillRain]

My campaign points for BEST POJ.

• I am the OG POJ
• I created this shit show incredible, prestigious award.
• I ran the shit show WotW most often.
• I sourced the other POJs; recognising (mostly) their talents and wit and ability to lead this wankathon.
• I kept the Anals in spite of the severe lack of hot boy anal
• I made certificates for @Bry1313 when he was, well….Bry
• I was the first to give you the …..

• …dramatic pause.
• I am easily the funniest
• Also maybe the least whiney
• I have boobs but I won’t be displaying them for the vote. Just know I have them.

And thus ends my speech. Vote Stillrain for Best POJ

 

[37_ttej]

My campaign points for BEST POJ.
Vote Stillrain for Best POJ

It took me 306 attempts to figure it out (Jett is not the sharpest tool in the shed) but you eventually got my one vote.

 

[Bry1313]

I’m both more fun and annoying than any other of the judges, I should win both awards, and you all know that would be the funniest result, let’s make the best result happen people.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing an anticipatory expression waiting for @BrendaBear showing up at my Christmas party dressed as a coal miner

Nominated for being such a wanker, he doesn’t realize it would be a sexy coal miner.

Wanker.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Nominated for being such a wanker, he doesn’t realize it would be a sexy coal miner.

Wanker.

Awwwwww, she likes me! She really likes me!

 

[InThe312]

I’m both more fun and annoying than any other of the judges, I should win both awards, and you all know that would be the funniest result, let’s make the best result happen people.

Uhhhh, when were you ever fun?

 

[Bry1313]

Uhhhh, when were you ever fun?

Yes, your sourness and negativity can’t accept that, but I’m a fucking delight.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yes, your sourness and negativity can’t accept that, but I’m a fucking delight.

Yes, yes, fucking the light is an illuminating experience.

Plus - electricity and glass shards..... ooooooowww..

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m not reading any of these posts. Where’s the campaign boobs? This competition sucks.