🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SirConradPeckereye]

Wait. OH EM GEE. No one told me there was gonna be crowns?!

Isn't it the worst (no not talking about bry here) when you're alter egos don't communicate with eachother!?

Wonder how that works with all of @OrdinaryPerson alts...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Isn't it the worst (no not talking about bry here) when you're alter egos don't communicate with eachother!?

Wonder how that works with all of @OrdinaryPerson alts...

Do you know how many she has? AFAF

 

[StillRain]

Do you know how many she has? AFAF

Me or @OrdinaryPerson ?

Me ……

















None. But it’s almost best POJ voting time.

 

[37_ttej]

But it’s almost best POJ voting time.

Woot! Can’t wait to see the campaign gifs for this one.
Ladies in their PJs! Looking forward to some very fine voting material, oh yeah.

Wait.

POJ, not PJ.

Well, meh.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Woot! Can’t wait to see the campaign gifs for this one.
Ladies in their PJs! Looking forward to some very fine voting material, oh yeah.

Wait.

POJ, not PJ.

Well, meh.

I was never a judge, and I can't envision any of the guest POJ's wanting to run a gif driven campaign. I've begged @Bry1313 to shake his pecs for the camera, give the people what they want, ya know? He refuses, and instead jealously guards the sacred virtue of his moobies!

 

[Grant55]

I was never a judge, and I can't envision any of the guest POJ's wanting to run a gif driven campaign. I've begged @Bry1313 to shake his pecs for the camera, give the people what they want, ya know? He refuses, and instead jealously guards the sacred virtue of his moobies!

I imagine the Best POJ voting will contain boring (if not nonexistent) campaigning.

Much like mine for WotY.

 

[InThe312]

I imagine the Best POJ voting will contain boring (if not nonexistent) campaigning.

Much like mine for WotY.

You’re a real sour puss you know.

 

[Grant55]

You’re a real sour puss you know.

A life well lived.

 

[InThe312]

A life well lived.

True colors showing in the wanker thread

 

[Grant55]

True colors showing in the wanker thread

I confess to being a party pooper.

Oh wait...wrong thread.

 

[StillRain]

Happy thanksgiving! What better day to judge the judges than when the turkey comes out.

Vote now for the BEST and WORST Panel of Judge!

 

[Grant55]

Happy thanksgiving! What better day to judge the judges than when the turkey comes out.

Vote now for the BEST and WORST Panel of Judge!

My holiday is extended, but the turkey was yesterday

Do you take write in votes? AFAF

 

[InThe312]

Do you take write in votes? AFAF

I may not be the smartest, but how does that even work? Like can I win the best album of the year Grammy by write in?

 

[Grant55]

I may not be the smartest, but how does that even work? Like can I win the best album of the year Grammy by write in?

Or Donald Duck can.

 

[InThe312]

With all butt this last award being entered into the anals (probably not the only thing being entered into the anals in this thread, but I digress), I give you my humble pitch for why I should be the Best Panel of Judge.

First, and probably most important, is that a vote for me is a vote for 3. The unholy trinity if you will. I brought entertainment to the thread like no other PoJ and really went above and beyond just judging you wankers. Without me you wouldn't have gotten the background on DickieGlows and where he is today (banned by the way, he's banned... @ToPleaseHim, Dickie was my alt and I'm not Jasmine).

• I brought many arbitrary policy decisions to the platform.
• It was during my reign that you were offered up the opportunity to bet on Wankers. No other PoJ provided such a valuable service.
• Reiterating that I alone awarded MindYaTigOleBittiesBusiness two Wanker of the Weeks (even if I only discovered they were one in the same after the second win), bringing the best video acceptance speeches of all time.
• Who can forget the brilliant work such as the tea bag golden cock or @Grant55's olympic diploma? Even though I believe Grant still owes us an acceptance speech.
• I manifested two of the most ridiculous PoJs
• I shared my favorite snickerdoodle recipe. Ancient family secret.
• I remembered the certificate for EVERYONE. @Bry1313 can't possibly stack up to that.

I'm not nearly as talented as your Wanker of the Year, so you won't see a campaign run on gifs of dick and ass (even though I've got quite a fine selection). I also don't have the unsolicited vag pics probably coming the way of all the would be voters from some of the other PoJs, but what I do have is a track record of bring you the best wankers and awarding them with the the trophies that anyone would be proud to stuff in their orifices (orifi? Orificals? Holes, their holes).

So there you have it.

Vote for me and @AlottaFocina and @WotWTaylorsVersion

 

[Bry1313]

Vote for me for either because at least you remember when I was judge. Especially since @Wand3rlust won’t shut up about it.

 

[Grant55]

Damn. I was going to vote for @AlottaFocina for best POJ. Now that I know they're 312, I need to find someone else to vote for. @InThe312 after all drug me into this place. *sigh.

I'm thinking of voting now for either @Bry1313 or @Wand3rlust .

Is it possible to vote for someone to be both best and worst POJ?

 

[Wand3rlust]

If @Bry1313 wins worst POJ then justice has been served.

If he doesn't, it just proves my point that you lot are all dickheads who don't have a clue what you're voting about, which is why you needed a POJ like me or @StillRain who didn't pander to populism, and just went for the wankers.

 

[Grant55]

If @Bry1313 wins worst POJ then justice has been served.

If he doesn't, it just proves my point that you lot are all dickheads who don't have a clue what you're voting about, which is why you needed a POJ like me or @StillRain who didn't pander to populism, and just went for the wankers.

Is this is your campaign?

 

[Bry1313]

If @Bry1313 wins worst POJ then justice has been served.

If he doesn't, it just proves my point that you lot are all dickheads who don't have a clue what you're voting about, which is why you needed a POJ like me or @StillRain who didn't pander to populism, and just went for the wankers.

Everytime you post here vindicates me identifying what a wanker you are

 

[Grant55]

I'm writing in @MindYaBitness for best POJ.

 

[InThe312]

Damn. I was going to vote for @AlottaFocina for best POJ. Now that I know they're 312, I need to find someone else to vote for. @InThe312 after all drug me into this place. *sigh.

I'm thinking of voting now for either @Bry1313 or @Wand3rlust .

Is it possible to vote for someone to be both best and worst POJ?

Wait what? How would you vote for Alottafocina, but not me? Alottafocina is the alt that awarded you your Wanker of the Week tm.

 

[InThe312]

If @Bry1313 wins worst POJ then justice has been served.

If he doesn't, it just proves my point that you lot are all dickheads who don't have a clue what you're voting about, which is why you needed a POJ like me or @StillRain who didn't pander to populism, and just went for the wankers.

Should he really get what he wants though? There is no way he hasn't been trying to be the worst.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Should he really get what he wants though? There is no way he hasn't been trying to be the worst.

He has been SINCE. When he WAS the POJ, I genuinely think he thought he was doing his best.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Everytime you post here vindicates me identifying what a wanker you are

Only YOU thought so.