😎 That Feeling When...

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you get caught looking down her top because you thought you had sunglasses on but didn’t,

 

[Trouble_maker]

TFW you thought you were kinky until you find someone….on another level.

 

[moon_ch1ld]

tfw you always seem to be constantly reminded you're not gonna stay young forever

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

TFW you're in the mood to be a brat and he's in the mood to spank.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

TFW you’ve been getting massaged and it’s time to turn onto your back and suddenly you’re getting a happy ending you were not expecting!

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

TFW you're working on Saturday morning but you're the only person in the entire office building so you can skip up and down the halls acting silly if you want to.

 

[willlph]

TFW when you are trying to get a bolt started into an engine and it’s in a tight spot and after 30 minutes of trying ….. it finally threads in correctly !!!!!

 

[munch2much]

TFW you're working on Saturday morning but you're the only person in the entire office building so you can skip up and down the halls acting silly if you want to.

Well I hope you did!
Computer chairs with wheels can be fun too

 

[saintcero]

Masturbating feels so good
Been at it for hrs
Need to stop
But
Cant stop

How many climaxes have you had for us today my dark Angel

 

[saintcero]

None. Edge for hrs

Oh? That’s good for passing the time but I had hoped that you would find someone or something that would trip you and send you over the edge.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Well I hope you did!
Computer chairs with wheels can be fun too

Oh I utilized the chair efficiently down the hall for sure.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

TFW my lady calls me honey.

 

[ellehc422]

a thick cumshot the first time you had bare sex with him

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

TFW someone messes up the spreadsheet you sent them.

 

[AmberLGreen]

TFW you're working on Saturday morning but you're the only person in the entire office building so you can skip up and down the halls acting silly if you want to.

The best time I ever had in the office was when we were moving locations. We had huge rolls of bubble wrap. There were about 20 of them and they were all stood up together at one end of the corridor. They were about 2 metres high and a metre wide each. We took it in turns to run up the corridor and jump into them. Sometimes they would topple over and the person would fall amongst them with some falling on top. It was a lot of fun but all the rolls didn’t survive

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

TFW you're alone and want to start singing "aaaaaaallllllllllllllllllll by myself. don'twannabe alllllllllllll by myselffffffffff anymore"

 

[AmberLGreen]

TFW you're alone and want to start singing "aaaaaaallllllllllllllllllll by myself. don'twannabe alllllllllllll by myselffffffffff anymore"

Just do the chorus and then start to masturbate and sing “you make me feel, you make me feel, like a natural womaaaaaan”

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW You’ve gotten drunk at a wedding reception and hop up on stage and sing ”I touch Myself” whip out your penis, get into it, use it to play the air guitar and don’t notice everyone is staring at you until afterwards.

 

[AmberLGreen]

TFW You’ve gotten drunk at a wedding reception and hop up on stage and sing ”I touch Myself” whip out your penis, get into it, use it to play the air guitar and don’t notice everyone is staring at you until afterwards.

You are back to your own design ruler again. They are staring because they are wondering who told the story that made you whip out the world’s smallest violin

 

[Taegul]

TFW you finally finish filling in the last of the holes you dug in the backyard and are thoroughly convinced that no one will ever find the evidence.

It's Miller time!

 

[Weirdnessome]

TFW you finally get to sit and relax after everything is done for the day

 

[Mattentive]

TFW the deodorant stings your armpits so much you run around the bedroom doing The Funky Chicken.

 

[Pad_Foot]

TFW
It’s time to give Lit a break


Ahhh.. there’s a second to that thought

 

[Taegul]

TFW the dog greets you at home with all the enthusiasm of a lotto winner.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

TFW you realize that the blowjob you’re getting isn’t going to be good enough.