🙄What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today?🙄

[Anastasia1999]

My bosses out of office message. Makes him look like a very important and busy man.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Yet another request for a meeting that has to happen next week. Do they not see that their calendars are already completely full??

 

[MindYaBitness]

Being rebooked twice, and none of the issues having anything to do with the shut down

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Some dudes will put their hand on their cock for just about anything

 

[TiedbyChris]

Sports crowds who applaud and cheer after the initial part of the Last Post, rather than observing the minutes of silence before the bugler sounds the Reveille

 

[Tallulah82]

Some dudes will put their hand on their cock for just about anything

Stop the judgement. I have a right to be wanked over too!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Some dudes will put their hand on their cock for just about anything

And I appreciate all of them for their efforts

 

[Apisto42]

Stop the judgement. I have a right to be wanked over too!

And I appreciate all of them for their efforts

I’m wanking right now thinking of you both!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m wanking right now thinking of you both!

And you get the first ️ of the day

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Certain people

 

[cheekygirl75]

And you get the first ️ of the day

Is that a gold star or a brown star?

 

[lacandy]

It was last night but a condescending DM

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

The same person... yet again... responding to the FIRST post on a thread - and mind you, the responses aren't even good ones
le'sigh

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My back, the dumb bitch although if you had asked me yesterday, it would have been a couple of Litsters who think their thumbs are so damn funny

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

The same person... yet again... responding to the FIRST post on a thread - and mind you, the responses aren't even good ones
le'sigh

Bless their hearts!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Bless their hearts!

Want me to send them your way so you can take them under your wing and show them the ropes?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Bless their hearts!

Thank you

 

[stickygirl]

Wet legs from the rain at the end of the day. Been piddling all day

 

[base10]

My boss sending me on a chase to give a fuck about something we don’t need to give a fuck about

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

People up north not understanding that Bless their hearts! isn't particularly nice.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

The "Aww, shucks, I'm a nice guy, women just don't give me a chance" conversation I overheard at the coffee shop this morning.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Want me to send them your way so you can take them under your wing and show them the ropes?

If you do, the charge will be accessory to shanking.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

If you do, the charge will be accessory to shanking.

It's a risk I'm willing to take... er... maybe

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The "Aww, shucks, I'm a nice guy, women just don't give me a chance" conversation I overheard at the coffee shop this morning.

Narrator: "He was not, in fact, a nice guy."

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

It's a risk I'm willing to take... er... maybe

I am from the midwest also... there are plenty of spots along the mighty miss for disposal