Indie
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I'm going need to see for myself, ma'am.There are certain things that, when done naked, are not sexy at all. There’s a Seinfeld episode about it. Naked burpees is up there. Floppy flop.
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I'm going need to see for myself, ma'am.There are certain things that, when done naked, are not sexy at all. There’s a Seinfeld episode about it. Naked burpees is up there. Floppy flop.
I tried to explain this to her as well.There are certain things that, when done naked, are not sexy at all. There’s a Seinfeld episode about it. Naked burpees is up there. Floppy flop.
I'm a visual learnerI tried to explain this to her as well.
The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep.There are certain things that, when done naked, are not sexy at all. There’s a Seinfeld episode about it. Naked burpees is up there. Floppy flop.
Oh no. I'm a huge burpee fan, but naked, no, not anyone, not ever.I'm a visual learner
You misspelled buttOh no. I'm a huge burpee fan, but naked, no, not anyone, not ever.
Why are all y'all breaking my heart today?Oh no. I'm a huge burpee fan, but naked, no, not anyone, not ever.
I have no interest in riding a jeep, thoughThe male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep.
You can chase me on my rollerbladesI go to the gym five/six days a week. I love working out but I’ve completely neglected my cardio all summer. I plan to walk/run a mile today and my goal is to be running three miles by the end of the month. My other goal is to cut beer completely out of my diet during the week.
Something to do between clothed burpee sets, I guess!Why are all y'all breaking my heart today?
I’m going to need some video evidence of this dancing young lady!!!!Hiiiiii Love_Is_Blonde
I’ll try to keep up here as well.
Goal 1. Drink more water
Goal 2. Put down the chips and all potato products for 3 fruits of my choosing.
Grapes, halo (or similar type) oranges, watermelon.
Goal 3. Increase my veggie intake. Green leafy veggies are in my future.
Goal 4. Exercise at least 3 times per week for at least 30 minutes. I see walking, dumbbells, kettlebell, a stationary bike, and stretching in my future as well. Maybe even dance a bit for cardio when I can.
I weighed myself this morning. I’m at 194.0 pounds. Yes, I’m putting myself on blast. I love all my juicy curves, yet my heart may not. I have a sturdy, muscular frame, with a little extra hanging on my midsection, butt, hips and thighs. With clothes on, I can dress up to look pleasingly plump, but without them on…Lord help me…makes me grimace. The hallway closet is mirrored, so right outside the bathroom as I’m on the throne, the view is less than stellar.
August first. This is my pledge. I will come out of my hiatus to join this thread and move something, listing my positives and negatives. If I get up enough courage, I may post a picture, come this weekend. If not, I’ll keep it to show my before and after, by the end of this month.
I like your idea of getting steps in before work.My Goal:
Walk/run before work 3x a week and once on the weekends. I’m shooting for 4,000 steps before work because I think I can get the other 6,000 throughout the day. But I don’t think I’ll be able to consistently get all 10,000 if I haven’t started before I leave for work in the morning.
At the end of the morning step goal, alternate a quick arms and legs strength training and always add in some core.
So, adding all of this before work will require me to get up at 5:30 at the latest. That will be an adjustment.
You can chase me on my rollerblades