"A three inch erect penis"

[NoJo]

As a guy, this is one of my favourite topics!

If you ever go to chat line, all there guys there are 9+ inches. There will always be some guy who says i am.." quite small - only 7.5 inches". Then there are a tiny minority of guys who claim to be 3 inches - and they always want to be humiliated for it.

Cliche's Cliche's.

I am big, but not porn star big. At about 6 3/4 i have occasionally ellicited the utterence..."My God, you are so FUCKING HUGE!!!". Those women need to get out more! But i guess when many women have betwen 0-5 partners in their life, obviously some distorted views can take root, at both ends of the spectrum.

Seriously, has ever a matter, so easily decided by a simple measurement, ever been so steeped in mythology?

Sun Lover 61

ps Like all guys - i wish I had 10 inches.

Nice post. You're right. Guy's dicks are covered in bullshit.


But I really don't wish I had 10 inches. That's off the scale, like 50" tits.

 

[Guest]

Sure, but it'd be a short subject, not much to discuss.

Rumple Foreskin

I love you, Rumps.

 

[mlady_france]

Nice post. You're right. Guy's dicks are covered in bullshit.


But I really don't wish I had 10 inches. That's off the scale, like 50" tits.

How are you measureing those "tits"? I have a bust line of 46", and that's after I have lost about 2". That's more than too much for me, but I have noticed that I get a lot more attention in a low cut shirt with my double d's than any of my friends who are c's at best. (Funny in school every one always tries to get an A, in life they prefer c's and d's )

 

[NoJo]

50" is big. As English Lady knows, I'm rather a BBW fan, so I like big tits. But it's well outside of average. My wife is a 32G. I've never posted the fact before. She has a very, very narrow back, and what looks like big tits, but she's only 32" around the bust.

 

[mlady_france]

50" is big. As English Lady knows, I'm rather a BBW fan, so I like big tits. But it's well outside of average. My wife is a 32G. I've never posted the fact before. She has a very, very narrow back, and what looks like big tits, but she's only 32" around the bust.

Ah yes the infomous tiny gal with big breasts. lucky you

 

[NoJo]

Ah yes the infomous tiny gal with big breasts. lucky you

I guess so. But it costs a lot in expensive bras. For some reason, in France you can get those sizes much more easily.

 

[Guest]

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Q_C, next time she says, "It's like a baby's arm," just reply, "Oh, weak and prone to uncoordinated flopping around?"

Well, she didn't say that to me (of course, when she tries to talk to me I politely shrug her off... ). To me, she'd never even admit he was there, otherwise I might be less likely to accept said late night propositions.

Besides, I wouldn't want to put him down because of my past with her. I've got no real issue with either, and that sort of statement is questionable in its intent, especially when people are expecting me to have ill intent.

Though its wit makes it hard to resist.

Though if things get any lonelier around here, I might be more likely to accept that invitation.

*sigh*

Later,

Q_C

 

[kendo1]

SubJoe
Have you tried Binn's
It's changed to Frasers now,opposite the Caledonian Hotel in Edinburgh

 

[Guest]

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I can see where you might indeed accept the invitation--sometimes it's a lonely ol' night. *huge sigh*

Lonely ol' night, huh?

"Then I put my arms around you..."

Sorry, Mellencamp moment.

Q_C

 

[Guest]

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Yup, that's what was going through my head when I posted...sorry I infected you!

Not a problem. Mellencamp is as good an infection as any.

Ahem, so Tatelou, how's the show end? Was the surgery a success?

Q_C

 

[Guest]

Not a problem. Mellencamp is as good an infection as any.

Ahem, so Tatelou, how's the show end? Was the surgery a success?

Q_C

Dunno, that bit hasn't been on yet. It's a series (one half hour programme per week). It's on again on Wednesday, I'll keep everyone informed.

 

[The_Fool]

Dunno, that bit hasn't been on yet. It's a series (one half hour programme per week). It's on again on Wednesday, I'll keep everyone informed.

Oh....please do....

I always thought it was the size of the paddle and the alacrity of the tongue that did it for you...

 

[Guest]

Oh....please do....

I always thought it was the size of the paddle and the alacrity of the tongue that did it for you...

Well, sort of. I prefer a bare hand, though, and he has got to have a good dick, too. Nothing better than being taken from behind.

 

[The_Fool]

Well, sort of. I prefer a bare hand, though, and he has got to have a good dick, too. Nothing better than being taken from behind.

Face pressed down into the pillow...Hips held immobile by two strong hands....the occasional smack on the ass to punctuate a thrust.....

I'm obviously clueless to how to go about that...

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Face pressed down into the pillow...Hips held immobile by two strong hands....the occasional smack on the ass to punctuate a thrust.....

I'm obviously clueless to how to go about that...

Okay. If you two are going to continue the flirting, you'll have to take it to another board. We don't take kindly to that sort fo behavior here on the AH.



Ahem. Seriously.



No flirting at all.



Q_C

 

[Guest]

Face pressed down into the pillow...Hips held immobile by two strong hands....the occasional smack on the ass to punctuate a thrust.....

I'm obviously clueless to how to go about that...

Oh my goooooooood, yes.

That's it. That's exactly it.

Ok, I've completely gone now.

FUCK!

 

[Guest]

Okay. If you two are going to continue the flirting, you'll have to take it to another board. We don't take kindly to that sort fo behavior here on the AH.



Ahem. Seriously.



No flirting at all.



Q_C

Oh, ok, so I won't bother telling you how I wanna suck your dick then?

Maybe abother time.

 

[The_Fool]

Okay. If you two are going to continue the flirting, you'll have to take it to another board. We don't take kindly to that sort fo behavior here on the AH.



Ahem. Seriously.



No flirting at all.



Q_C

It's only to bring higher meaning to our works in progress....

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Oh, ok, so I won't bother telling you how I wanna suck your dick then?

Maybe abother time.

We've done the measurements thread already, but even if I were hung like Godzilla, it wouldn't stretch across the Ocean. Either way, I'm outta luck.











Q_C

 

[Lovepotion69]

Hm, you sure that guy on BBC wasn't my first boyfriend? Let's just say it was a good thing he was my first boyfriend...

 

[CharleyH]

There is one brave bloke on the telly right now.

One stat which did surprise me: the average length of an erect penis is five inches. I now consider myself spoilt.

Discuss.

Had smaller and could not wrap my hand around it - seriously. Yet, I happily moaned and groaned, and never saw him again (SO WHAT, I like what I like) Average Lou? apriori and avant? Please, my pussy has been with the best of 'em, and chicks too

OH. EDIT and apparently smallest, but he does not want to go the Guiness Book way. Though he should

 

[mlady_france]

Hm, you sure that guy on BBC wasn't my first boyfriend? Let's just say it was a good thing he was my first boyfriend...

Quess I'm both lucky and unlucky in that respect. As I said before I've only had one man my whole life so he's both the largest and smallest I've ever had. In most ways I think it's good because I have nothing to compair him to. If I had been with bigger guys before him then he may not be as satisfying. On the other hand If I had been with smaller guys he may be more satisfying. For the most part I don't regret having had only one partner, but some times I do wonder what other guys are really like in bed.