"A three inch erect penis"

Belegon said:
yeah, well he may not have a lot of cock but he certainly has balls....



sorry, bad joke...but it was just waiting there...

*snicker*

Glad you said that. I thought about it. :D
 
Joe Wordsworth said:
I'm intensely proud of my wang. I feature it as often as possible and it's the only reason I enjoy wearing slacks.

Where do you like to feature it? Will it be appearing on the telly soon? If so, when, where, how?
 
Dndjsp said:
My hubby's is ten inches . . i once "slept" with a guy whose was 2 inches rock hard . . .tell me, does that sex count? my hubby says not.

I'll probably get reamed by the ladies for saying this, and yes, I know size is important, but I'm just not impressed by the guys with big dicks. Well, I should say I'm not impressed by the big dick part; no insult intended to the guys.

The ex-girlfriend, before she was really the girlfriend, was sleeping with me behind her former boyfriend's back and he supposedly had 8 inches or so (I've got about 5 1/2--there's a measurement for you Tatelou, just not an impressive one. ;) ). Since we've split up, her new boyfriend's penis has been referred to as "Like a baby's arm."

About a month ago, I got the middle of the night text message asking if I was busy. I'd think if he was that big, and it mattered that much, she'd have forgotten my name, not sent me a proposition.

Commence the beating, ladies...

:rolleyes:

Q_C
 
Quiet_Cool said:
I'll probably get reamed by the ladies for saying this, and yes, I know size is important, but I'm just not impressed by the guys with big dicks. Well, I should say I'm not impressed by the big dick part; no insult intended to the guys.

The ex-girlfriend, before she was really the girlfriend, was sleeping with me behind her former boyfriend's back and he supposedly had 8 inches or so (I've got about 5 1/2--there's a measurement for you Tatelou, just not an impressive one. ;) ). Since we've split up, her new boyfriend's penis has been referred to as "Like a baby's arm."

About a month ago, I got the middle of the night text message asking if I was busy. I'd think if he was that big, and it mattered that much, she'd have forgotten my name, not sent me a proposition.

Commence the beating, ladies...

:rolleyes:

Q_C

No beating from me, at all! I completely agree!

Good, amazing, mind-blowing sex is about way more than the size of the guy's dick. Way more. A big dick is simply that. It's his attitude and the way he makes me feel that does it, whatever the size. Seriously.

BUT, I have got to say that three inches would be a tad on the small side. ;)

Large is good, though (notice I didn't say "huge", or any kind of other cliche phrase). That coupled with someone who knows exactly how to push my buttons. I've got it made. Like I said, I'm lucky. ;)
 
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I've been told that too much is just that. Too much. Ladies I have taken the time and opportunity to discuss this with seem to agree that average or so is fine, as long as effort and intensity exist. Many "overly gifted" men, based on my very unscientific research, rely upon their size and think they don't have to do anything else on their part. BTW, I have encountered the same attitude with some women who were on the high range in the attractiveness scale. note that I said some.
 
Belegon said:
Many "overly gifted" men, based on my very unscientific research, rely upon their size and think they don't have to do anything else on their part.

Agreed, per personal experience. The biggest were NOT the best.
 
Belegon said:
I've been told that too much is just that. Too much. Ladies I have taken the time and opportunity to discuss this with seem to agree that average or so is fine, as long as effort and intensity exist. Many "overly gifted" men, based on my very unscientific research, rely upon their size and think they don't have to do anything else on their part. BTW, I have encountered the same attitude with some women who were on the high range in the attractiveness scale. note that I said some.
My 'research' has always told me much the same Bel.. same with the women, I definitely agree.. So far it has been my experience that large women are better lovers.. heh..
 
tolyk said:
My 'research' has always told me much the same Bel.. same with the women, I definitely agree.. So far it has been my experience that large women are better lovers.. heh..

I knew there was a reason I liked you. :kiss:
The first few times with my husband hurt a lot. We've learned that certain positoions call for a litle gentleness, but over all I got used to it.

I do totally agree though, sex is much more to me the bady parts. I need to know I make a guy horny and that he truly desires me not just a fuck. I like to be thought of as a seductress.

One guy I kissed told me that my kisses were aphrodesiacs. I would have so fucked him after that.(Felt good to hear it)
 
Penises (peni?) are much like the children of Lake Wobegon. They all seem to be above average. ;)
 
davidwatts said:
Penises (peni?) are much like the children of Lake Wobegon. They all seem to be above average. ;)

So true! :D

Except for that bloke on the telly. ;)
 
Tatelou said:
Whoa! Cool stuff!

He's now gone to a place where they have plaster-casts of erect penii (penises?) of the rich and famous. Jimi Hendrix had a very thick one. :devil: :eek:

I've had mine cast. There used to be an Artist (female) in the East End of London who cast peni (?) for a project. I was never quite sure what the project was or why it went on for quite so long. I do remember the plaster becoming quite warm as it set, strange feeling :D

Maybe she was working on a 'dick' tionery
 
tolyk said:
According to the statistics I'd seen, average is 5.5 inches.. though some recent ones I saw said average American is 6 inches.

Yeah, it's gone up since Bush got elected. :rolleyes:
 
Tatelou said:
There is one brave bloke on the telly right now.

There's a programme on BBC3 called "My Penis and I", and, yep, you guessed it, it's all about a bloke and his penis.

His dick is three inches, erect. At the "lower end of normal" so a doc just told him. He's going to have surgery to make it bigger. Fascinating stuff.

They just showed him going to see a porn shoot. This other guy (the "porn star") had a nine inch erect penis, and they were just stood there chatting about size, comparing each other's as if they were talking about their noses. Cool stuff.

Awww, now he's got a pump on it.

It really is a good programme. Quite enlightening. I love the way he's so matter-of-fact and open about it.

So, guys, could you go on national TV and talk about the size of your dick?

One stat which did surprise me: the average length of an erect penis is five inches. I now consider myself spoilt. ;)

Discuss. :D

No one can stuff a tree trunk down their throat, but anyone can choke on a fishbone.

I'd be interested in knowing how the surgery on this guy turns out. I hear that most of them are a disaster.

:cool:
 
I've got some female friends who are always saying that guys with really big dicks are often horrible lays. Their attitude is, "I've got a big dick, that's enough." One girl insists big dicks are fun to look at, but she wouldn't want to have one inside her.
 
aww heck I missed it :( sounds like just the kind of programme hubby and I would enjoy.

3 inches huh? well as long as it does the trick you know? I've only ever experienced one real life cock, he's about 5 inches...maybe 6...honestly truthfully it does seem to fluctuate *L* And anyhow he really does do the trick. Oh yeah.

I think it was the playground where someone posted a pic of a guy with a MASSIVE cock...i mean it looked like a club or something. Anyhow she put a poll with it (pun inteneded i'm sure*L*) and about 90% of ladies said keep that bloody thing away from me..OUCH! So maybe being overly "blessed" isn't such a good thing...
 
English Lady said:
aww heck I missed it :( sounds like just the kind of programme hubby and I would enjoy.

3 inches huh? well as long as it does the trick you know? I've only ever experienced one real life cock, he's about 5 inches...maybe 6...honestly truthfully it does seem to fluctuate *L* And anyhow he really does do the trick. Oh yeah.

I think it was the playground where someone posted a pic of a guy with a MASSIVE cock...i mean it looked like a club or something. Anyhow she put a poll with it (pun inteneded i'm sure*L*) and about 90% of ladies said keep that bloody thing away from me..OUCH! So maybe being overly "blessed" isn't such a good thing...

It was a very good programme, you would've enjoyed it. Look out for it again, it's a series. And also, BBC3 very often show repeats during the week.
 
Tatelou said:
It was a very good programme, you would've enjoyed it. Look out for it again, it's a series. And also, BBC3 very often show repeats during the week.

Oh funky...I'll keep my eye out for it :)
 
Personally, cock size means little if the guy's adventurous.

I left my husband for a guy who was impotent. He was better in bed than my husband who was easily 8".

Guys stress over their cocks like women do over their breasts.

I'd still love to see this program. I hope they bring it to oz !!
 
The_Fool said:
I saw part of show where a dude wanted length and girth. The length part they got from cutting some fascia inside him. The girth they got from stuffing his sausage full of this material they make from cadaver skin.... :p

Frankenboner!
 
Quiet_Cool said:
I'll probably get reamed by the ladies for saying this, and yes, I know size is important, but I'm just not impressed by the guys with big dicks. Well, I should say I'm not impressed by the big dick part; no insult intended to the guys.

The ex-girlfriend, before she was really the girlfriend, was sleeping with me behind her former boyfriend's back and he supposedly had 8 inches or so (I've got about 5 1/2--there's a measurement for you Tatelou, just not an impressive one. ;) ). Since we've split up, her new boyfriend's penis has been referred to as "Like a baby's arm."

About a month ago, I got the middle of the night text message asking if I was busy. I'd think if he was that big, and it mattered that much, she'd have forgotten my name, not sent me a proposition.

Commence the beating, ladies...

:rolleyes:

Q_C

I probably can't add too much here because I've only been with one guy my whole life (and he's a little smaller than the 5" mark). It may just be that I don't have experence with anyone bigger, but his size has never really been a big deal to me (though it is to him). When he's on and hits all the right spots it's great, but when he just treats me like a doll and doesn't worry about pleasing me it's not. I think it would be the same even if he was 6-7 or even the 8 inches he wishes he was. The fact is if you don't have the moves you don't have the moves, but then again I really don't have a lot to compare to (sigh, only my toys).
 
How I love the subject of penis size!!

As a guy, this is one of my favourite topics!

If you ever go to chat line, all there guys there are 9+ inches. There will always be some guy who says i am.." quite small - only 7.5 inches". Then there are a tiny minority of guys who claim to be 3 inches - and they always want to be humiliated for it.

Cliche's Cliche's.

I am big, but not porn star big. At about 6 3/4 i have occasionally ellicited the utterence..."My God, you are so FUCKING HUGE!!!". Those women need to get out more! But i guess when many women have betwen 0-5 partners in their life, obviously some distorted views can take root, at both ends of the spectrum.

Seriously, has ever a matter, so easily decided by a simple measurement, ever been so steeped in mythology?

Sun Lover 61

ps Like all guys - i wish I had 10 inches.
 
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