Alex's Daily One Liner Thread

[coffeelady]

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Is that an order?

Somehow I doubt you enjoy keeping your mouth shut.

I fell in love at first sight...I should have looked twice.

 

[AlexGordon]

Somehow I doubt you enjoy keeping your mouth shut.

I fell in love at first sight...I should have looked twice.

You've noticed, have you?

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?

A tearjerker.

 

[Angellica1612]

Loving your thread, dear Alex! When are you going to record yourself in the voice thread!? Please??


What's that in the road, ahead?


What you got on, your mind?

 

[AlexGordon]

Loving your thread, dear Alex! When are you going to record yourself in the voice thread!? Please??


What's that in the road, ahead?


What you got on, your mind?

I'll see what I can do on the voice thread, Angel ...

And now a cute bunny pic for you:

http://lifethroughmyeyes.edublogs.org/files/2011/03/cute-bunny-2245r60.jpg

 

[Angellica1612]

I'll see what I can do on the voice thread, Angel ...

And now a cute bunny pic for you:

http://lifethroughmyeyes.edublogs.org/files/2011/03/cute-bunny-2245r60.jpg

Awwww! Thank you...sooooooo adorable!

Did you get my onliners? They are very subtle, the comma is very important

 

[AlexGordon]

Awwww! Thank you...sooooooo adorable!

Did you get my onliners? They are very subtle, the comma is very important

Yes ... very, very subtle ... but excellent!

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?

 

[AlexGordon]

Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?

Marriage is just a rest period between romances.

 

[Essa]

One of my all time favourites...

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your hole

 

[AlexGordon]

Doctor, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'.

'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome' he said.

'Is it common?' I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

 

[AlexGordon]

Morning, all ... it's Thursday!

And to start the day ...

Vampires. They're a pain in the neck, aren't they?

 

[AlexGordon]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyAhu_plLE4AwbiV2QyUg00uJL4s50tjuA6LXJ3C8V2tGep2oW

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Was trawling through my photobucket and found this for you:

http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee434/BodaciousBitch/naughtyhoe.jpg

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

And another:

http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee434/BodaciousBitch/21540_106629899348104_100000032846959_174858_4924233_n.jpg

 

[Indienne]

Endangered Species

Random guy: Would you like to donate money to save an endangered species?

Me: Bitch, please. My money is an endangered species.

 

[AlexGordon]

And another:

http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee434/BodaciousBitch/21540_106629899348104_100000032846959_174858_4924233_n.jpg

LOL!!!

 

[AlexGordon]

Random guy: Would you like to donate money to save an endangered species?

Me: Bitch, please. My money is an endangered species.

Like it ...

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Marriage is a workshop - the husband works and the wife shops

 

[AlexGordon]

Marriage is a workshop - the husband works and the wife shops

That's about right ...

 

[AlexGordon]

Every guy will appreciate this one:

http://cravagolina.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/thermometer.jpg

 

[AlexGordon]

My dad has a wierd hobby - he collects empty bottles, which sounds so much better than alcoholic ...

 

[Indienne]

I would kick your arse, but I'm afraid I'd lose my shoe.

 

[AlexGordon]

I would kick your arse, but I'm afraid I'd lose my shoe.

My therapist says I have a preconception with vengeance. We'll see about that.

 

[Indienne]

That's how I insult a ho. What?