Alex's Daily One Liner Thread

[AlexGordon]

Always comes back to that...I wonder if every Chelsea fan lives in Chelsea or West London or even Battersea?


Keeping with the football theme, here is the top one-liner by a footballer...and one of my favourites.


Asked what he would be if he wasn't a footballer, Peter Crouch replied "a virgin"

LOVE IT!!

Here's one from Mark Viduka:

"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."

 

[Indienne]

Dear Algebra

Stop asking everyone to find your x. She has moved on; so should you.

Sincerely
Everybody

 

[o_so_wet]

Shake it, don't break it

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Tampa Bay Buc's first head football coach John McKay once said this when asked what he thought of his teams execution,

"I am in favor of it."

 

[Indienne]

http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/funnier-than-funny/6-9_a_little_fun_interrupted_by_a_period.jpg

 

[Indienne]

I don't know why, but this reminded me of Alex.

http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-pug-dog-dancing-tail.jpg

 

[Indienne]

This makes me laugh every time.

http://everybodysucksbutus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wikileaks-vs-batman.jpg

 

[Indienne]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowpnxhLXO1qb6t6wo1_500.jpg

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

This makes me laugh every time.

http://everybodysucksbutus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wikileaks-vs-batman.jpg

Very good!

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Great idea, Alex. Here's my contribution for the day:

The difference between knowing and not knowing your grammar is knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

lol -- well phrased!

 

[scotsgirl]

Just noticed this thread...great thread Alex Hope you are doing well.



Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

 

[AlexGordon]

My personal thought for the day, based on my own experiences ...

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband ...

 

[AlexGordon]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUVElvtWYWDI16LB9-vYZcooTCLcQZWaILC7NVJ9EGF724tM4YNQ

 

[Angellica1612]

Thanks for the daily laughs, everyone Wish I had something to contribute

 

[AlexGordon]

Another one based on personal experience:

A married man should always forget his mistakes because there is no use in two people remembering the same thing forever ...

 

[Angellica1612]

Another one based on personal experience:

A married man should always forget his mistakes because there is no use in two people remembering the same thing forever ...

So wise!

 

[AlexGordon]

So wise!

So true also ...

I heard of a man the other day who claimed his credit card had been stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did ...

 

[Angellica1612]

So true also ...

I heard of a man the other day who claimed his credit card had been stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did ...

ROFL!!

 

[AlexGordon]

http://www.jordiscrubbings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Farside_-_Dogs_Eat_Homework.gif

 

[AlexGordon]

Here's one I read on a bottle of body lotion my wife bought recently:

CLEANLINESS IS IMPORTANT
IF GODLINESS IS IMPROBABLE

 

[AlexGordon]

Thought for the day:

Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it's gone!

 

[Zoe_A_2222]

http://cdn.geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Far-Side-My-Brain-is-Full.jpg


Hiya Alex

 

[AlexGordon]

Hiya Alex

Hiya Zoe ...

Remember when United beat Arsenal 8-2 last year?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/29/article-0-0DA0527400000578-896_964x623.jpg
'...And when Manchester United scored their eighth goal, what did you do then, sir?'

 

[Zoe_A_2222]

Hiya Zoe ...

Remember when United beat Arsenal 8-2 last year?

Nah, I cant remember that match at all or the crucial save by De Gea

Here is one of my favourite pics, it's an old one but its a good one.


http://thebusbyway.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The-Wayne-Rooney-saga-007.jpg

 

[AlexGordon]

Nah, I cant remember that match at all or the crucial save by De Gea

Here is one of my favourite pics, it's an old one but its a good one.


http://thebusbyway.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The-Wayne-Rooney-saga-007.jpg

Brilliant! I love it!!