Alternative Valentines

[DukeSupernature]

http://s8.postimg.org/zcl2nx5z9/86413_front.jpg

I'm taking 8 dates out tonight so I don't let any of these go to waste.

 

[DukeSupernature]

All I want for Valentine's is the demons to stop screaming.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff113/balidas/stall_zps80856e7d.jpg

 

[DukeSupernature]

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2115.jpg#geekosystem

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

There's nothing like some gentle and sensual sweet talk. Like hold her tight, look deep into her eyes and say...

"When I say DOGGY! you say STYLE! DOGGY! (STYLE!) DOGGY! (STYLE!)"

 

[Trixareforkids]

There's nothing like some gentle and sensual sweet talk. Like hold her tight, look deep into her eyes and say...

"When I say DOGGY! you say STYLE! DOGGY! (STYLE!) DOGGY! (STYLE!)"

This made me LOL!

 

[Trixareforkids]

They were out of candy so I got you some flavored lube so we can both have a treat.

 

[Ardent1]

Kitten. I'm so glad I found you. When I bind you just right, your ass looks like a beautiful, inverted heart. Now all I have to do is make it red.

https://41.media.tumblr.com/9cd78ac1eccc7f7c6b8178eb425265e7/tumblr_njp120XQIR1rcyai4o1_400.jpg

 

[Ardent1]

You're the only girl who ever let me do that and came back for more X

That's beautiful. I may cry.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

https://img1.etsystatic.com/015/0/5155887/il_570xN.419776141_dkhs.jpg

 

[Twlightdreamer]

https://img1.etsystatic.com/025/1/6116276/il_fullxfull.545222849_k7eh.jpg

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

my darling, I long for you to put your thingy in my thingy

 

[missgreekgeek]

You make me want to puke slightly less than my ex. Thanks for the Reese's.

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Happy Valentines Day...I went to donate blood in your honor but alas, you've drained it all

 

[akaSol]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
If I was a polo(life preserver)I'd keep the mint to my self and give my hole to you.

>Sol
(actual given to me once)

 

[Paul_Chance]

Happy Valentines Day!

May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your pubic hair.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I want you to dive into my muff and do a few laps...and I'm not all that strict about 'no peeing in the pool'

 

[ydahecnot]

For Valentine's Day, I give you my Prince Albert in your can.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

'as long as I have a face, you will always have somewhere to sit'

-Booger

 

[sultan_sd]

'as long as I have a face, you will always have somewhere to sit'

-Booger

Filmed at my college while I was going there....roommate was one of the back ground nerds

 

[ydahecnot]

If not for the threadjack police, I could go on and on with Nerds quotes.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

If not for the threadjack police, I could go on and on with Nerds quotes.

if they could double as Alternative Valentines, I'll allow it

 

[ydahecnot]

"I've been cruising the high schools" looking for a Valentine like you.

 

[Little_Sister]

"I've been cruising the high schools" looking for a Valentine like you.

Pretty sure that was a middle school Sunny.

 

[ydahecnot]

"Hey, that's my Pi" you're eating on Valentine's Day.

(grumblegrumble going to IMDB)