Alternative Valentines

[ydahecnot]

HA! (I didn't have it perfect either, Sis)

Booger: I've been out combing the High Schools all day!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm gonna pound you with my starp-on tonight, bitchboy

*favorites*

 

[elli1]

*favorites*

thought you'd like that

 

[Lilylovex64]

Let's use the red rope to go with the theme.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

thought you'd like that

laughed so hard at 'bitchboy.'

 

[elli1]

happy V-meets-D-day

 

[DukeSupernature]

The Science of Love

"Eye contact can create a connection. Just grab both eyes and squeeze!"

 

[Twlightdreamer]

http://ethicsoup.typepad.com/.a/6a00e554e81be388340168e75c4786970c-800wi

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

You're tighter then a teenage boy's fist.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I beat off to your selfies with the same vigor I beat off to bukkake porn.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

You put the beat in my heart, the glow in my eyes and the stank on my dick.

 

[DukeSupernature]

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/02/KidValentines.jpg

 

[DukeSupernature]

My Cinderella Story

 

[GothAngelBabe]

Valentine, you surely know how to dig my heart and brain, just try digging a bit deeper in other areas.

 

[MausAss]

http://www.direktpress.se/PageFiles/42283/Pil.jpg

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

you're once

twice

three times the lady you were when I met you

here's some more candy

 

[SmileyGirl]

http://www.capetownmylove.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/smartphone-dinnerlove-coupon-valentines-day-ecards-someecards.png

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

http://wallpapershdhd.com/funny-valentines-day-cards/

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

what was your name again?

 

[elli1]

i spent years planning and building a sound-proof "love nest" (with electricity and a bathroom and all) in my basement just for you. it's an austrian thing.....
be my captive, ehm valentines?

 

[seth6138]

Roses are reddish
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish!

 

[elli1]

it's called V-day for a reason, now eat me!

 

[37_ttej]

it's called V-day for a reason, now eat me!

"We shall fight on dem bitches ... "

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WNDTmbALTdk/hqdefault.jpg

 

[Thandi]

Happy VD

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v1/1273319129_1/New-Lover-Valentine-s-Day-Gift-Sexy-Car-Cushion-Pillow-Stuffed-Toy-Plush-Home-Slipper.jpg

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

For you my darling, I'll always remember to pull out.