Alternative Valentines

[Thandi]

https://img0.etsystatic.com/001/2/6529030/il_340x270.394350312_e4cu.jpg

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

https://img0.etsystatic.com/059/0/10038841/il_570xN.727131996_ipjg.jpg

 

[BradBigBrain]

Is that a roll of dimes in your pocket?
Or do you want to be my valentine?

 

[BradBigBrain]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/1614116_10153149702589444_4110373749361817199_o.jpg

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Argh!!!

Too big.


http://24.media.tumblr.com/7927f51749acd5cd2b4377fd6f487906/tumblr_mh04xqIeMN1s0ek0lo3_1280.png

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I this thread.

I you people.

Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!

 

[snowkitten13]

https://img0.etsystatic.com/001/2/6529030/il_340x270.394350312_e4cu.jpg

Doesn't apply to me. Lol.

 

[Thandi]

Doesn't apply to me. Lol.

Nah...you have a huge heart!
Happy Valentine's to you both!!

 

[BradBigBrain]

http://cdn.diply.com/img/406df79b-626a-4727-b590-bd5df61ba8ef.jpg

 

[Erochic]

I was going to fuck you
But you pissed me off
So now I'm going to fuck someone else
Happy Valentines Day

 

[missgreekgeek]

I'll etch your name in all the bathroom stalls I've blown in.
Just so everyone knows what a catch you are.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

http://cdn.diply.com/img/406df79b-626a-4727-b590-bd5df61ba8ef.jpg

BOOM.

 

[missgreekgeek]

BOOM.

There should be a signature spot on the bottom, and it'd be perfect

 

[BradBigBrain]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/bede5dcdeb6431aea3df94ac8788ae59/tumblr_njol1fMX6X1qz8x31o1_500.gif

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Bumping a great thread that made me laugh 'til I cried.

That Bella's got a gift!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Out-of-season bump

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I love you so much, I could kill your wife. And your girlfriend.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I wanted to do something special to let you know how much I care, so for the past month I've been following your daughter every time she leaves the house, just to make sure she's safe.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Please be my backup valentine.

 

[elli1point1]

To my man:

You are my favourite person to give me a UTI.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your spouse has herpes
Now the jokes on you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

To my man:

You are my favourite person to give me a UTI.

That's so romantic.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Not-My-Valentine,

I'm ready for that awkward chest bump any time you are.

 

[elli1point1]

That's so romantic.

I should have added "and make my cervix weep bloody tears of joy".

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I should have added "and make my cervix weep bloody tears of joy".

*nods*

I should have added, 'Complete with bruised and swollen nipples.'