Any Lit Members you think want to fuck YOU?

It's always been 9/10 girls are like "I mean, he's cool and funny but eh." Then there's the 1 out of the 10 who are like "I am absolutely determined to choke to death on this motherfucker's dick. And I will murder my entire zipcode to do it." I'm a cult hit is what I'm saying.
"A refined, but acquired taste."

Marketing.
 
It's always been 9/10 girls are like "I mean, he's cool and funny but eh." Then there's the 1 out of the 10 who are like "I am absolutely determined to choke to death on this motherfucker's dick. And I will murder my entire zipcode to do it." I'm a cult hit is what I'm saying.
Man, 10% of the population… you define “cult classic” very differently than I do…🧐🧐
I feel lucky that there’s like 4-5 people period that would even consider it 🤣🤣
 
"A refined, but acquired taste."

Marketing.
This probably works better. I'll take some notes to my marketing team.
Man, 10% of the population… you define “cult classic” very differently than I do…🧐🧐
I feel lucky that there’s like 4-5 people period that would even consider it 🤣🤣
Hey, as long as you're in the rotation. :p
Does being the sacrifice at the blood orgy count? AFAF?
Like the beginning of Blade? Eh, maybe? There's probably an answer on Reddit.
 
This probably works better. I'll take some notes to my marketing team.

Hey, as long as you're in the rotation. :p

Like the beginning of Blade? Eh, maybe? There's probably an answer on Reddit.
I only go to reddit to toy news. And to see what sad local men at DTF anything.
 
I am pretty sure there a bunch of listers that have seen my silly humor and declared “fuck you!”

Does that count?

Um…sure why not? 🤣

Think? More like know for a fact.

Fantastic!

I believe it does. I have a similar experience with “Go fuck yourself.” Pretty sure I get to count that as 1

🤣

I feel like in the least there's people who if I got paired up with them at an orgy they'd probably shrug and roll with it.

Seriously though, I’m sure there are plenty for you buddy

I highly doubt it.

However if I'm wrong, feel free to correct me.

Don’t get down on yourself. Lit is a pretty diverse place, there is always at least one or more that actually do. Trust me!

Does being the sacrifice at the blood orgy count? AFAF?

If you want it to be, then sure I suppose

There are some that think they do. 🤣

Oh I think there are definitely some that DO!
 
It's always been 9/10 girls are like "I mean, he's cool and funny but eh." Then there's the 1 out of the 10 who are like "I am absolutely determined to choke to death on this motherfucker's dick. And I will murder my entire zipcode to do it." I'm a cult hit is what I'm saying.
I’m not naming names, but Litster A and I were once discussing Litster B’s dick, and out of all the dicks on Lit, Litster A said they preferred yours! 🍆

That's why you have to read the fine print before you sign The Blood Sacrifice Victim Agreement, Individual.
I have a feeling @SalaciousMonkey22 was too excited about the rare GI Joe being offered that he didn’t realize he was signing away his soul 😱
 
I’m not naming names, but Litster A and I were once discussing Litster B’s dick, and out of all the dicks on Lit, Litster A said they preferred yours! 🍆


I have a feeling @SalaciousMonkey22 was too excited about the rare GI Joe being offered that he didn’t realize he was signing away his soul 😱

See @NRJLIVES4ever ! You just never know. @SalaciousMonkey22 …. Sorry about your luck 😅

As for me, I would venture an estimate of at least 3-4 are still willing, and the number shrinks more and more as people get to know what a fucking weirdo / trainwreck I am 🤣 But the real question is whether those 3-4 might be willing to work together… 🤭

🤣 I absolutely love that! And on the positive trainwrecks are fascinating!
 
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