Are you Lit stalkworthy?

[MedicalMuse]

Would you put them in a fruit salad?

Sweet little ones? Sure

Some yums need yucking...

To each his own.
I’ll do me, you do you

 

[Saltfountain]

Sweet little ones? Sure

What about courgettes/zucchini?

To each his own.
I’ll do me, you do you

That sounds ruuuuuuuuude

 

[MedicalMuse]

What about courgettes/zucchini?

We were talking about tomatoes?

That sounds ruuuuuuuuude

I’m not trying to pick a fight with anyone, you are

 

[Saltfountain]

We were talking about tomatoes?

Courgettes/zucchini are fruit too. I was just curious

I’m not trying to pick a fight with anyone, you are

You doing you sounded rude. Sorry

 

[Mr_bogey]

Hey! I’m the master stalker. I’m the one making the bushes move when the wind isn’t blowing. I get to my destinations on my skateboard.

I like so many women talking about bushes. I heard they were making a comeback.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Probably not because I am convinced that stalk worthy is two words and nobody wants to put up with that pedantic nonsense

It's probably hyphenated but since it's kind of a term of art, I took liberties. I'm sure Sister Raymond is rolling over in her grave, trying to find her ruler.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I find the boagster intriguing myself

Sucker!

 

[Mr_bogey]

I am sure there is a stalker for everyone out there. Am I stalkworthy? I don't know. I almost feel bad for anyone stalking me. I never shut the fuck up. Like, they must really be a glutton for rambling nonsensical overly verbose punishment to be worth the splash of nudity. And it must be 100 times worse if you also look at what I am reacting too. omg hahaha


totally. I have gained low standards for much of life. I don't think I can bend far enough to reach my standards anymore.

I am a binge stalker. Someone catches my eye, I will check them out. Then sometimes circle back if I know their posts are likely to illicit the reaction I want to feel. This is a wide variety. People I will check to make me laugh, because I am in the mood to watch a drama unfold, because I want to be angry, or because I want to be turned on. I can always count on certain litsters for certain things.

You have so many, you require your own Lit police force to ensure your safety.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I like so many women talking about bushes. I heard they were making a comeback.

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Even the mannequins are into it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You have so many, you require your own Lit police force to ensure your safety.

Cool, so that means I get handcuffs and a baton. My own police force perks, right? Oh and a hat, I want a hat too.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Sweet little ones? Sure

To each his own.
I’ll do me, you do you

The melon and prosciutto combo is very Italian

I’d like one order of that and one of Muse please. To go. I’d like to enjoy them at home.

 

[MedicalMuse]

The melon and prosciutto combo is very Italian

I’d like one order of that and one of Muse please. To go. I’d like to enjoy them at home.

Coming right up

 

[Tatted_Dad]

Probably not stalk worthy as I’m too new here and I was too shy to leave my recent picture up for very long

 

[steelyblue73]

Nope. I’m like a fart in the wind. 🌬 Here & then gone. Never much to stalk.

 

[SilentSometimes]

I don’t get that many pms to be quite honest

Girl: I’ve seen your posts and I’m shocked that you don’t have a flooded inbox of requests for photos.
If they’re not talking to you, they’re probably stalking you haha

 

[Saltfountain]

Coming right up

And she means that in every sense

 

[Saltfountain]

And I'm not jealous.

Not at all

No sir...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Oh I'm not stalk worthy but I'm fairly shy so that's ok.
I do like to read people's profiles though but that's more being nosey than anything else haha

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I used to be significantly more fun and stalk worthy, I’m admittedly a little boring these days.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m incredibly stalkworthy. I only post grade A stuff. I deserve to be stalked. Lots and lots.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I used to be significantly more fun and stalk worthy, I’m admittedly a little boring these days.

Boring or boning?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Boring or boning?

Always boning! You know me.

 

[ydahecnot]

Always boning! You know me.

“ABB….always be boning!”

 

[lacandy]

I think my AV gets me stalked - and then my posts get me eye rolls and that’s where it ends

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I don't know, how do you even know if you're being stalked?