Are you Lit stalkworthy?

I don’t get stalked :D
Ya know, as I sat in the bushes outside your home this morning, watching you enjoy that breakfast with bacon, two eggs over easy, three pancakes with maple syrup, orange juice, and fresh slices of apple, I wondered to myself, "Is she going to deny being stalk worthy?" But as you sat down to watch Good Morning America still wearing your Captain America pajamas, I realized none of this stalking nonsense even matters. We're just all here to have a little innocent fun!
 
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