Are you Lit stalkworthy?

[Saltfountain]

Or bored.

You'd fucking need to be, brattikins

 

[Apisto42]

All 61,000?

Fuck....

As in “totally banging” “totally for real” not “in totality”.

Plus this was a long time ago.

So I randomized the number of days since she joined, then took a simple random sample of days of the year, read those posts on those days and since it was over 1500, figured that was good enough for a complete picture of all her posts.

You know, nerd stalking.

Plus - that was my intro in littles. So win.

 

[Saltfountain]

As in “totally banging” “totally for real” not “in totality”.

Plus this was a long time ago.

So I randomized the number of days since she joined, then took a simple random sample of days of the year, read those posts on those days and since it was over 1500, figured that was good enough for a complete picture of all her posts.

You know, nerd stalking.

Plus - that was my intro in littles. So win.

Skim stalking, I see...

Not sure @MedicalMuse would class that as stalking

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Not much to see

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

Nope..not at all..

 

[MedicalMuse]

As in “totally banging” “totally for real” not “in totality”.

Plus this was a long time ago.

So I randomized the number of days since she joined, then took a simple random sample of days of the year, read those posts on those days and since it was over 1500, figured that was good enough for a complete picture of all her posts.

You know, nerd stalking.

Plus - that was my intro in littles. So win.

You’re baffling.

Skim stalking, I see...

Not sure @MedicalMuse would class that as stalking

Nope. Not stalking. That’s research.

 

[Bbl87]

Nope..not at all..

Gonna call shenanigans here as well.

 

[Bbl87]

Or bored.

Or both?

 

[luckylegsat60]

I’d prefer follow worthy.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Just having this discussion. I feel I'm worthy of an occasional stalk but apparently I'm wrong.
Do I have a low standard for stalkworthiness? If you post in this thread and don't have your profile as private, there is a good chance you've been stalked by someone.
Who is the most stalkworthy poster for you?
Discuss.

Another day. Another useless Bogey stalk. Wheres the butt?

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I'm too boring to be stalkworthy

 

[Mr_bogey]

Another day. Another useless Bogey stalk. Wheres the butt?

https://giphy.com/gifs/PRBAoigjqHtrq

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I got stalked in the past and it was pretty scary. It happened on Lit.

I'm extremely cautious on Lit now.

You’ve been stalked after being here less than two weeks?

 

[Saltfountain]

You’ve been stalked after being here less than two weeks?

I don't know, but I read that as on a previous account
I'm most likely wrong though

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Apparently yeah I am you fucking psychopaths.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I am so glad I’m only reading this thread after I already have pizza on the way

I definitely post stalk people, but only those I’m close with. It’s more of a “I think you’re hilarious or interesting and you make Lit better for me” thing.

So a good rule of thumb… if I follow you or you’ve seen me naked, it’s very likely I thoroughly enjoy post stalking you. There are a couple of you on this thread

I've decided this is the cruelest thing ever posted in Lit history.
In one post I discover:
1. I wasn't stalked
2. I'm not funny
3. I'm not interesting
4. There is yet another person on the planet willing to tolerate foul tropical fruit on pizza
5. I missed nudes.

Did I mention the part about missing nudes?
NUDES! dammit!

I had to take yesterday off to recover from this devastating news.

 

[Saltfountain]

I had to take yesterday off to recover from this devastating news.

Thought the place smelled better

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’m definitely not stalkworthy.

You've definitely been stalked.

 

[Vibesalot]

I prefer to build suspense by posting every 5 years. I think it works

 

[Mr_bogey]

Thought the place smelled better

And I thought my jokes were bad.

 

[Saltfountain]

I prefer to build suspense by posting every 5 years. I think it works

See you in another 5

 

[Saltfountain]

And I thought my jokes were bad.

They are

Your point?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’m sponge bath worthy.

Is there a sign up sheet?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oy. If I ignore a poster, does that also ignore their threads? AFAF

 

[Mr_bogey]

I have minimal posts to work with. Non-stalkworthy.

I make my margaritas with mezcal, patronge, maple syrup, etc. They are fucking great, just sayin'

Your bourbon collection (and your bar in general) is very stalkworthy