Are you Lit stalkworthy?

I don’t call you not stalkworthy, more flat out interesting. I think it’s easier to ask people questions and talk to them than stalk.. 😘

See above 😘
Thanks muse 💕 I think we are in agreement but may view the idea of being stalkworthy differently.

For me my goal is to not be stalkworthy. I share, it’s out there. Check it out if you’d like. I don’t think anyone needs to find all my posts and connect dots about me (what stalk worthy kind of evokes in my mind).

It’s not that I think what i post isn’t worth checking out. It’s there. Check it out and then talk to me. I think I’m approachable so talk don’t stalk lol
 
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Not really here. If you wanna chat or see just ask and let’s talk. Otherwise…meh.
I’m not that cool.
 
I think I am. If you can handle my wit charm, and copious amounts of innuendo incessant bantering and stalking/PMs.


Actually re-reading that, I can see why I am not.

Haha
 
Probably not. I’ll let others be the judge if I’m putting out interesting enough content to stalk. Though, I could use a good stalking right now.
 
I’m an Easter 🐣 egg 🪺 poacher ,
so U decide.




Robin hood I’m not. I’ll eat your mice 🐭, lol finger 🦇 your wife ,, then pm U What it was like .
 
😆😆You are definitely stalk worthy. I love poaching Easter eggs and finger 🦇ed wives! Please pm me to tell me details 😁🤌🔥🔥🌹
Find your own spoils of this raid !!! This playground 🛝 is officially in play 🏴‍☠️

I’ll take the North and East Coast , the rest is yours,

Skol till we meet in Valhalla 🏴‍☠️ % there’s a few , that will SLAP 👋 our face ….hahaha those are the best to loot ⚔️🛡️ skull fingering their heads !!! lol
 
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Find your own spoils of this raid !!! This playground 🛝 is officially in play 🏴‍☠️

I’ll take the North and East Coast , the rest is yours,

Skol till we meet in Valhalla 🏴‍☠️ % there’s a few , that will SLAP 👋 our face ….hahaha those are the best to loot ⚔️🛡️ skull fingering their heads !!! lol
Come raid alongside me. I'll do all of the dirty deeds and you do the plundering. We all know that the bouny lies to the south in a blowhole between the slippery slopes of Nevercomeback island. I'm up for any adventure that assures me vitality and potential booty at the risk of my life. Nothing better to this Viking berserker.🤌🪺🦇🏝☠️⛰️💰⛰️⚔️🛡🔥🔥🌹
 
Aye , lad , I’m the Captain of my ship , my Krew is set , they are battle tested , they’ve met the Kraken with me before. Some have lost limbs , others a whore or two , even a prized goat 🐐 was lost before.

My krew and I we are tight !!! It’s krew that matters most , in the thick of a fight, our ship is full !!



🏴‍☠️⚔️🛡️
 
Aye , lad , I’m the Captain of my ship , my Krew is set , they are battle tested , they’ve met the Kraken with me before. Some have lost limbs , others a whore or two , even a prized goat 🐐 was lost before.

My krew and I we are tight !!! It’s krew that matters most , in the thick of a fight, our ship is full !!



🏴‍☠️⚔️🛡️

🦄 there’s unicorn in here , I got your 6 , goose @VikingPhoenix

It’s best to remember , the Captain always eats first !! It’s a law aboard my pirate ship
 
#prospect !! 🕷️ your nickname is Spider

, get sum !!! ⚔️🏴‍☠️
 
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It's only my services I offer you.
They come for free
My payment you.
A fine Captain of a steadfast ship,
That allows my passage and tips from tricks.
The tricks I play on the path of plunder,
Must ye never speak of,
Nay to yee'r ane mother.
If my services ye shall ever need,
Dont be shy to call to me.
A Lone mercenary am I,
And by this sword I shall die.
 
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