Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

There’s not a lot of people who look forward to more testing. But I’ve found that discovering problems can be a relief.

And I am relieved to take off my pants for this next test…

Relief is what we specialize in here. Ask for JJ next time you're here.

I haven't met anyone as fond of giving relief to guys like you in a long, long time

And we're all fond of testing. Lots and lots and lots of testing!

Dr. Liz: "I appreciate the rose, perv. But as a new patient, crawl over here and submit appropriately."

What kind of crazy, psycho-sexual therapy clinic do you think I'm running here Investor?

My commitment to gentle, nurturing, compassionate care is well-known. Just ask anyone.

And if anyone says anything any different, please let me know immediately. I will deal with them in my own special way.

Now, crawl over here and apologize for thinking I'm some sort of dom-goddess who's always in a bad mood. Appropriately! My tootsies are cold.

 

[JerseyJade]

Relief is what we specialize in here. Ask for JJ next time you're here.

Mmmmmmm!

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Fashionista,

Sad to say I have not bought a hotwife anklet for some years now. But it was the stamped hotwife anklet I chose for my wife when we began our hotwife/stag journey back then.

I greatly appreciate your input. The anklets you show are pretty much the same ones I have found. But, because I was asked to suggest something for them because of my experiences, I was trying to find something more unique, more individualized so that it would have an immediate impact for her when it was placed around her ankle. But, I also love the visibility of having her wear the traditional hotwife marking. So maybe, when the hotwife anklet is in place, the reality of it all will bring her into the right mindset to embrace what is yet to come. Maybe that should read who is yet to come as well.

If I were the purchaser this time, I would definitely send you your own anklet just as a thank you for your thoughts as well as the fact that you certainly qualify for and would look absolutely delicious with one decorating your ankle. I am sure once hubby's jaw came back off the floor, he would realize his own benefits of your ankle adornment.

Thanks for your considerate reply.
Signed,

Just offering a helping hand

Dear Helping Hand,

Yeah, unless you go to a jewelry maker you don't have a ton of options. For some reason, not all jewelers cater to the hotwife market.

Here is one that is a little more subtle. At the very least it might encourage a rando admirer to inquire about what the HW stands for

Aww, you're so sweet. I actually have a few different anklets, although I must confess about half of them are broken. My husband has a habit of buying me a new ankle bracelet and then getting so excited when I wear it for him that it ends up breaking while he's showing me how pretty it looks on me.

So what are you doing with your other hand? Or shouldn't I ask? lol


- Doctor "Curiosity Is Healthy" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Hey Dr Liz, you probably won't see this but I'm very sexually attracted to my cousin. We've hooked up a few times and the sex was amazing but he's my cousin. I don't really know what to do. I dunno, any advice would be welcomed

Dear Cousin Lover,

My advice is, if the sex is hot and you're both enjoying it, keep on hooking up!

I've never understood why all the stigma about getting together with your cousins. I mean, you should be careful about baby making. But even that for 2nd and 3rd and half cousins is NBD.

Now if one or both or you is married, then of course there are bigger issues at risk of exploding that go behind the two of you being related. Or if one of you is 18 and the other is not yet 18, then tap the brakes a little - a little patience will just make getting together so much hotter and it will keep one of you out of jail!

If you simply are nervous about anyone else in your family finding out, then relax. Unless someone catches the two of you together, there's a good chance not everyone will believe "the rumor" anyways and you will have plausible deniability.

But, just to be safe, start practicing saying in the mirror "Ewww, gross. He's my cousin."


- Doctor "Hot is Hot" Liz

 

[FranklyFrank]

Dear Helping Hand,

Yeah, unless you go to a jewelry maker you don't have a ton of options. For some reason, not all jewelers cater to the hotwife market.

Here is one that is a little more subtle. At the very least it might encourage a rando admirer to inquire about what the HW stands for

Aww, you're so sweet. I actually have a few different anklets, although I must confess about half of them are broken. My husband has a habit of buying me a new ankle bracelet and then getting so excited when I wear it for him that it ends up breaking while he's showing me how pretty it looks on me.

So what are you doing with your other hand? Or shouldn't I ask? lol


- Doctor "Curiosity Is Healthy" Liz

Dear Doctor Curious,

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to show me several varieties of anklets. Funny, I finally just offered to both of them the idea that they both shop together...even go to a craftsman/jewelry maker and have him make something very personal and intimate so that it means something to both of them when he slips it on her ankle and sends her on her way. Something that heats them both with the understanding of what is to unfold.

I do understand that when something so dainty and yet something that carries such a strong message...well sometimes we do get overly aggressive once the anklet is in place and well...we just can't keep our hands off our hotwives!

I always like to offer a helping hand. Through my life experiences I have leaned to be quite ambidextrous and can use my right hand just as equally as my left. Both hands have importance and I find taking matters into my own hand (one or the other) promotes good health with explosive results.

Thanks again,
Signed,

It's always good to ask.

 

[JamesD_0117]

Mmmmmmm!

OK, JJ, so are you available today? I’m ready to begin relief therapy…

 

[LizVegas79]

"You seem perfectly healthy to me. Perfectly, perfectly healthy."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Okay, I'm closing my eyes. But tell me. What is it? I love surprises."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Okay, we're starting a new service today. I'm calling it
group lunch. We gather around in a circle and talk about
our feelings and our desires while we share a meal. Oh,
thanks. One of my patients got it for me last Valentine's
Day. Okay, so who would like to go first?"

 

[ShaneoD]

"Okay, we're starting a new service today. I'm calling it
group lunch. We gather around in a circle and talk about
our feelings and our desires while we share a meal. Oh,
thanks. One of my patients got it for me last Valentine's
Day. Okay, so who would like to go first?"

The sitting down part might be an essential part of the service, I can never managed to feel my feelings in this state. If you order anything similar to a hotdog I may have to leave early

 

[LizVegas79]

The sitting down part might be an essential part of the service, I can never managed to feel my feelings in this state. If you order anything similar to a hotdog I may have to leave early

Uh-oh. I brought a banana for dessert. Is that going to be a problem for anyone?

Should I peel it fast or really, really slow?

 

[ShaneoD]

Uh-oh. I brought a banana for dessert. Is that going to be a problem for anyone?

Should I peel it fast or really, really slow?

Dear Dr Liz,

Is there a medical term for the opposite of ED and why does it happen around you so often?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

Is there a medical term for the opposite of ED and why does it happen around you so often?

Dear Medical Jargon Lover,

Yes. It's called EFF (Erection Fully Functioning).

idk - that's a good question. Probably because I usually dress to impress and often dangle a shoe during my patient sessions?


-- Doctor "Is It Warm In Here Or Is It Just You?" Liz

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear Medical Jargon Lover,

Yes. It's called EFF (Erection Fully Functioning).

idk - that's a good question. Probably because I usually dress to impress and often dangle a shoe during my patient sessions?


-- Doctor "Is It Warm In Here Or Is It Just You?" Liz

Now I'm curious, I don't think I have a foot thing, though is the shoe dangling a way of drawing the eye towards your legs, then other parts of you or is it purely a foot thing, or does it matter it's a way of hypnotizing a guy isn't it?

Do all guys go red in the face when they're desperately trying not to give away that they're getting horny or was that an educated guess?

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

So Doc L, not sure if this is your expertise or not but would like your opinion.

this past weekend,

“I was cutt‘n a rug at a place called ’The Jugg’ with a girl named Linda-Lou…

when in walks a man with a gun in his hand…

and he was look’n for you know who! He Says…

“…hey there fella, with the hair colored yella…that’sa my woman there and I’m a man who cares and this MIGHT BE ALL FOR YOU!”

Now before you ask, I did take the “Three Steps”, he had the bigger gun after all!

My question is, should I have stuck around and talked it out for a possible nightcap with the both of them?

Thanks, BootScoot Horatio

 

[LizVegas79]

Now I'm curious, I don't think I have a foot thing, though is the shoe dangling a way of drawing the eye towards your legs, then other parts of you or is it purely a foot thing, or does it matter it's a way of hypnotizing a guy isn't it?

Do all guys go red in the face when they're desperately trying not to give away that they're getting horny or was that an educated guess?

Dear Trying To Act Cool,

Dangling a shoe is a classic trick in our big, big box of tricks to:
a) appear innocent
b) hint that we're bored and open to any and all suggestions
and/or c) yes, drawing your attention to our legs so that we can see if you have a cute guilty smile.

It also can help us determine whether you have a foot fetish or not, but that is usually not our prime objective for dangling a shoe.

Not all guys go red in the face when they're trying to blur the fact that they're horny. Some simply force themselves to look away or think of something terrible to re-focus their mind.

Those who either get caught staring a little too fondly, or who purposely want to get caught staring a little too fondly, usually have a one-liner ready to lay on us, or plan to start a conversation by apologizing and saying that we're "just so beautiful" or something like that (this is a highly recommended course of action btw).


- Doctor "Buy Me A Drink For Staring" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

So Doc L, not sure if this is your expertise or not but would like your opinion.

this past weekend,

“I was cutt‘n a rug at a place called ’The Jugg’ with a girl named Linda-Lou…

when in walks a man with a gun in his hand…

and he was look’n for you know who! He Says…

“…hey there fella, with the hair colored yella…that’sa my woman there and I’m a man who cares and this MIGHT BE ALL FOR YOU!”

Now before you ask, I did take the “Three Steps”, he had the bigger gun after all!

My question is, should I have stuck around and talked it out for a possible nightcap with the both of them?

Thanks, BootScoot Horatio

Dear BootScoot Horatio,

No, you probably did the right thing. Sticking around hoping for a nightcap (or more) with the two of them could have been a recipe for disaster.

When a married or otherwise taken woman cuts a rug with another guy she wants her partner to notice her. The fact that her beau walked in with a gun in his hand tells me this wasn't the first time something like this has happened between them and that it might, in fact, be their kinky form of public foreplay.

Getting shot at should always be avoided if possible - no matter how hot or slutty the other guy's wife might be!

- Doctor "Three Steps Saves Lives" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Hiya Liz,

Gotta question..how do get over a crush that has made it clear the feelings are not mutual?

- LL

Dear Not Mutual,

My best advice for getting over someone is to get under someone else.

However, it doesn't always work the first time.

Or the second, or even the third time.

But keep trying.

Eventually you'll either meet someone else who you do mutually connect with, or at the very least a FWB that answers your midnight booty calls.


- Doctor "Naughty Voicemails Send Clear Signals" Liz

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Dear Dr Liz,

Help! She's blinded me with science!

-wearing sunglasses at night

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear Dr Liz,

Would you advise against logging onto lit at late hours? It always seems to add at least an hour to the time I'd planned to be asleep.

On a slightly related note, is there a better word than tease to use when describing, let's say seductive conversations, I may have used that word with a sexting partner who now likes to text while I'm at work or busy but goes radio silent when I actually have the time to enjoy myself, is this salvageable or do I need to take it on the chin and reread old messages while, relaxing

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

Help! She's blinded me with science!

-wearing sunglasses at night

Dear Incognito,

I'm not sure who you're talking about. But if she wants you to get vaxxed then get vaxxed!


- Doctor "Don't Deny Science" Liz

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Hey Doc, HDH again.

Have had two disconcerting adventures in Memphis, TN. The first one was I was down in a Honky Tonk mess’n with

a gin-soaked bar room queen…
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind…

THEN

I saw the bright lights of Memphis and the Commodore Hotel
And underneath a street lamp, I met a Southern Belle
Well, she took me to the river where she casts her spell
And in that southern moonlight, she sang the song so well

If you'll be my Dixie Chicken, I'll be your Tennessee Lamb
And we can walk together down in Dixieland

Well, we made all the hot spots, my money flowed like wine
And then that lowdown southern whiskey began to fog my mind
And I don't remember church bells or the money I put down
On the white picket fence and boardwalk of the house at the edge of town
Oh, but boy do I remember the strain of her refrain
And the nights we spent together, and the way she called my name

Well, it's been a year since she ran away
Guess that guitar player sure could play
She always liked to sing along, she's always handy with a song
Then one night in the lobby of the Commodore Hotel
I chanced to meet a bartender who said he knew her well
And as he handed me a drink, he began to hum a song
And all the boys there at the bar began to sing along!

My question; other than hanging around with women that can heave a 225 lb man right across their shoulders, I think I could have a drinking problem?!. That or maybe I should just stay in Nashville and continue playing piano in the Cathouse?

Your humble Patient,

Beale Street Hangover Horatio

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

Would you advise against logging onto lit at late hours? It always seems to add at least an hour to the time I'd planned to be asleep.

On a slightly related note, is there a better word than tease to use when describing, let's say seductive conversations, I may have used that word with a sexting partner who now likes to text while I'm at work or busy but goes radio silent when I actually have the time to enjoy myself, is this salvageable or do I need to take it on the chin and reread old messages while, relaxing

Dear Late Night Lit'ter,

My experience with Lit at late hours is somewhat limited as I usually work late hours so I'm rarely on here late at night. However, the couple of times I have logged on late, at least late in the Pacific time zone, I have noticed a sort of frantic desperation that I find unappealing. Also, in my limited experience, it seems like fewer people that I know are logged on late at night so that makes it less fun too, at least for me.

However, there's nothing wrong with mixing up our regular routines. It's entirely possible that you will find the love of your life, or at the very least, the love of your life right now, in those late night hours.

So I say, if you're awake, why lay in bed staring at the ceiling? Why not see who else is "up"? LOL

'Sexting' is what I call seductive convo's over email, text or any online forum like this. But playful teasing is a good word for it too. (even though that's two words )

In regards to this playful lady who seems to like to toy with you when you aren't able to give her the full on attention that she deserves, it could be on purpose or it could be just that your skeds aren't syncing. You shouldn't blame her. She's probably just looking for a good time on her sked, not yours. (she might have to go to work right as you're getting off from work so if you want to get off before she does, well then, I suggest you just let nature take its course.)

As far as taking it on the chin, YES! I recommend to most of my patients that they take it on the chin at least once so that they know what it feels like. If a little gets in your mouth or in your hair, then you too can experience what it's like to get a sorry-not-sorry guilty grin from someone who promised they would give you enough warning. It's a lesson I had to learn when I was growing up time and time again and it's one you should learn or at least experience once in your life too.


- Doctor "Sit Back And Relax" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Hey Doc, HDH again.

Have had two disconcerting adventures in Memphis, TN. The first one was I was down in a Honky Tonk mess’n with

a gin-soaked bar room queen…
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind…

THEN

I saw the bright lights of Memphis and the Commodore Hotel
And underneath a street lamp, I met a Southern Belle
Well, she took me to the river where she casts her spell
And in that southern moonlight, she sang the song so well

If you'll be my Dixie Chicken, I'll be your Tennessee Lamb
And we can walk together down in Dixieland

Well, we made all the hot spots, my money flowed like wine
And then that lowdown southern whiskey began to fog my mind
And I don't remember church bells or the money I put down
On the white picket fence and boardwalk of the house at the edge of town
Oh, but boy do I remember the strain of her refrain
And the nights we spent together, and the way she called my name

Well, it's been a year since she ran away
Guess that guitar player sure could play
She always liked to sing along, she's always handy with a song
Then one night in the lobby of the Commodore Hotel
I chanced to meet a bartender who said he knew her well
And as he handed me a drink, he began to hum a song
And all the boys there at the bar began to sing along!

My question; other than hanging around with women that can heave a 225 lb man right across their shoulders, I think I could have a drinking problem?!. That or maybe I should just stay in Nashville and continue playing piano in the Cathouse?

Your humble Patient,

Beale Street Hangover Horatio

Dear Penist,

If you've got a job playing the piano at a cathouse I suggest you order a couple of Shirley Temples every now and then and hang onto that job anyway that you can.

Having never been to Memphis or Nashville myself, I can't advise which city to choose but maybe others can weigh in. In general though, getting involved with any woman who can toss a 225lb man across her shoulders is going to come with some bumps and bruises. If that's your thing then go for it. If not, just keep playing the piano and wait for a more dainty woman to drop her number in your tip jar.


- Doctor "Piano Players Make Me Wet Everytime" Liz

 

[Sinstories]

Dear Dr Liz

With the stock market tanking again today and no reason to think that will change, we obviously need to look at different investment strategies. Given that the one thing that historically is recession proof is sex, was wondering if you had a strategy to take your expertise on the subject and deliver some long term growth.

Looking forward to retiring soon based on your advice...

Cash In Hand