Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz

With the stock market tanking again today and no reason to think that will change, we obviously need to look at different investment strategies. Given that the one thing that historically is recession proof is sex, was wondering if you had a strategy to take your expertise on the subject and deliver some long term growth.

Looking forward to retiring soon based on your advice...

Cash In Hand

Dear Cash In Hand,

I agree completely. Sex is recession proof (hopefully!).

However, your search for a long-term growth opportunity is I'm afraid a little short-sighted.

Personally I am a fan of long-form-short-term growth.

Long form, because, well, lets be honest, size does matter and short term because what goes up and then back down is loads (hopefully loads and loads and loads!) of fun on a recurring basis.

Yields are important too. I find that the higher the yield the more fun it is to ... you know, sustain the growth for as long as possible until my investors beg for release. Of course, cleanup costs could cut into our profits. But I always wash my hair every other day anyways and I already get a high volume discount at my dry cleaners.


- Doctor "Let's See How Long I Can Sustain That Growth of Yours" Liz

 

[99Freedom]

Dear Dr Liz

Do you watch people, who you don’t know, masturbate? If so, how often? And, finally, how should a masturbater breach the subject to get viewers?

Thanks in Advance,
Cock in Hand

 

[YoungToy]

Dear Dr. Liz,

Is there a cure for sexual desires? To not feel the need to submit sexually and instead be arroused by being sexually dominant? Can the internal voice be silenced and eradicated, or is it stuck there begging forever? Is there a roll over between sexual desires and social desires?

Any advice,
Would be nice,
To cure this vice,
And not think twice.

Sincerely,
Frustrated

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz

Do you watch people, who you don’t know, masturbate? If so, how often? And, finally, how should a masturbater breach the subject to get viewers?

Thanks in Advance,
Cock in Hand

Dear Cock In Hand,

Of course I do. All the time. I take my patient's personal techniques and my clinical research very seriously.

Like most women I'm a big fan of honesty. For instance, you could start a thread called I Want To Masturbate For You and ask for reviews and commentary.

Now, is there anything else that's on your mind?


- Doctor "What's On Your Mind?" Liz

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear Late Night Lit'ter,

My experience with Lit at late hours is somewhat limited as I usually work late hours so I'm rarely on here late at night. However, the couple of times I have logged on late, at least late in the Pacific time zone, I have noticed a sort of frantic desperation that I find unappealing. Also, in my limited experience, it seems like fewer people that I know are logged on late at night so that makes it less fun too, at least for me.

However, there's nothing wrong with mixing up our regular routines. It's entirely possible that you will find the love of your life, or at the very least, the love of your life right now, in those late night hours.

So I say, if you're awake, why lay in bed staring at the ceiling? Why not see who else is "up"? LOL

'Sexting' is what I call seductive convo's over email, text or any online forum like this. But playful teasing is a good word for it too. (even though that's two words )

In regards to this playful lady who seems to like to toy with you when you aren't able to give her the full on attention that she deserves, it could be on purpose or it could be just that your skeds aren't syncing. You shouldn't blame her. She's probably just looking for a good time on her sked, not yours. (she might have to go to work right as you're getting off from work so if you want to get off before she does, well then, I suggest you just let nature take its course.)

As far as taking it on the chin, YES! I recommend to most of my patients that they take it on the chin at least once so that they know what it feels like. If a little gets in your mouth or in your hair, then you too can experience what it's like to get a sorry-not-sorry guilty grin from someone who promised they would give you enough warning. It's a lesson I had to learn when I was growing up time and time again and it's one you should learn or at least experience once in your life too.


- Doctor "Sit Back And Relax" Liz

I'll admit the staying up late thing might have been FOMO, but the whole desperation thing was very insightful, almost like a nightclub after last orders.

I don't think I'll take your advice on taking it on the chin even for empathy, though I'm fairly sure if I was ever lucky be be anywhere near you I'd probably have to warn you before you'd even started, just a hunch

 

[investor2020]

Dr. Liz, relaxing after a difficult morning seminar at another of her overseas "medical" junkets.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz, relaxing after a difficult morning seminar at another of her overseas "medical" junkets.

Stress-reduction is my specialty.

Especially my own stress reduction!

Seminars all day and then gangbangs all night can really be exhausting! I'm not 20 anymore you know!

(but don't tell anyone! lol)

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

Is there a cure for sexual desires? To not feel the need to submit sexually and instead be arroused by being sexually dominant? Can the internal voice be silenced and eradicated, or is it stuck there begging forever? Is there a roll over between sexual desires and social desires?

Any advice,
Would be nice,
To cure this vice,
And not think twice.

Sincerely,
Frustrated

Dear Frustrated,

This is a great question.

You'll be happy to know the answer is YES!

The temporary cure for sexual desires is sex.

The long-term cure for sexual desires is age.

Your second question strikes me not so much a question as a statement. My first impression was that you were a woman based on your questions and the username you choose for Lit. But I'm glad I checked your profile so I could answer you properly. There is no right or wrong when it comes to a willingness to be submissive OR a desire to be sexually dominant. Although, some in our patriarchal (for now) society would disagree with me about that, I am not here to judge anyone.

Currently (and again, this is changing as we speak) most men are brought up in a way that leads them to believe that they are expected to take the lead in seeking out sexual partners. Most women like to feel desirable and enjoy, even expect, to be pursued. It's the way things are. Again, at least for now.

Clearly, this current "norm" turns you on. Although hopefully not in an over-aggressive, rapey way. If that's the case, we need to have a different kind of talk because the advice I'm about to give you does not apply.

Assuming you aren't a violent, sexist, socio-path, I will answer your third question with a question: Why try to silence and eradicate that voice? It's primal. It can be super hot for us women too. A little rough sex from time to time can help a relationship, even a marriage, last and grow in fresh, exciting ways for years and years.

However, if you are talking about a voice in your head that tells you to go buy a van and start abducting random women that don't see you coming for your own deviant pleasures, you DEFINITELY need to work on healing that voice and making it go away and die forever. There are lots of ways to do this: immediate and regular counseling, massive amounts of Thorazine, doing your community a favor and playing russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver tonight. I have ZERO compassion for rapists and guys with rapist tendencies - either seek help or like I said, do the world a favor if your "not think twice" rhyme was about a desire to rape someone.

The answer to your fourth question (did you have some sort of GroupOn or something?!!) is also a big, resounding YES. There is absolutely a "roll over", a connection, between sexual desires and social desires. A very important one. Being kinky AF in the bedroom goes great with being successful and charming everywhere else. THAT combo will take you places you won't believe!


- Doctor "Playtime Needs To Be Fun For Everyone" Liz

 

[sixfoot4]

Dear Dr Liz
Sometimes my penis gets hard and, if I touch it, it feels funny and white stuff comes out. Am I normal?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz
Sometimes my penis gets hard and, if I touch it, it feels funny and white stuff comes out. Am I normal?

Dear Hard and Feeling Funny,

Hmmm ... that sounds serious. You better make an appointment with my receptionist and come in to see me or one of my assistants ASAP.

You'll have to show me what's happening so I can see for myself and suggest appropriate therapies (there might be more than one).

Do you have a favorite color? Whenever I see a new patient I like to wear their favorite color. Sometimes it helps them feel more comfortable, sometimes even more enthusiastic


- Doctor "I May Need To Touch It For You" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

THIS is why I should get into the therapy biz for real in the RW.

It's why bars and dating apps are in business, right? Why not me?

Take it from a woman, no you don't!

What's NOT working in your love life?

Ask me anything.

I'll be honest.

I'll be direct.

And I'll add a spoonful or two of humor (and honey ) to any tough to swallow advice.



- Doctor "Use Me While You Still Can" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Sometimes when it gets busy and the waiting area starts to get a little crowded,

I ask my receptionist to go out and thank everyone for waiting. She has a cute way of doing it. At least imho.

Usually a few guys get tired of waiting not long afterwards she does and end up leaving.
It's okay though because it helps reduce the wait time for those who decide to stay.

Plus, when I'm really behind schedule, sometimes I send JJ out to thank everyone for waiting in her own special way.

I wish I could just figure out who's stealing all the Kleenex in the waiting area though. We run out almost every single day!

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear Dr Liz,

What's your opinion on No Nut November, have you ever met anyone that attempted it? How many people do you think you've made fail it? Also what lunatic started it? (I'm so not participating)

I should probably apologize as my morning situation has heavily influenced my question. I would ask of you've ever masturbated in work, but I'm fairly sure I know the answer

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

What's your opinion on No Nut November, have you ever met anyone that attempted it? How many people do you think you've made fail it? Also what lunatic started it? (I'm so not participating)

I should probably apologize as my morning situation has heavily influenced my question. I would ask of you've ever masturbated in work, but I'm fairly sure I know the answer

Dear No Holding Back,

I absolutely LOVE No Nut Novembers! Because it always leads to Huge Nut Decembers!

Yes, I have met people, men and a few women in fact, who have gone for it. Women don't nut like you guys of course, but we do have orgasms - it's actually an even bigger deal for us because we need our orgasms - we HAVE TO DO IT or otherwise all the men would die.

I know several guys on here who have gone for it too. Some succeeded. Most didn't. Based on some of the PM's I get, I may or may not have been the cause of some of those failures, who knows?

I'm afraid I take offense at being called a lunatic. Many of my friends tell me it was a brilliant idea and the fact that it's catching on proves it. It's keeps you guys out of our hair (literally) for a whole month, it gives us some girl time before the holidays, AND, well I already mentioned Huge Nut December

You'll have to save that last question for next time. But yeah, you probably already know the answer.


- Doctor "Sometimes The Question Is More Important Than The Answer" Liz

 

[sixfoot4]

Dear Dr Liz,
Please help me. I dont know who else to turn too. You see, I've always liked porn, watch it for hours in my home office when 'working from home', nutting when the missus is away.
But recently I found this thing called Literotica. Oh my goodness, a gold mine, I just can't get off it. Well, that's the problem, I'm getting off on it all day long. Stories, naughty pics...and these messages asking me to do ..well, better not said.
My work supervisor is getting on my case. Says to 'up my workrate'.
Well, that's the problem, I have upped my Jo workmate!
Please help me, because either I'll be sacked or my willy wonka will fall off!

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear No Holding Back,

I absolutely LOVE No Nut Novembers! Because it leads to Huge Nut December!

Yes, I have met people, men and a few women in fact, who have gone for it. Women don't nut like you guys of course, but we do have orgasms - it's actually an even bigger deal for us because we need our orgasms - we HAVE TO DO IT or otherwise all the men would die.

I know several guys on here who have gone for it too. Some succeeded. Most didn't. Based on some of the PM's I get, I may or may not have been the cause of some of those failures, who knows?

I'm afraid I take offense at being called a lunatic. Many of my friends tell me it was a brilliant idea and the fact that it's catching on proves it. It's keeps you guys out of our hair (literally) for a whole month, it gives us some girl time before the holidays, AND, well I already mentioned Huge Nut December

You'll have to save that last question for next time. But yeah, you probably already know the answer.


- Doctor "Sometimes The Question Is More Important Than The Answer" Liz

Dear Dr Liz,

I'd like to apologize for the lunatic comment, though I'll admit I didn't think you'd attempt to participate, cause more men than you know to fail yes, participate, no I hadn't thought of that.

I forgot husband's and boyfriend's being out of your hair, I was thinking more of single men like myself who almost become obsessed if the psi isn't relieved every so often.

I should probably leave the masturbating at work thing for another day, I'd just be frustrating myself, this shift isn't over for, just over 13 hours

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

I'd like to apologize for the lunatic comment, though I'll admit I didn't think you'd attempt to participate, cause more men than you know to fail yes, participate, no I hadn't thought of that.

I forgot husband's and boyfriend's being out of your hair, I was thinking more of single men like myself who almost become obsessed if the psi isn't relieved every so often.

I should probably leave the masturbating at work thing for another day, I'd just be frustrating myself, this shift isn't over for, just over 13 hours

Dear Confused,

What on Earth makes you think I would participate in something so crazy?!!

Did you miss the part where I said all the men would die if too many women participated in No Nut November? I never, NEVER intended for women to participate in it.

You asked "Who started' the idea? and I said don't call me a lunatic. I invite you to do the math.


- Doctor "Don't Blame Me Even If It's My Fault" Liz

 

[Bigspurt]

Dear No Holding Back,

I absolutely LOVE No Nut Novembers! Because it leads to Huge Nut December!

Yes, I have met people, men and a few women in fact, who have gone for it. Women don't nut like you guys of course, but we do have orgasms - it's actually an even bigger deal for us because we need our orgasms - we HAVE TO DO IT or otherwise all the men would die.

I know several guys on here who have gone for it too. Some succeeded. Most didn't. Based on some of the PM's I get, I may or may not have been the cause of some of those failures, who knows?

I'm afraid I take offense at being called a lunatic. Many of my friends tell me it was a brilliant idea and the fact that it's catching on proves it. It's keeps you guys out of our hair (literally) for a whole month, it gives us some girl time before the holidays, AND, well I already mentioned Huge Nut December

You'll have to save that last question for next time. But yeah, you probably already know the answer.


- Doctor "Sometimes The Question Is More Important Than The Answer" Liz

There is no way that I could ever even consider No Nut November or even a no nut week. Maybe a couple of days hear and there, but November? Nope!

 

[LizVegas79]

There is no way that I could ever even consider No Nut November or even a no nut week. Maybe a couple of days hear and there, but November? Nope!

Try to go for a week and report back to us, okay? Please, please, pretty please?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,
Please help me. I dont know who else to turn too. You see, I've always liked porn, watch it for hours in my home office when 'working from home', nutting when the missus is away.
But recently I found this thing called Literotica. Oh my goodness, a gold mine, I just can't get off it. Well, that's the problem, I'm getting off on it all day long. Stories, naughty pics...and these messages asking me to do ..well, better not said.
My work supervisor is getting on my case. Says to 'up my workrate'.
Well, that's the problem, I have upped my Jo workmate!
Please help me, because either I'll be sacked or my willy wonka will fall off!

Dear Working It Too Hard,

Admitting you have a problem is a good first step on any road to recovery.

But honestly, I don't see the problem. It sounds to me like you're handling everything quite well. You seem to have reached a perfect work/wife/life balance so I would encourage you not to change a thing.

Everyone's productivity goes down when they work from home. Everyone knows it. Especially your boss. Do you think you're the only one slacking off on his team? No way. Hell, you might even be his top performer (in more ways than one ) so tell him to go fuck himself and see what he says. If he doesn't admire you for standing up for yourself, then there's something wrong with HIM not you. If you can't stand up for yourself at the moment because you're not wearing any pants, then that's okay too. I'm sure he'll get the message that you are a strong-willed, independently minded person of great personal integrity.

I would encourage you to be more open and honest with your wife though. Maybe let her catch you on one of your favorite Lit threads. I would suggest "White Women Who Love BBC" or my thread about "Swingers Parties". Those are both two things that EVERY woman fantasizes about from time to time and who knows? You may discover that you two have some kinky common interests.

Two other good threads you might want to consider are "Shoe Porn" (every woman loves shoes - you absolutely can't go wrong letting her catch you on that thread) and CFNM, because if she is even the slightest bit mad at you, many of the posts on the CFNM threads will give her several excellent ideas for ways to punish/treat you.

I hope you will take my suggestions and report back to me about how it goes. I love helping people in your situation and I can't wait to hear about all the ways my advice will change your life.


- Doctor "I Find Men Like You Amusing" Liz

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear Confused,

What on Earth makes you think I would participate in something so crazy?!!

Did you miss the part where I said all the men would die if too many women participated in No Nut November? I never, NEVER intended for women to participate in it.

You asked "Who started' the idea? and I said don't call me a lunatic. I invite you to do the math.


- Doctor "Don't Blame Me Even If It's My Fault" Liz

Dear Dr Liz

I did six days by accident, to say that was a powerful failure would be an understatement.

I'm somewhere between thinking you're using November as some sort of psychology chastity belt for mad men, or you just like the idea of a guy spontaneously cumming in his trousers, probably in your vaccinity

On a slightly related note does the male gaze increase in November?

Shane

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz

I did six days by accident, to say that was a powerful failure would be an understatement.

I'm somewhere between thinking you're using November as some sort of psychology chastity belt for mad men, or you just like the idea of a guy spontaneously cumming in his trousers, probably in your vaccinity

On a slightly related note does the male gaze increase in November?

Shane

Dear Failing Powerfully,

It does. But like I said earlier, the trade-offs are worth it!

Hmm, apparently I'm a little more transparent than I thought. Either that, or not cumming for six days has somehow made you a little smarter. Psychological chastity belts are my bread and butter. Of course making a guy spontaneously nut in his pants is one of my favorite hobbies. It also saves on MY dry cleaning bills. But do me a favor and keep it to yourself please. I need guys to believe that I'll let them last longer than it takes them to undress. Otherwise my billable hours really tank!

So Shane, enough of all this clever figuring out things all by yourself.

Tell me a little about yourself. For instance, do you find me attractive?

And if so, in what way? and what exactly would you like to do to me?


- Doctor "It's For Your File" Liz

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear Failing Powerfully,

It does. But like I said earlier, the trade-offs are worth it!

Hmm, apparently I'm a little more transparent than I thought. Either that, or not cumming for six days has somehow made you a little smarter. Psychological chastity belts are my bread and butter. Of course making a guy spontaneously nut in his pants is one of my favorite hobbies. It also saves on MY dry cleaning bills. But do me a favor and keep it to yourself please. I need guys to believe that I'll let them last longer than it takes them to undress. Otherwise my billable hours really tank!

So Shane, enough of all this clever figuring out things all by yourself.

Tell me a little about yourself. For instance, do you find me attractive?

And if so, in what way? and what exactly would you like for me to do for you?


- Doctor "It's For Your File" Liz

Of course I do, and I'd like to do anything you'd like to do, provided this boner goes away by the end of the session.

 

[LizVegas79]

Of course I do, and I'd like to do anything you'd like to do, provided this boner goes away by the end of the session.

That's better.

Same old Shanie.

Okay, let's have a look at it and see what we can do.

Oh my! You really do think I'm attractive don't you? My goodness!

 

[Bigspurt]

Try to go for a week and report back to us, okay? Please, please, pretty please?

I don’t know. It could make me crazy and my balls blue.