Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

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"No, I'm just Dr. Liz's new receptionist. She says I'm not ready to treat any of her patients yet.

BUT ... I did just get a promotion and now I'm one of what she calls our official Self-Serve Receptionists.

So ... if you want to look at me and self-service your own therapy in our Waiting Room go for it.

It's not quite as therapeutic as what JJ, or Nova or Dr Liz can do for you, but it is a little bit cheaper.
And usually faster too because, well, you know, most of the time guys are a lot faster
than girls at doing self - ... oh look, you finished your self-therapy already! Good for you!

Could you hand me a couple of tissues please sweetie?"
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Leash therapy? Hadn't heard of that one but you are known for your cutting edge treatments.

Will you be streaming live video on your website? Will Nova and JJ be allowed to speak or only bark?

No one puts JJ on a leash! (I heard a line like that in the movie, Dirty Dancing, so why not here? :D)

Not unless you want to get bitten! :rolleyes:
 
That's so funny you say that Nova because I was thinking about tying you two together and bringing you both with me on a leash.

Great minds think alike I guess, huh? :rolleyes:

Tie/leash. If you're pervy enough, I guess you could see those two as the same thing. :D
 
Leash therapy? Hadn't heard of that one but you are known for your cutting edge treatments.

Will you be streaming live video on your website? Will Nova and JJ be allowed to speak or only bark?

I'm not sure if the Littie Awards are going to be on ABC or CBS this year. You'll have to check with IHC or Suzanne
but streaming live video does make a lot of sense.

I am soooo known for my cutting edge treatments ... and my cutting edge tongue.
Which is why I probably won't get a single vote at the Litties this year! lol

No one puts JJ on a leash! (I heard a line like that in the movie, Dirty Dancing, so why not here? :D)

Not unless you want to get bitten! :rolleyes:

Playful biting can be absolutely multi-orgasmic!

I'm in!

Nova?

Tie/leash. If you're pervy enough, I guess you could see those two as the same thing. :D

I do not consider myself "pervy" Nova. You of all people should know that.

I prefer being referred to as "a strong, smart, confident, independent, mixed race woman who knows what she wants
out of life and isn't afraid to live her dreams in the face of a patriarchal hegemony."

Or, "bitch goddess cum slut" - I also go by that. ;) :)

But never "pervy". That just doesn't fit me. Besides, I'm half Latina remember?

Calling an empowered Latina "pervy" is more than a little redundant.

And when she's your boss, well, then it's totally playing with fire too!
Are you sure you want to do that? :D :kiss: :heart:
 
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And when she's your boss, well, then it's totally playing with fire too!
Are you sure you want to do that? :D :kiss: :heart:

You see, Nova? This is why I keep telling you we need to be in a union of some sort. I wonder if there is such a thing as The Sex Therapist Union where we can join and they can help us deal with our bullying boss. :D
 
Playful biting can be absolutely multi-orgasmic!

I'm in!

Nova?

Biting, you say? You're in, you say?

No question marks required. ;)

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I do not consider myself "pervy" Nova. You of all people should know that.

Or, "bitch goddess cum slut" - I also go by that. ;) :)

But never "pervy". That just doesn't fit me. Besides, I'm half Latina remember?

Calling an empowered Latina "pervy" is more than a little redundant.

And when she's your boss, well, then it's totally playing with fire too!
Are you sure you want to do that? :D :kiss: :heart:
Oh, my! Now we're including fire!

I so want to do that. :devil:;):cattail:

LizVegas79 said:
I prefer being referred to as "a strong, smart, confident, independent, mixed race woman who knows what she wants
out of life and isn't afraid to live her dreams in the face of a patriarchal hegemony."
*wins the internet today* :heart:
 
You see, Nova? This is why I keep telling you we need to be in a union of some sort. I wonder if there is such a thing as
The Sex Therapist Union where we can join and they can help us deal with our bullying boss. :D

Umm, Liz is really sexy when she's being a bully, so can we unionize over something else?

'Cause you and me as union reps---crazy sexy. We could charge union dues for ourselves! ;)

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Umm, Liz is really sexy when she's being a bully, so can we unionize over something else?

'Cause you and me as union reps---crazy sexy. We could charge union dues for ourselves! ;)

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That's even a better idea! You're so smart, Nova. :D:heart:

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That's so cute. You think you two are going to organize a union at MY clinic?

As soon as I finish laughing ... well let's just say I know two pretty little White girls who
are going to have VERY red bottoms ... and other very sore red parts in about one hot minute
unless they come up with a new plan pronto! ;) :)
 
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That's so cute. You think you two are going to organize a union at MY clinic?

As soon as I finish laughing ... well let's just say I know two pretty little White girls who
are going to have VERY red bottoms ... and other very red parts in about one very hot minute
unless they come up with a new plan pronto! ;) :)

And all this ~waves my hand at the above posting~ is supposed to *discourage* us from continuing in the very same way how??? :D;)
 
And all this ~waves my hand at the above posting~ is supposed to *discourage* us from continuing in the very same way how??? :D;)

Lol :D

I know, right? :D


Okay! That's it!

We're closing early today.

We have to "talk". In my office. NOW!"



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"So tell me more about this cute little union organizing idea of yours again
and umm, I forget, whose idea was it originally?"
 
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"So tell me more about this cute little union organizing idea of yours again
and umm, I forget, whose idea was it originally?"

Oh. Well that would be Nova's idea for sure. I would NEVER dream about organizing or joining a union. Why would I? 😇 I have the greatest boss ever! :D
 
I've always felt that unions, having achieved their original objective of giving workers proper recognition and a voice in the workplace, went too far by placing longevity over merit, and job specializations that continued long beyond their usefulness . . .

BUT . . . when confronted with a work place that is dominated by a leather clad, whip bearing, long legged, spike heeled, gladiator shoe shod owner who threatens retribution. . . well maybe there is a place for a new union to protect the employees . . . UNLESS they really like that! :devil:

So JJ and Nova, stand up for what you want . . . or bend over for what you may need . . . the choice is yours. ;)

Tho' the name Ladies United for Sexual Therapy (LUST) has a nice ring to it . . . jus' say'n.
 
I've always felt that unions, having achieved their original objective of giving workers proper recognition and a voice in the workplace, went too far by placing longevity over merit, and job specializations that continued long beyond their usefulness . . .

BUT . . . when confronted with a work place that is dominated by a leather clad, whip bearing, long legged, spike heeled, gladiator shoe shod owner who threatens retribution. . . well maybe there is a place for a new union to protect the employees . . . UNLESS they really like that! :devil:

So JJ and Nova, stand up for what you want . . . or bend over for what you may need . . . the choice is yours. ;)

Tho' the name Ladies United for Sexual Therapy (LUST) has a nice ring to it . . . jus' say'n.

:D

That's really clever, investor. I like it. I'm going to nominate Nova to be the President of LUST! :D
 
:D

That's really clever, investor. I like it. I'm going to nominate Nova to be the President of LUST! :D

JJ,

You mean we have to endure another campaign and election? And, you know Nova .... there's no telling what she'll do to "raise" campaign funds ! .... and, if she wins, who knows who she will stuff into her cabinet ? .... can the country weather another scandal ? .... well, it probably would be fun to watch :D ... now, where's my popcorn ? ;)

Brain "Save Me a Seat On the Front Row Please" Teez
 
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It was ALL JJ. Unless a spanking is involved. Then it's ALL me. :D


Why is it that when I watch that "I'm So Excited and I Just Can't Hide It" video loop the word "cowgirl" pops into my head ? ..... what does that even mean ? ... does that mean I'm a sick person ? .... do I need some "therapy" at Doctor Liz's clinic ? (please say Yes) .... Whiskey or Leash ? .... :devil:

When is the next available appointment ? :D
 
I've always felt that unions, having achieved their original objective of giving workers proper recognition and a voice in the workplace, went too far by placing longevity over merit, and job specializations that continued long beyond their usefulness . . .
You and me, investor, we are of one mind on this topic.

investor said:
BUT . . . when confronted with a work place that is dominated by a leather clad, whip bearing, long legged, spike heeled, gladiator shoe shod owner who threatens retribution. . .
Imma stop you right there. 'Cause that thought is sexy AF. :devil:

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So JJ and Nova, stand up for what you want . . . or bend over for what you may need . . . the choice is yours. ;)
Good ideas, both, indeed, but JJ and I pose to the beat of our own drummer.
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Tho' the name Ladies United for Sexual Therapy (LUST) has a nice ring to it . . . jus' say'n.
I. LOVE. THIS!:kiss:

:D

That's really clever, investor. I like it. I'm going to nominate Nova to be the President of LUST! :D
I am ALL about that! :devil:

Oh, wait. You said I would *be* the President of LUST. I thought you said *do* the President of LUST. Considering this is Liz's domain... :eek:
 
JJ,

You mean we have to endure another campaign and election? And, you know Nova .... there's no telling what she'll do to "raise" campaign funds ! .... and, if she wins, who knows who she will stuff into her cabinet ? .... can the country weather another scandal ? .... well, it probably would be fun to watch :D ... now, where's my popcorn ? ;)

Brain "Save Me a Seat On the Front Row Please" Teez

Did someone say "scandal" ??? Yay!

Scandal #1- Nova buys votes.
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^^Photographic evidence.

I'm just getting started...:cool:
 
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