Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[clistenovena]

Why is it that when I watch that "I'm So Excited and I Just Can't Hide It" video loop the word "cowgirl" pops into my head ? ..... what does that even mean ? ... does that mean I'm a sick person ? .... do I need some "therapy" at Doctor Liz's clinic ? (please say Yes) .... Whiskey or Leash ? ....

When is the next available appointment ?

Whiskey Therapy is so on trend right now.

Reverse cowgirl or forward like?

Asking for a friend.

 

[BrainTeez]

Did someone say "scandal" ??? Yay!

Scandal #1- Nova buys votes.
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/28/c6/04/28c6047b3d33302b77f4008f2ec5fd7c--color-splash-money.jpg

^^Photographic evidence.

I'm just getting started...

Nova!

Is that my $10k retainer between your cheeks! It looks a lot like it! Have you been in Doctor Liz's safe again! She's gonna cane your hide! JJ, please video and stream that .... Hell, it could probably be a pay-per-view blockbuster ... OMG, a revenue stream idea ! .... I want credit for that one damnit.

And Nova, please, you're "just getting started" ..... like you ever stopped! .... who do you think you're kidding? We know you darling, and, remember, I've seen your reviews on SugarDaddy.com.

Brain "Nova's Not Pulling Her Wool Over My Eyes" Teez

 

[BrainTeez]

Whiskey Therapy is so on trend right now.

Reverse cowgirl or forward like?

Asking for a friend.

OMG, is that what "cowgirl" means ? <<me blushing uncontrollably>> .... I thought ladies rode side-saddle? .... Boy, do I feel stupid .... Nova, will you teach me more, please, PLEASE ! ....

To answer your question, I prefer the view of "forward like" ... I like to see a woman's eyes roll back in her head .... I like to see her drop her head onto mine .... and, I think forward tends to put a little more pressure on her g-spot .... plus, forward gives me the chance to nibble on a nipple ..... Reverse is nice too .... I know, I'll have one of each please!

Brain "Can't Wait for Nova to Hit the Rodeo Circuit" Teez

 

[clistenovena]

Nova!

Is that my $10k retainer between your cheeks! It looks a lot like it! Have you been in Doctor Liz's safe again! She's gonna cane your hide! JJ, please video and stream that .... Hell, it could probably be a pay-per-view blockbuster ... OMG, a revenue stream idea ! .... I want credit for that one damnit.

And Nova, please, you're "just getting started" ..... like you ever stopped! .... who do you think you're kidding? We know you darling, and, remember, I've seen your reviews on SugarDaddy.com.

Brain "Nova's Not Pulling Her Wool Over My Eyes" Teez

Silly man. I would never pull my wool over your eyes. Not above grabbing a blindfold, though.

And you said "revenue stream." ~hands you 2 free passes to the leash therapy room~ You're welcome.

 

[clistenovena]

OMG, is that what "cowgirl" means ? <<me blushing uncontrollably>> .... I thought ladies rode side-saddle? .... Boy, do I feel stupid .... Nova, will you teach me more, please, PLEASE ! ....

To answer your question, I prefer the view of "forward like" ... I like to see a woman's eyes roll back in her head .... I like to see her drop her head onto mine .... and, I think forward tends to put a little more pressure on her g-spot .... plus, forward gives me the chance to nibble on a nipple ..... Reverse is nice too .... I know, I'll have one of each please!

Brain "Can't Wait for Nova to Hit the Rodeo Circuit" Teez

https://images.assetsdelivery.com/compings_v2/nickvango/nickvango1604/nickvango160400043.jpg
Wanna ride?

Ooo!! Another revenue stream idea!

 

[clistenovena]

Scandal #2- Nova's new campaign button

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SQetxo7dwyI/AAAAAAAAAh8/ZV2erZFmaqw/s400/WatersSexVoteBooth.jpg

 

[BrainTeez]

Silly man. I would never pull my wool over your eyes. Not above grabbing a blindfold, though.

And you said "revenue stream." ~hands you 2 free passes to the leash therapy room~ You're welcome.

Silly girl, you know I want to bury my eyes in your wool ! .... and bury my tongue slightly farther south !

 

[BrainTeez]

Scandal #2- Nova's new campaign button

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SQetxo7dwyI/AAAAAAAAAh8/ZV2erZFmaqw/s400/WatersSexVoteBooth.jpg

Butt, aren't the Russians going to be watching ... or is it the Ukranians? .... Oh, I don't care, I'm not bashful !

 

[BrainTeez]

https://images.assetsdelivery.com/compings_v2/nickvango/nickvango1604/nickvango160400043.jpg
Wanna ride?

Ooo!! Another revenue stream idea!

That's a rhetorical question, right? .... I mean, of course I wanna ride! .... and let me tell you little lady, it's going to take her a lot longer than 8 seconds to buck me off of her !

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh. Well that would be Nova's idea for sure. I would NEVER dream about organizing or joining a union. Why would I? I have the greatest boss ever!

Awww, someone's getting a free gift card in her locker today

(don't worry, I'll use my master key)

https://i2.wp.com/media4.giphy.com/media/3oEjHCNirIKcGoil44/giphy.gif


It was ALL JJ. Unless a spanking is involved. Then it's ALL me.

I should have known it was you Nova.

When will you ever learn?

(actually I hope that you never do!)

I've always felt that unions, having achieved their original objective of giving workers proper recognition and a voice in the workplace, went too far by placing longevity over merit, and job specializations that continued long beyond their usefulness . . .

BUT . . . when confronted with a work place that is dominated by a leather clad, whip bearing, long legged, spike heeled, gladiator shoe shod owner who threatens retribution. . . well maybe there is a place for a new union to protect the employees . . . UNLESS they really like that!

So JJ and Nova, stand up for what you want . . . or bend over for what you may need . . . the choice is yours.

Tho' the name Ladies United for Sexual Therapy (LUST) has a nice ring to it . . . jus' say'n.

Dear Union Ball Buster,

I totally agree re: unions. They need to remember to stay merit based. Not sure why that's so hard for them to do but clearly having a woman like me in charge would help immeasurably (lol)

Ladies United for Sexual Therapy - okay, bring me your proposal so that we can discuss it over one or three bottles of champagne. I want a full presentation though. A professional, floor show, clothing not optional presentation to great music!

Doctor "Who's Your Union Boss?" Liz

That's really clever, investor. I like it. I'm going to nominate Nova to be the President of LUST!

Sure. Nominate the blonde to be in charge. God this is such a popularity contest already!

 

[LizVegas79]

Good ideas, both, indeed, but JJ and I pose to the beat of our own drummer.
https://s.smutty.com/media_smutty_2/b/e/c/c/m/beccasmith-mshim-5bd718.jpg


I. LOVE. THIS!


I am ALL about that!

Oh, wait. You said I would *be* the President of LUST. I thought you said *do* the President of LUST. Considering this is Liz's domain...

That's okay gf, you can be President.

But what's over President? Just as long as I get to be that okay?

JJ,

You mean we have to endure another campaign and election? And, you know Nova .... there's no telling what she'll do to "raise" campaign funds ! .... and, if she wins, who knows who she will stuff into her cabinet ? .... can the country weather another scandal ? .... well, it probably would be fun to watch ... now, where's my popcorn ?

Brain "Save Me a Seat On the Front Row Please" Teez

It's hard to say how low Nova will stoop on her knees to win ANY election. I mean, she's the community bicycle of her HOA and everyone has gone for a ride. So my money's on pretty freaking low!

Did someone say "scandal" ??? Yay!

Scandal #1- Nova buys votes.
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/28/c6/04/28c6047b3d33302b77f4008f2ec5fd7c--color-splash-money.jpg

^^Photographic evidence.

I'm just getting started...

You bring a whole new meaning to the term "laundering money" gorgeous!

Whiskey Therapy is so on trend right now.

Reverse cowgirl or forward like?

Asking for a friend.

Reverse cowgirl everyday of the week and twice on Sundays for me please!

Scandal #2- Nova's new campaign button

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SQetxo7dwyI/AAAAAAAAAh8/ZV2erZFmaqw/s400/WatersSexVoteBooth.jpg

It's so refreshing that you're bringing honesty back to politics gf!

 

[BrainTeez]

It's hard to say how low Nova will stoop on her knees to win ANY election. I mean, she's the community bicycle of her HOA and everyone has gone for a ride. So my money's on pretty freaking low!

Reverse cowgirl everyday of the week and twice on Sundays for me please!

.... she's the community bicycle of her HOA and everyone has gone for a ride.... .... I'm ROTFL ! .... and, I'm moving to Nova's neighborhood asap !

Reverse cowgirl everyday of the week and twice on Sundays for me please! .... Your husband is such a lucky man ! ... I hope for your sake he never forgets that ! (like you would let him)

 

[JerseyJade]

Good ideas, both, indeed, but JJ and I pose to the beat of our own drummer.
https://s.smutty.com/media_smutty_2/b/e/c/c/m/beccasmith-mshim-5bd718.jpg

Lol

Exactly.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sure. Nominate the blonde to be in charge. God this is such a popularity contest already!

I only nominated her because she throws good parties. I mean.. we've been to her parties before and they were just regular parties. Imagine what kind of party she would have if it was a celebration party??? Talk about rockin'. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.

 

[lustfulraj]

Whiskey Therapy is so on trend right now.

Reverse cowgirl or forward like?

Asking for a friend.

Gimme both

 

[investor]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/fb6e736e1edd5b9139c065de3ad69939/1826cf1b0ed3aa4c-7f/s640x960/aacd390b271d918815c5565191bd8d55e1cdbeaa.png

Love what you've done with the reception room at the clinic, Dr. Liz!

 

[clistenovena]

Silly girl, you know I want to bury my eyes in your wool ! .... and bury my tongue slightly farther south !

Hey! I live in the South. Funny co-ink-ee-dink.

Butt, aren't the Russians going to be watching ... or is it the Ukranians? .... Oh, I don't care, I'm not bashful !

Ooo! I like when people watch. You're on a roll here.

That's a rhetorical question, right? .... I mean, of course I wanna ride! .... and let me tell you little lady, it's going to take her a lot longer than 8 seconds to buck me off of her !

Or was it a rhetorical question?? Really. Was it? I'm now confused.

(psst- I'm really not.)

 

[clistenovena]

Awww, someone's getting a free gift card in her locker today

Suuuuuuuure. Reward the cute suck up.

(don't worry, I'll use my master key)

The master key?!? Gah! JJ gets away with everything!

I should have known it was you Nova.

Aaaaaaand I get blamed for everything.

NO, I am not being hyperbolic.

Okay, I am, but whatever.

When will you ever learn?

(actually I hope that you never do!)

Great minds think alike, good Doctor.

Sure. Nominate the blonde to be in charge. God this is such a popularity contest already!

Umm, need I remind you exactly why blondes became so popular?

Obviously, I need.

(And since you brought up neighborhoods, the following fits *perfectly* for the blonde popularity and me working the block issue.)

Here we go...


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman and started canvassing her neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?”

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”

The man replied, “I'm sure she knows. It's obvious where the porch is." So the wife and the man were both rather shocked when, a short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” he asked, surprised.

“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man aimed a smirk at his wife then reached in his pocket for the fifty dollars and handed it to the blonde.

As the blonde walked down the steps, she turned her head to look back at the man, a bright smile on her face. “Oh, by the way,” the blonde said, “you should know. That’s not a Porch. It’s a Ferrari.”

And there you have it.

 

[JerseyJade]

Suuuuuuuure. Reward the cute suck up.


The master key?!? Gah! JJ gets away with everything!



Aaaaaaand I get blamed for everything.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/27/33/76/27337694cfc26fb6ee9acd228bbddebe.gif

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh Good Lord! I wasn't expecting to see THIS going on in the waiting room today.

Oh, Liz! Nova is showing off again!

 

[clistenovena]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/27/33/76/27337694cfc26fb6ee9acd228bbddebe.gif

You are so fucking cute. Biatch.

Oh Good Lord! I wasn't expecting to see THIS going on in the waiting room today.

Oh, Liz! Nova is showing off again!

Please. That's not showing off. This is showing off.

 

[JerseyJade]

Please. That's not showing off. This is showing off.

That's not showing off! That's my idea of a fun night!

or day....

or whatever..

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Whiskey Therapy is so on trend right now.

Reverse cowgirl or forward like?

Asking for a friend.

I go away for a while and look at this place!

First the correct answer to the above is "You ride whatever way you like Babe. Just as long as you're riding me."

Second, to paraphrase Captain jack Sparrow: Why is there no whisky? Am I gonna have to deal with the Gent from Chicago again?

Cute gif JJ. You too Nova (showing off).

Where's the boss lady? Where's the Caddy? Where's Angela and her brothers? There's going to be work to do, and I can't drive into the desert alone.

 

[clistenovena]

I go away for a while and look at this place!

First the correct answer to the above is "You ride whatever way you like Babe. Just as long as you're riding me."

Second, to paraphrase Captain jack Sparrow: Why is there no whisky? Am I gonna have to deal with the Gent from Chicago again?

Cute gif JJ. You too Nova (showing off).

Where's the boss lady? Where's the Caddy? Where's Angela and her brothers? There's going to be work to do, and I can't drive into the desert alone.

This place goes haywire without Liz here to boss every...umm, organize and manage everyone.

You paraphrased Jack Sparrow. That makes you even sexier than usual.

We *always* have whisky. And here's your all-filled-up, cowgirl-inspired flask of your favorite.

https://i.imgur.com/LPZ8U4Tm.jpg

Ride 'em, Cowboy!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

This place goes haywire without Liz here to boss every...umm, organize and manage everyone.

You paraphrased Jack Sparrow. That makes you even sexier than usual.

We *always* have whisky. And here's your all-filled-up, cowgirl-inspired flask of your favorite.

https://i.imgur.com/LPZ8U4Tm.jpg

Ride 'em, Cowboy!

Well thank you. It's 7:20 am here, so, "Fuck yeah I need a taste!"

Are you gonna join me?

https://cdn.pornpics.com/pics1/2017-12-19/486024_01big.jpg

Don't worry; I only smoke cigars from the Dominican Republic.