Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

Fuck yeah!

Oh and lots of it too!

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh and lots of it too!

Uh, huh.

 

[LizVegas79]

I always feel so refreshed after hitting the gym for a quick swim at lunch.

But, sometimes I do end up running late when it's time to get back to work and I don't have time to change back into my work clothes.

I hope my afternoon appointments won't mind?

 

[Yesok1]

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I always feel so refreshed after hitting the gym for a quick swim at lunch.

But, sometimes I do end up running late when it's time to get back to work and I don't have time to change back into my work clothes.

I hope my afternoon appointments won't mind?

Booking my tickets to Vegas now! If that's what you wear to work, I damn hate to see what you wear out.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Mmmm, I love looking at my old vacation photos. She was my first redhead.

I think it's time for you to start an Instagram account devoted to a photo catalog of your vacations.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Oh I don't care what kind it is. Just as long as it's fat and juicy!

That really tempts me to take on a moonlighting job delivering pizzas.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Mmmm, I love looking at my old vacation photos. She was my first redhead.

I’m still with my first redhead, although your friend is stunning. I hope the carpet (if any) matches the drapes.

 

[petes478]

Oh I don't care what kind it is. Just as long as it's fat and juicy!

Oh goodie. You’re buying what I’m selling

 

[LizVegas79]

"Don't be embarrassed, sweetie. It's perfectly natural for you to have a boner right now.
We're talking about sex and specifically, what turns you on. That's why I require all my
patients to be completely naked during our sessions - so that I can tell precisely what's
going on with them on an emotional AND on a physical level. Honestly, if you didn't have
a boner right now I'd think there was something wrong with you. So, please, continue."

 

[Pad_Foot]

Is it ok if it drips too?

 

[LizVegas79]

Is it ok if it drips too?

Totally fine, sweetie. Perfectly natural.

You're probably a little backed up.

But I can fix that for you either during this session or at your next one.

 

[investor2020]

Dear Dr. Liz -

I'm afraid that my relationship with the Amish lady has not worked out for the better. We did love each other, but there were just too many difficulties with the ultimate outcome.

I didn't mind the butter churning or walking behind the horse with a plow, but I just could not give up some of the conveniences of modern life. I mean: when was the last time you used a dial phone? . . . or depended totally on batteries for electricity? . . . or have to use a pump to get water?

I asked her to leave the Amish community and marry me, but she said she could not do that, that she was commited to the Amish life style. The only alternative to stay with her was to commit to become Amish. I'm sorry, but I just don't look good in black, with an unkept long beard, wearing a hat at all times, and traveling only in a horse-drawn carriage.

Do you recommend any dating sites that I might use to get re-introduced to the real world again?

Yours in relationship regret,

Unrequited Lover, but ready to move on

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

"Don't be embarrassed, sweetie. It's perfectly natural for you to have a boner right now.
We're talking about sex and specifically, what turns you on. That's why I require all my
patients to be completely naked during our sessions - so that I can tell precisely what's
going on with them on an emotional AND on a physical level. Honestly, if you didn't have
a boner right now I'd think there was something wrong with you. So, please, continue."

I’d be more than happy to continue Doctor, but why are you putting on that harness and hiding my clothes from me?

 

[LizVegas79]

I’d be more than happy to continue Doctor, but why are you putting on that harness and hiding my clothes from me?

It's all part of the therapy, sweetie.

Now say, "I've been a very bad boy and I need to be taught a lesson."

 

[Familiemom]

Dear Liz

I wonder if its normal for a divorced woman like me to have so high sexdrive as I have now? I am 43 and love to have sex with both men and women. I have to have orgasms as mush as possible. Is it normal or am i un-normal?

Sandra

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz -

I'm afraid that my relationship with the Amish lady has not worked out for the better. We did love each other, but there were just too many difficulties with the ultimate outcome.

I didn't mind the butter churning or walking behind the horse with a plow, but I just could not give up some of the conveniences of modern life. I mean: when was the last time you used a dial phone? . . . or depended totally on batteries for electricity? . . . or have to use a pump to get water?

I asked her to leave the Amish community and marry me, but she said she could not do that, that she was commited to the Amish life style. The only alternative to stay with her was to commit to become Amish. I'm sorry, but I just don't look good in black, with an unkept long beard, wearing a hat at all times, and traveling only in a horse-drawn carriage.

Do you recommend any dating sites that I might use to get re-introduced to the real world again?

Yours in relationship regret,

Unrequited Lover, but ready to move on

Dear Amished-Out,

I knew you truly tried to make that relationship work. I can only imagine what it must have been like for you.

Every healthy relationship needs to be a two-way street and it sounds like she not only was stuck in the past, it was a one-way street in the past, too. I know how much you enjoyed churning butter with her (except of course when "the accident" happened).

This must be so hard for you. "It" must be so hard too since I know she wasn't exactly spontaneous about her sexuality. I know you're probably very, very backed up right now and eager to get re-in-doctor-nated in the real world, but you need to stop and congratulate yourself for doing the right thing and ending the relationship before the community wide, summer solstice orgy when all bets are off and all carnal sins are forgiven for 24hours. You were probably just going to fall in love with her all over again, or worse, with one of thee young nubile neighbors eager to explore their sexuality.

You need to spice up your love life quick so I recommend hotlatinaswholikeitinthebutt.com and hotlatinaswholovemessyfacials.com for starters.

hotlatinaswholovebringinghomemessycreampiestotheirbfs.com is another good resource to find the kind of caring, loving, pop and move on attention that you need.

You might also consider checking out naughtybrokenredheads.com a couple of weeks after the other three for a little variety.

As always, please do keep me updated and let me know how it's doing and who you're putting it into.

btw, what's a "dial phone"?


- Doctor "Thee Hast Doneth The Right and Righteous Thing Believeth It Or Not" Liz

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

It's all part of the therapy, sweetie.

Now say, "I've been a very bad boy and I need to be taught a lesson."

I’m not sure how bad I’ve been, but I'd love for you to teach me a lesson. By the way, is that a vibrating dildo in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

 

[nothingatall27]

I'll be in Italy if anyone needs me!

Does anyone know how to say "I love my super cute new shoes but I need a foot rub pronto!" in Italian?

You wouldn’t need to say a thing, just find a single guy, dangle that heel, wave him over

 

[Purple_Fronds]

I'll be in Italy if anyone needs me!

Does anyone know how to say "I love my super cute new shoes but I need a foot rub pronto!" in Italian?

No. But I’m betting there’s a hand gesture

 

[nothingatall27]

It's all part of the therapy, sweetie.

Now say, "I've been a very bad boy and I need to be taught a lesson."

Feeling eager to learn from you doc.

 

[jadrnjhome]

Dear Wrecked,

I'm so sorry to hear about your loss.

Regardless whether the accident was recent or a little while ago I totally understand your COMPLETELY NATURAL desire.

This may sound simplistic but you simply have to put yourself out there. Take a few (polite) risks with women you already know or new ones that you go out and meet. I've been told guys hate when a woman says this but it's true: we're out there. we're everywhere. you just have to look for us.

Finding someone to make a long-term commitment with takes time. You have to be patient. It could even be someone you already know.

So in the meantime dare to dare. Have some fun. Trust me, there are a lot of divorced, very horny women in their 40's out there who are feeling just as lonely as you. Some of them go to your grocery store, your bank, work in the building where you work - we're literally everywhere you are. You just have to learn how to find a way to talk to us without sounding like a total perv. Believe it or not, we love to fuck just as much as you do but it can't be the first impression we get from you.

So try to remember, sex is not usually a very good conversation starter for most women.

Also, remember, lots of women in their 40's were young and inexperienced when they got married so they are just as new to the dating scene as you are. And some of them want to make up for lost time so you could end up with lots of smiles on your face if you play your cards right. You don't have to be a millionaire to woo women. You just have to be considerate and nice and not threatening.

I've heard dating apps are crazy now but don't give up on them. Go find someone on OnlyFans if you just need some physical intimacy or are trying to date someone 10-20 years younger than you. Otherwise, spend some time and put up a nice profile on one of the more mainstream dating apps. I hear those apps are crazy these days and that there are a lot of cons on them, but I personally know of and have heard of many, many online connections and we-met-on-the-internet marriages.

Please keep in touch and let me know about any challenges or happy endings,


- Doctor "Don't Give Up" Liz

This is exactly what I needed to read. I am afraid to get out there, but I know that's the only way to find someone. I appreciate the advice very much.

 

[LizVegas79]

I’m not sure how bad I’ve been, but I'd love for you to teach me a lesson. By the way, is that a vibrating dildo in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Feeling eager to learn from you doc.

I see following instructions is going to be a challenge right from the beginning.

 

[base10]

Dr Liz,

I've had the longtime fantasy of eating my own cum, or smearing it on my face. The thought of cum play turns me on and I love the taboo of it. I'm sure like plenty of other guys, as soon as I cum the desire goes away and I never go through with it.

Do you have any advise or can you help with me following through on making myself into a cummy mess?

 

[LizVegas79]

This is exactly what I needed to read. I am afraid to get out there, but I know that's the only way to find someone. I appreciate the advice very much.

Aww, you're welcome sweetie. Anytime. Please keep me updated on how it's going with you as you take those first steps and start getting out there.

Don't rush into anything but do DARE TO LOVE AGAIN!

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz,

I've had the longtime fantasy of eating my own cum, or smearing it on my face. The thought of cum play turns me on and I love the taboo of it. I'm sure like plenty of other guys, as soon as I cum the desire goes away and I never go through with it.

Do you have any advise or can you help with me following through on making myself into a cummy mess?

Dear Face-Painter,

Believe it or not I do! I was actually just helping several other guys with this exact same (perfectly natural) desire a couple of weeks ago.

Try this, the next time you get the urge to try this:
#1 - lay down on your back and prop yourself up so that you're at about a 45 degree angle.
#2 - gently, lovingly stroke yourself (oil or lotion highly recommended) as you watch, stare at or imagine whatever starter fluid you need to get going.
#3 - aim your fully teased, fully engorged love cannon directly up at your face and think of not so innocent high school girls blowing the football team under the bleachers after some championship game or something.
#4 - lean your face down and FIRE AWAY!
#5 - clean up the mess as soon, or as later, as you want.

OPTIONAL (but HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) Step #6 - get dressed without showering or washing your face and go about your day as a secret cummy mess .


- Doctor "Ready, Aim, Fire" Liz