Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[base10]

Dear Face-Painter,

Believe it or not I do! I was actually just helping several other guys with this exact same (perfectly natural) desire a couple of weeks ago.

Try this, the next time you get the urge to try this:
#1 - lay down on your back and prop yourself up so that you're at about a 45 degree angle.
#2 - gently, lovingly stroke yourself (oil or lotion highly recommended) as you watch, stare at or imagine whatever starter fluid you need to get going.
#3 - aim your fully teased, fully engorged love cannon directly up at your face and think of not so innocent high school girls blowing the football team under the bleachers after some championship game or something.
#4 - lean your face down and FIRE AWAY!
#5 - clean up the mess as soon, or as later, as you want.

OPTIONAL (but HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) Step #6 - get dressed without showering or washing your face and go about your day as a secret cummy mess .


- Doctor "Ready, Aim, Fire" Liz

Thank you for the help Dr, and the instant arousal at reading this

 

[Pad_Foot]

Dear Face-Painter,
Try this, the next time you get the urge to try this:
#1 - lay down on your back and prop your feet on the wall behind your head so that you're at about a 330 degree angle
- Doctor "Ready, Aim, Fire" Liz

Fixed that..,

 

[LizVegas79]

"I apologize for the long wait guys. All of my appointments have been running long today for some reason.
I'll give anyone who wants to reschedule $10 off their next appointment. Or you can just wait your turn
today like good boys. So. Who wants to be next?"


(spoiler alert: someone put her face on my bod for some reason )

 

[LizVegas79]

"Who has a nice, big, juicy problem for me?"

 

[Pad_Foot]

"Who has a nice, big, juicy problem for me?"

You were about to address my drippy problem. Honestly it mainly happens during these office sessions ! Perhaps I’m allergic to something in the room ?

 

[Trubbycat]

I am obsessed with beautiful women in fetish gear...

but if you hold my hand I'll crumble into mush.

It's complicated.

 

[LizVegas79]

You were about to address my drippy problem. Honestly it mainly happens during these office sessions ! Perhaps I’m allergic to something in the room ?

Dear Drippy,

Perhaps.

Or you might be allergic to cotton.

Take off all your clothes for me so that we can start to determine what does and doesn't stimulate your senses.


- Doctor "Lay Down And Relax" Liz

 

[Pad_Foot]

Right here? Now? With the door open and your secretary watching??!!

 

[LizVegas79]

I am obsessed with beautiful women in fetish gear...

but if you hold my hand I'll crumble into mush.

It's complicated.

Dear Obsessed,

Interesting.

You probably have a fear of intimacy. By focusing on women way out of your league in fetish gear, you are trying to mask regret over past failed relationships with pain, or the threat of pain, in the present. Probably to avoid actual intimacy and risk of rejection. Again.

I suspect this is a pattern that is unlikely to solve itself until you deal with those past regrets.

Let go of the past, forgive yourself and forgive whomever else is necessary for you to move on with your life in a more satisfying, fulfilling, and realistic way.

- Doctor "Denial Ain't Just A River In Egypt" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Right here? Now? With the door open and your secretary watching??!!

Awww, sweetie ... do you have a little performance anxiety? Just do your best. I promise she's very generous with her scoring.

 

[Trubbycat]

Dear Obsessed,

Interesting.

You probably have a fear of intimacy. By focusing on women way out of your league in fetish gear, you are trying to mask regret over past failed relationships with pain, or the threat of pain, in the present. Probably to avoid actual intimacy and risk of rejection. Again.

I suspect this is a pattern that is unlikely to solve itself until you deal with those past regrets.

Let go of the past, forgive yourself and forgive whomever else is necessary for you to move on with your life in a more satisfying, fulfilling, and realistic way.

- Doctor "Denial Ain't Just A River In Egypt" Liz

But... I'm a catch! I bathe periodically and sometimes have a job!

 

[LizVegas79]

But... I'm a catch! I bathe periodically and sometimes have a job!

Hmm, those are two irresistible qualities in a man.

Well, maybe you're just unlucky then?

 

[mpeters]

Dear Doctor Liz,

I hope you might have something that can actually help me in my situation. In the past several weeks, I have had five women responding to my online efforts to meet someone to play with, and every single time it starts out great, or so it seems, but then we chat or text or message back and forth and then… things stop, usually rather suddenly. I don’t know if I’m just going on too much or maybe the questions I’m asking them are too pushy or what the deal is, but I’m honestly beginning to feel that each of these times they’re just trying to play me until they’re bored with me and then go look for someone else. I keep hoping one of these will turn into a real life meetup but nothings happening for me. Frankly, it’s getting exhausting, and I feel like just giving up entirely. Maybe it’s my being on the spectrum that’s sabotaging things. Any thoughts, o wise mistress?

Signed,
Can’t seal the deal

 

[whenagain]

Dear Doctor Liz,

I hope you might have something that can actually help me in my situation. In the past several weeks, I have had five women responding to my online efforts to meet someone to play with, and every single time it starts out great, or so it seems, but then we chat or text or message back and forth and then… things stop, usually rather suddenly. I don’t know if I’m just going on too much or maybe the questions I’m asking them are too pushy or what the deal is, but I’m honestly beginning to feel that each of these times they’re just trying to play me until they’re bored with me and then go look for someone else. I keep hoping one of these will turn into a real life meetup but nothings happening for me. Frankly, it’s getting exhausting, and I feel like just giving up entirely. Maybe it’s my being on the spectrum that’s sabotaging things. Any thoughts, o wise mistress?

Signed,
Can’t seal the deal

Dr Liz. . .

I’m trying to take this whole thing seriously: I have a real problem!

But I am very charming and handsome but my girlfriend just wants to fuck other men when she can. I agreed to be open but is there something I’m missing here?

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

"I apologize for the long wait guys. All of my appointments have been running long today for some reason.
I'll give anyone who wants to reschedule $10 off their next appointment. Or you can just wait your turn
today like good boys. So. Who wants to be next?"


(spoiler alert: someone put her face on my bod for some reason )

It’s shameful that someone would desecrate a picture of you by photoshopping another face over yours. I’ll gladly come in for a private photo shoot so I can capture your true self on film (or digits) so I can repair this atrocity.

 

[LizVegas79]

It’s shameful that someone would desecrate a picture of you by photoshopping another face over yours. I’ll gladly come in for a private photo shoot so I can capture your true self on film (or digits) so I can repair this atrocity.

Oh you're so sweet. Thank you for your wonderful generosity.

But ... what if I can't afford to pay you anything right now?

Maybe, I could return the favor some other way?

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Oh you're so sweet. Thank you for your wonderful generosity.

But ... what if I can't afford to pay you anything right now?

Maybe, I could return the favor some other way?

I would be content to be in your presence; however, if you insist how about a private counseling session where we delve deep into my mind (my wants, needs, desires)? That might be compensation enough.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doctor Liz,

I hope you might have something that can actually help me in my situation. In the past several weeks, I have had five women responding to my online efforts to meet someone to play with, and every single time it starts out great, or so it seems, but then we chat or text or message back and forth and then… things stop, usually rather suddenly. I don’t know if I’m just going on too much or maybe the questions I’m asking them are too pushy or what the deal is, but I’m honestly beginning to feel that each of these times they’re just trying to play me until they’re bored with me and then go look for someone else. I keep hoping one of these will turn into a real life meetup but nothings happening for me. Frankly, it’s getting exhausting, and I feel like just giving up entirely. Maybe it’s my being on the spectrum that’s sabotaging things. Any thoughts, o wise mistress?

Signed,
Can’t seal the deal

Dear Non-Sealer,

What little I know about the dating world these days mostly comes from talking with other women at work. It's important to note that most of these women are either floor dealers, cocktail waitresses, floor managers, or working in the Vegas resort and entertainment sector in some other capacity so it may or may not be an accurate read that applies to where you live.

That said, I am going to be brutally honest with you. There are, by their own admissions, not just a few, but from what I can tell based on the single women I know and the dating horror stories I hear from the single/divorced/looking male co-workers I'm friendly with and my husband's single guy friends, there A LOT of single women out there using dating apps just to hustle free fancy dinners, free concerts, free whatever nights. When the guy gets too serious, they just dump him and move on to the next guy in their inbox. It sucks. I'm sorry.

On behalf of all the other women out there in the world, I apologize for their behavior because NOT all women are like that. AT ALL.

Also, most women, I'd guess probably around 90%, are pretty leery of meeting guys in person they've met on the internet. So, on top of everything else you're only dealing with the roughly 5-10% of women who are willing to meet a guy in person they've met on the internet.

And it's weird too. Because most of these women ARE, or say they are actually looking to meet someone. But they're acting like pretty little butterflies going from flower (wallet) to flower (wallet) and not spending the time to really get to know anyone. AND they actually complain about meeting a nice guy they might sort of like but they never call back.

On a different note, if by "meeting online to play" you're talking about a hookup site for adults like Lit, then there's something slightly different going on.

If that's the kind of website you're meeting these women you're striking out with on, most likely they've hooked up with someone else they met before you and it either went great and they are happily ever after (for the time being), or, it was a disaster and now they're scared to make a connection with any other guys online.

Either way, my advice is to keep being sincere.
Keep being honest about what you're looking for.
Absolutely NO DICK PICS!!! (unless they ask lol)
And just keep believing you will meet the person you are suppose to be with eventually. Maybe not even through the internet!

Keep me posted how it goes.


- Doctor (No I'm Not Single) Liz

Dr Liz. . .

I’m trying to take this whole thing seriously: I have a real problem!

But I am very charming and handsome but my girlfriend just wants to fuck other men when she can. I agreed to be open but is there something I’m missing here?

Dear When Again,

I thought he was being serious.

Did I miss something?

Being charming and handsome and having a gf who wants to fuck other men are two completely unrelated things.

And yes, you are missing something.

If you agree to be open, you actually have to BE open. Otherwise you're just a hypocrite and making the situation harder for yourself because there's nothing hotter to a woman than revenge sex with some cute, rando she picks up at a bar to get back at the guy she's dating/married to who pissed her off.


- Doctor ("Don't Ever Piss Me Off Or I'll Fuck Around On You") Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

I would be content to be in your presence; however, if you insist how about a private counseling session where we delve deep into my mind (my wants, needs, desires)? That might be compensation enough.

Awww, you're so sweet.

Sure, that sounds fun. Who knows what we'll find, right? Exciting!

And while we're at it, maybe I'll let you delve deep into some part of me too.

Or maybe I'll just make you worship at my feet. It all depends on my mood that day.


- Doctor ("I Might Be Moody As Hell, But I'm Worth It I Promise") Liz

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Awww, you're so sweet.

Sure, that sounds fun. Who knows what we'll find, right? Exciting!

And while we're at it, maybe I'll let you delve deep into some part of me too.

Or maybe I'll just make you worship at my feet. It all depends on my mood that day.


- Doctor ("I Might Be Moody As Hell, But I'm Worth It I Promise") Liz

Worship at your feet, explore your most inner recesses, it’s a win-win for me!

 

[Purple_Fronds]

Dear Non-Sealer,

What little I know about the dating world these days mostly comes from talking with other women at work. It's important to note that most of these women are either floor dealers, cocktail waitresses, floor managers, or working in the Vegas resort and entertainment sector in some other capacity so it may or may not be an accurate read that applies to where you live.

That said, I am going to be brutally honest with you. There are, by their own admissions, not just a few, but from what I can tell based on the single women I know and the dating horror stories I hear from the single/divorced/looking male co-workers I'm friendly with and my husband's single guy friends, there A LOT of single women out there using dating apps just to hustle free fancy dinners, free concerts, free whatever nights. When the guy gets too serious, they just dump him and move on to the next guy in their inbox. It sucks. I'm sorry.

On behalf of all the other women out there in the world, I apologize for their behavior because NOT all women are like that. AT ALL.

Also, most women, I'd guess probably around 90%, are pretty leery of meeting guys in person they've met on the internet. So, on top of everything else you're only dealing with the roughly 5-10% of women who are willing to meet a guy in person they've met on the internet.

And it's weird too. Because most of these women ARE, or say they are actually looking to meet someone. But they're acting like pretty little butterflies going from flower (wallet) to flower (wallet) and not spending the time to really get to know anyone. AND they actually complain about meeting a nice guy they might sort of like but they never call back.

On a different note, if by "meeting online to play" you're talking about a hookup site for adults like Lit, then there's something slightly different going on.

If that's the kind of website you're meeting these women you're striking out with on, most likely they've hooked up with someone else they met before you and it either went great and they are happily ever after (for the time being), or, it was a disaster and now they're scared to make a connection with any other guys online.

Either way, my advice is to keep being sincere.
Keep being honest about what you're looking for.
Absolutely NO DICK PICS!!! (unless they ask lol)
And just keep believing you will meet the person you are suppose to be with eventually. Maybe not even through the internet!

Keep me posted how it goes.


- Doctor (No I'm Not Single) Liz



Dear When Again,

I thought he was being serious.

Did I miss something?

Being charming and handsome and having a gf who wants to fuck other men are two completely unrelated things.

And yes, you are missing something.

If you agree to be open, you actually have to BE open. Otherwise you're just a hypocrite and making the situation harder for yourself because there's nothing hotter to a woman than revenge sex with some cute, rando she picks up at a bar to get back at the guy she's dating/married to who pissed her off.


- Doctor ("Don't Ever Piss Me Off Or I'll Fuck Around On You") Liz

Wow, really nice to hear an honest view and great advice, all be it depressing.
I would if I may that it also comes down to self respect, which is always easier said than done, but I believe crucial for both parties.

 

[LizVegas79]

Wow, really nice to hear an honest view and great advice, all be it depressing.
I would if I may that it also comes down to self respect, which is always easier said than done, but I believe crucial for both parties.

Agreed. Self-respect is so important in a relationship. When both partners don't have any, it's usually endless accusations and doubt that end up killing the relationship.

If one partner has self-respect and the other doesn't, that can actually work, but it usually isn't very healthy (even if one of them enjoys being submissive).

Mutual respect AND self-respect are two of the keys to a long and healthy and satisfying relationship.

 

[bunny4med]

"I apologize for the long wait guys. All of my appointments have been running long today for some reason.
I'll give anyone who wants to reschedule $10 off their next appointment. Or you can just wait your turn
today like good boys. So. Who wants to be next?"


(spoiler alert: someone put her face on my bod for some reason )

Are open to a doctor to doctor consultation?

 

[TheVegasMark]

Dr Liz...I can see you are the premier DOC here in Vegas....Very Impressive...!!

 

[bunny4med]

Where is that doctor of mine? Thinking of her long legs and high heels is making me a wreck.