Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[BrainTeez]

I prefer the word, "slut", thank you.. but yeah, whore works, too.

Dear JJ,

You've been a little quiet lately .... are you seeing another thread behind my back ?

Actually, I think I like the idea of you behind my back .... so, that's OK with me.

I've posted a few replies this morning, but, don't want you to think you've been forgotten .... so, for you, sweet JJ, I have this ....

" ... March Forth and Fornicate Your Brains Out ! " -- BT


P.S. yes, I still think JJ is sweet, no matter what Liz and Nova say

 

[hotcpu]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FixedWeepyKitfox-mobile.mp4

"I want you all to listen very carefully to me. I have some important announcements
that I would like to share with you. These announcements are all for your own good
and the good of our patients. Our patients must come first. We must do everything
in our power to make sure our patients are not only happy, but also completely 100% satisfied.
Now, how can I help you achieve the happiness that you so richly deserve?

I'm sorry Darlin what was it you said .... I got Distracted!!!

 

[LizVegas79]

I really need help Doc. Please see my previous entry. The titties are everywhere! Two hundred and twenty-two pairs on today's list. AND I HAVEN'T EVEN CHECKED OUT FETISH YET!

Signed

Altogether: that's 444.

ps Airplane? No? Surely you are kidding...

Dear Inundated By Boobs,

You poor thing. Maybe instead of wearing pants you should just wear a robe around the house (or whenever you're on the Amateur Pics thread) so that you'll be a little more comfortable down there.

As a side note, I would say that if you're still able to keep count of all the boobies you're seeing you're probably okay.

a) it proves your eyesight is still pretty good
and b) it proves your math skills are still pretty good (the ability to stop counting is one of the last things to go with someone who's truly over-sexed)

Now, just look at me

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FixedWeepyKitfox-mobile.mp4

and listen to the sound of my voice. Everything's going to be okay sweetie. I double our little secret promise you!

Doctor "I'm Wearing Clothes For Your Own Good Today" Liz

What's the diff between a whore and a slut?

~ponders~

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Easy! A whore does it for money and a slut does it because she likes it!

Guess that means you and me are both both, huh?

Makes me wanna...

https://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/gallery/25853310_170x100.png

If you lick my kitty then I'm licking yours. It's only fair. Plus, I make the rules

"Open door" ? .... is that anything like Doctor Liz's "Open Her Legs for Her Neglected Husband" policy ? ..... If yes, then that's good with me, thank you.

Dear BT,

Our open door policy is only in effect when we're running a little behind on our appointments and we need to keep things interesting for those still waiting their turn in the Reception Area.

And my husband is sooo NOT neglected I promise you!

Doctor "My Husband Can't Keep Up With Me, Can Yours?" Liz

Dear Nova,

Are all those missed calls I've been getting lately from an "unknown" number from you ? ..... If so, would you please either leave me a voicemail or unhide your number ? .... or, maybe tease me just a little by giving me your area code ? .... PM would be fine

Nova - fyi if you're doing house calls just remember the house still gets its cut.

(and just so we're on the same page, I'm the house )

I'm sorry Darlin what was it you said .... I got Distracted!!!

Well I would have been sad if you were listening.

I see Mister Happy didn't get distracted though. He certainly seems like he's fully awake and at attention

 

[nutoseen]

A little sph and cfnm

Hi.

I was seen with shrinkage one time while trying to jerk off and it made me cum immediately. now i want to be around a woman or women with shrinkage and be teased and play with myself for them/her. I live in WA. how the hell do i make this happen without being seen as a whack a doo? p.s. i am a little shy as well.

Advice?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear Inundated By Boobs,

You poor thing. Maybe instead of wearing pants you should just wear a robe around the house (or whenever you're on the Amateur Pics thread) so that you'll be a little more comfortable down there.

As a side note, I would say that if you're still able to keep count of all the boobies you're seeing you're probably okay.

a) it proves your eyesight is still pretty good
and b) it proves your math skills are still pretty good (the ability to stop counting is one of the last things to go with someone who's truly over-sexed)

Now, just look at me

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FixedWeepyKitfox-mobile.mp4

and listen to the sound of my voice. Everything's going to be okay sweetie. I double our little secret promise you!

Doctor "I'm Wearing Clothes For Your Own Good Today" Liz

Two. Two perfect boobies (was that a test?). I'm just gonna run that 15 or 20 more times to be sure.

Thx Doc, I needed that

PS., despite the perfect titties, it is seriously hard not to stare her in the eyes...

 

[clistenovena]

Dear Nova,

Has Doctor Liz cut back on her training budget? I would think you would know the diff.

I was probably in Liz's closet during that part of the class.

Lahore is a city in Pakistan; La slut is in my bed. See ? .... simple really.

One, I hear that's a beautiful city. And two, lucky slut.

Easy! A whore does it for money and a slut does it because she likes it!

Guess that means you and me are both both, huh?

You can make money having sex?!?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/5ff67177d1e7e54f61915d4bff6daf31/tenor.gif?itemid=9684992

If you lick my kitty then I'm licking yours. It's only fair. Plus, I make the rules

I'm not normally one for rules, but this rule makes total sense to me.

 

[clistenovena]

"Open door" ? .... is that anything like Doctor Liz's "Open Her Legs for Her Neglected Husband" policy ? ..... If yes, then that's good with me, thank you.

Oh, it's better than that policy. And that's saying something (not sure what, but just go with it 'cause it'll be fun, promise).

Nova - fyi if you're doing house calls just remember the house still gets its cut.

(and just so we're on the same page, I'm the house )

Damn. Nothing gets past you.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Dearest Doctor Liz;

Since the media is certain we're all going to either die of COVID or the resultant shortages in healthcare or food wrought by COVID panic, is there any reason we shouldn't just throw caution to the wind, STD's be damned...and fuck in a big pile to pass the time whilst waiting for the world to end?

 

[clistenovena]

Dear JJ,

You've been a little quiet lately .... are you seeing another thread behind my back ?

You gotta watch out for those quiet ones, you know.

P.S. yes, I still think JJ is sweet, no matter what Liz and Nova say

Liz and I say she's amazing.

Dear Nova,

Are all those missed calls I've been getting lately from an "unknown" number from you ? ..... If so, would you please either leave me a voicemail or unhide your number ? .... or, maybe tease me just a little by giving me your area code ? .... PM would be fine

Mmm. I like a good tease now and again.

I was going to send a PM to tell you my area code, but that's no fun. Just come over here...I'll whisper it to you.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Ef5fzYwvSITkI/giphy.gif

 

[JerseyJade]

Dear JJ,

You've been a little quiet lately .... are you seeing another thread behind my back ?

Actually, I think I like the idea of you behind my back .... so, that's OK with me.

I've posted a few replies this morning, but, don't want you to think you've been forgotten .... so, for you, sweet JJ, I have this ....

" ... March Forth and Fornicate Your Brains Out ! " -- BT


P.S. yes, I still think JJ is sweet, no matter what Liz and Nova say

Aww, BT.. you're so sweet. You really are.

I'm sorry I haven't been on here much.. but I've been kind of distracted lately. You see.. I was kind of busy....

HAVING A BABY! So there's that.

Okay, seriously though.. thank you Papa BT for your wisdom and advice. Coming from such a sweet and smart man such as yourself, I feel honored.... but the last thing on my mind right now is... HAVING SEX!

Maybe next week though.

Liz and I say she's amazing.

Not as amazing as you and Liz, though.

 

[clistenovena]

I'm sorry I haven't been on here much.. but I've been kind of distracted lately. You see.. I was kind of busy....

HAVING A BABY!

~big hug for JJ~ Ooo! That new bundle of precious! And his wonderful mommy!

... but the last thing on my mind right now is... HAVING SEX!

That's okay. I'll have it on my mind for you! What we do for our besties, right?

Not as amazing as you and Liz, though.

Just as amazing.

 

[LizVegas79]

Hi.

I was seen with shrinkage one time while trying to jerk off and it made me cum immediately. now i want to be around a woman or women with shrinkage and be teased and play with myself for them/her. I live in WA. how the hell do i make this happen without being seen as a whack a doo? p.s. i am a little shy as well.

Advice?

Dear Shrinky,

Aww, look at your little guy all scared and trying to hide from us. He's like a cute little mushroom I want to pop in my mouth and put in my tummy.

Well, pathetic little perverts like you have their place. Mostly at my feet as I watch movies on Netflix but you do serve other purposes as well too I guess. I suggest that you get into the restaurant or bar business even just on a part-time basis. Cocktail waitresses tend to be real ball busters and many of us (I use to be one) have recurring anger issues with men. As a waiter, or bartender or member of the kitchen staff you could find yourself on the receiving end of that anger on at least a weekly basis I'm sure. Even way up there in Washingon.

Doctor "Shutup And Fix Me A Drink Shrinky" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Two. Two perfect boobies (was that a test?). I'm just gonna run that 15 or 20 more times to be sure.

Thx Doc, I needed that

PS., despite the perfect titties, it is seriously hard not to stare her in the eyes...

Our eyes are the windows to our souls.

And our boobs are the PIN number to your bank account.

 

[Booboobear84]

Two. Two perfect boobies (was that a test?). I'm just gonna run that 15 or 20 more times to be sure.

Thx Doc, I needed that

PS., despite the perfect titties, it is seriously hard not to stare her in the eyes...

Yes looked a long time at the eyes. i also loved the necklace

 

[Booboobear84]

Our eyes are the windows to our souls.

And our boobs are the PIN number to your bank account.

You've apparently never tried to get to the bank account of someone with Nova Scotian heritage. We're legendarily cheap.

 

[LizVegas79]

I was probably in Liz's closet during that part of the class.

One, I hear that's a beautiful city. And two, lucky slut.


You can make money having sex?!?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/5ff67177d1e7e54f61915d4bff6daf31/tenor.gif?itemid=9684992


I'm not normally one for rules, but this rule makes total sense to me.

Whenever you can't find Nova always check the sybbie closet in my office first. The slut may have a problem, but you didn't hear it from me. lol

Love that show! "Holy Mother Forking Shirtballs" is like a thing where I work. I swear we all say it at least once or twice a night!

Some rules are made to be broken. Others aren't

Aww, BT.. you're so sweet. You really are.

I'm sorry I haven't been on here much.. but I've been kind of distracted lately. You see.. I was kind of busy....

HAVING A BABY! So there's that.

Okay, seriously though.. thank you Papa BT for your wisdom and advice. Coming from such a sweet and smart man such as yourself, I feel honored.... but the last thing on my mind right now is... HAVING SEX!

Maybe next week though.


Not as amazing as you and Liz, though.

Isn't it wonderful? JJ had a baby! I'm so, so, SOOO happy for her.
(and that she told the rest of you because I was literally busting trying to keep the secret!! LOL)

I'm not crazy about the line forming in the Reception Area of course. But next week will be fine JJ. We'll get by until then ... somehow

 

[LizVegas79]

Yes looked a long time at the eyes. i also loved the necklace

Yeah, it's one of my favorites too. I forget who gave it to me though

You've apparently never tried to get to the bank account of someone with Nova Scotian heritage. We're legendarily cheap.

Challenge accepted.

Sounds like a fun Bucket List item!

 

[Booboobear84]

Yeah, it's one of my favorites too. I forget who gave it to me though



Challenge accepted.

Sounds like a fun Bucket List item!

Color me clueless, had no idea that's you. Seriously thought it was a model. My wife makes necklaces(hobby), so I tend to pay attention to them.

Also, when I was a kid, my father and I went out to get the Christmas tree (live in Boston). My father asked how much for the tree, upon receiving the answer, he indicated how outrageous the price was. the seller said, what are you from Nova Scotia (my father did not have an accent, yes there is one), and I promptly said yes. I think he just conceded on the price at that point.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/673c4ba691b2bc6db004422440bbf130/b599b401eac3f2e9-da/s1280x1920/56ed65e8fb7ff92f2494af7a9b347ae2e402c6a1.jpg

"What? There are a bunch of cute guys in the Reception Area with sexual problems?
But I haven't finished my coffee yet. Fine, start sending them in. I'll handle them one by one."

 

[LizVegas79]

Color me clueless, had no idea that's you. Seriously thought it was a model. My wife makes necklaces(hobby), so I tend to pay attention to them.

No, I was just kidding. That's not really me.
(some people might think I could be her older sister though )

That's a fun hobby! Does she sell them or just make them for herself and her friends?

(I need a hobby like that)

 

[LizVegas79]

"Whoa, I think I see your problem.

https://cdn.milffox.com/milffox/t/1/772/ad2aea3bbd1050e84e2a0f0b9fdeea1d.jpg

Umm, Nova? Could you please join me in Exam Room #1 for a patient consult? And I mean STAT okay?

Also, call JJ and tell her her maternity leave is temporarily cancelled! We've got a all hands on deck emergency here!"

 

[Booboobear84]

No, I was just kidding. That's not really me.
(some people might think I could be her older sister though )

That's a fun hobby! Does she sell them or just make them for herself and her friends?

(I need a hobby like that)

For herself and family. She was a math major, and worked the costume shop in college (she couldn't believe they paid her to do that). She has an incredible sense of patterns and also plays with asymmetry. The thing that makes her stuff great is that she doesn't treat them as art for their own sake. She designs them with the skin tone and wardrobe of the person in mind. She's making one for my sis-in-law (Nordic blonde) that will work with white and beach colored clothing. It's all bead work with semi-precious stones and gold and silver beads. Not expensive stuff, but not cheap either.

 

[CuMex1]

Dr Liz,

What do you think of hot dogging? If you didnt know it's where I place my dick between her butt cheeks and thrust vigorously with no actual penetration until I cum hard. A few times it's worked as a precursor for her to let me stick it in her butthole which is heaven for me (she will let me put it in her In that special hole on special occasion or when she desires) As you see she has a real big ass but She isnt so much into it as I am but she let's me do it because she knows I like to do it. I really get off on it and I blow a big load on her ass cheeks, ass crack or back. She doesnt like for me to get it on her hair though but sometimes it happens because my penis has a bit of an upward curve to it. 9n which case she gets mad lol .

 

[LizVegas79]

For herself and family. She was a math major, and worked the costume shop in college (she couldn't believe they paid her to do that). She has an incredible sense of patterns and also plays with asymmetry. The thing that makes her stuff great is that she doesn't treat them as art for their own sake. She designs them with the skin tone and wardrobe of the person in mind. She's making one for my sis-in-law (Nordic blonde) that will work with white and beach colored clothing. It's all bead work with semi-precious stones and gold and silver beads. Not expensive stuff, but not cheap either.

I can spend hours in Hobby Lobby or any other crafts store. I might look into this for realsies. Thank you for the inspiration!

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz,

What do you think of hot dogging? If you didnt know it's where I place my dick between her butt cheeks and thrust vigorously with no actual penetration until I cum hard. A few times it's worked as a precursor for her to let me stick it in her butthole which is heaven for me (she will let me put it in her In that special hole on special occasion or when she desires) As you see she has a real big ass but She isnt so much into it as I am but she let's me do it because she knows I like to do it. I really get off on it and I blow a big load on her ass cheeks, ass crack or back. She doesnt like for me to get it on her hair though but sometimes it happens because my penis has a bit of an upward curve to it. 9n which case she gets mad lol .

Dear Picnic Food Perv,

No, I've never heard of hot dogging before but probably because I don't have the booty for it. It sounds nice though. I like the no penetration part. Hate the thought of gobs of goo in my hair though. Not sure if your fiancee has long hair like me but washing and drying it takes like an extra 30 minutes in the shower and you guys do seem to have a special talent for getting your enthusiasm in our hair right after we've washed it, which yeah, can make us pretty mad.

So hot dogging - sure, why not? Getting it in her hair - don't you dare!

Doctor "What Else You Got In That Picnic Basket For Me Sweetie?" Liz