Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

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Dang, I can't remember if the floor to ceiling glass window we put in last year
between our Waiting Room and the Employee/Owners Shower was a one-way mirror
or a two-way mirror.

At least now I can see when a customer comes in though.

It's nice that complaints have gone way down when we get busy now.

I bet it's probably a two-way. JJ? Nova? Can you come in here and take a shower
while I throw a towel on and run out to the Waiting Room to see if I can see you please?

 

[LizVegas79]

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Liz, BT just gave me a brilliant idea! You should seriously consider expanding your business by starting up a Travel Agency! I mean, we're apparently already sending men to a better place... why not get paid for it, too?

Liz, we need to hire this guy as our marketing director. I'll take him in the back office to interview him, k?


Aaaaaannnnnnd this is why you're making the big bucks, JJ.

Nova, when you're done interviewing BT, can you please grab my Tic Tacs on your way out. I left them on the desk when I did my last interview. Thanks.

And feel free to take some for yourself.

I'm not asking you to buy anything, Nova. But I don't know why you fell asleep
after you drank that tea and woke up 20 minutes later in the party room.

BTW - thanks for paying Antonio and his 5 brothers for moving all that booze into our whiskey room. They seemed very pleased. (though JJ seemed a little jealous/upset lol)

The Paradise Travel Agency! I LOVE IT!!! JJ you're a genius! Take a Tic Tac tree out of petty cash and go double-check that Antonio and his five brothers were properly laid, I mean paid

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

My apologies for not acknowledging your taking the time to reply to my last post. I've been a bad boy. Shame on me. And, thank you for making my day. Now for a few thoughts:

1. You had me at "Dear BT"

2. I cannot lawfully purchase any MMJ as I live in a Bible-thumping locale overrun with people wearing MAGA ball caps. If we could cap their balls there would be fewer of them going forward, but, that's wishful thinking. So, I'll have to come to you to get some "Dr Liz Kush" (DLK). Do you know if it is covered by insurance and can I get a 90-day supply? Should I jet into Henderson or Northtown?

3. Don't feel badly about the men you've buried in the Mojave. I'm sure they all went out with a big smile on their faces ... you know, like the Joker. Seriously, not a bad way to go. And, no, you, JJ and Nova are not serial killers. Think of yourselves as Angels who expedite journeys to the next life.

4. As for the option of having the DLK administered by you or one of your band, YES, please! Can I get mine with a side of Cialis? Also, if stilettos and unzipped nurse's uniforms are involved I'll probably need you to have some IV adrenaline on hand for me as I'm not quite ready for the Mojave.

5. Don't worry, as long as you and your band keep posting I'll have lots of things to add to my bucket list. Of course, I'd always welcome any suggestions you might have. I'm sure I can come up with another reason to make an appointment with your clinic.

In closing let me say that you clever, articulate and sexually liberated women often bring a smile to my face. I'm sure many other Litsters would say the same. Keep those posts coming.

Affectionately,

BT

Dear BT,

Congratulations! You are now officially off my Sh*^ List!

DLK is NOT covered by insurance. It's actually a little pricey too. If that's a problem then that's a problem. I can't remember if my name and the word 'bargain' have EVER been used in the same sentence. Sorry.

Nova, JJ and I are angels! Thanks for reminding me of that! (and for inspiring JJ with a great new idea for a new revenue stream!)

Don't worry. Administration of DLK is strictly clothing not optional

Sorry about your Bible-Trumpers sweetie!


Doctor "It's Time For Another Shower" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Doctor Liz,

For some reason I recently have not been able to get the thought of a naked, leggy Latina woman straddling me as I sit in her office, and she demands that I attempt to satisfy her before I can begin my new employment position training under her supervision. These visions / dreams are very vivid and in depth and I could go on about the details in some length. Should I seek immediate medical attention for correction to this issue?

Sincerely,
Caught in an endless loop of exhaustive, but satisfying employee training

Dear Over Satisfied Employee,

The woman in your dream sounds like a brilliant entrepreneur, challenging yet fair boss and a wonderful person. I assume she's strikingly pretty too, right? RIGHT??!!

I do recommend you come in for an appointment immediately. Although, be warned, you know what they say, sometimes dreams do cum true.

Doctor "Employee Position Training Expert" Liz

 

[Apisto42]

Holy taco Dr. Liz,

I am so glad I found the new clinic! I was out of town for the holidays and when I went to the old place to get my taco therapy today it was gone! I was crushed, devastated, and salivating for a taco. Luckily the cop that I asked if I could eat her taco gave me directions to here instead of arresting me. She said you were friends from way back and could never arrest one of your patients.

Flush with cash and ready for therapy

 

[clistenovena]

I'm not asking you to buy anything, Nova. But I don't know why you fell asleep after you drank that tea and woke up 20 minutes later in the party room.

You'd like everyone to believe that you didn't know, wouldn't you, Liz?

~goes off to ask tech guy to search the camera recordings~

 

[JerseyJade]

You'd like everyone to believe that you didn't know, wouldn't you, Liz?

~goes off to ask tech guy to search the camera recordings~

I don't think he has them anymore, Nova. You might want to check the video store though. You could probably rent it for a night.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I need your advice. I have an acquaintance whom, for the purpose of this letter, I shall refer to as "Sally." Although she and I are not friends, we have always been cordial to one another when we had occasion to speak. That is, until a few months ago. For some reason unbeknownst to me, Sally began taking pot shots at me, dissing me with little care as to what those around us may think.

Your initial response to this may be that I attempt to speak with Sally concerning this, but I feel she would deny any wrongdoing and possibly feign anger at me for saying anything at all. I could go on being cordial to her, just ignoring her passive-aggressive attempts at publicly ridiculing me, but I feel she should be made aware of how distressing her actions are.

What do you recommend?

Signed: Dissed, Missed, and Dismissed.

 

[BrainTeez]

Liz, we need to hire this guy as our marketing director. I'll take him in the back office to interview him, k?


Aaaaaannnnnnd this is why you're making the big bucks, JJ.

Dear Angels,

FedEx me some of your current marketing collateral and I'll happily take a look at it pro gratis. I might fantasize (oops, sorry, I meant "think") about the ways you might choose to thank me (assuming my advice has value).

I also really like "Paradise Travel Agency". Clever woman that JJ. I suggest you Google "how to register a service mark".

And, Nova, the next time I'm in Vegas you may "take me" anywhere you please .... back office, supply closet, elevator .... but, perhaps not up against the floor-to-ceiling glass Dr. Liz mentioned earlier. Taking artistic license with the words of John Lennon, "I hope I pass the audition".

Warm regards,
BT

 

[BrainTeez]

Dear BT,

Congratulations! You are now officially off my Sh*^ List!

DLK is NOT covered by insurance. It's actually a little pricey too. If that's a problem then that's a problem. I can't remember if my name and the word 'bargain' have EVER been used in the same sentence. Sorry.

Nova, JJ and I are angels! Thanks for reminding me of that! (and for inspiring JJ with a great new idea for a new revenue stream!)

Don't worry. Administration of DLK is strictly clothing not optional

Sorry about your Bible-Trumpers sweetie!


Doctor "It's Time For Another Shower" Liz

Dear Dr. Liz,

How did I manage to get on your Sh*^ List? By not replying sooner? Please tell me so I can be sure to never repeat the offense. Anyway, I was so glad to hear I'm off it.

I was kidding about the insurance. As my Cialis isn't covered I assumed DLK wouldn't be. It's NO problem at all. I'll bring a gangster roll of cash.

You know what your name never being used in a sentence containing the word "bargain" means? It means "high-class". Not at all surprising.

May I have your permission to use "Bible-Trumpers". I love it!

Excitedly looking forward to my first therapy session,

BT

 

[clistenovena]

And, Nova, the next time I'm in Vegas you may "take me" anywhere you please .... back office, supply closet, elevator .... but, perhaps not up against the floor-to-ceiling glass Dr. Liz mentioned earlier. Taking artistic license with the words of John Lennon, "I hope I pass the audition".

Well, dang. I had the interview room all set up and everything...

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[LizVegas79]

Holy taco Dr. Liz,

I am so glad I found the new clinic! I was out of town for the holidays and when I went to the old place to get my taco therapy today it was gone! I was crushed, devastated, and salivating for a taco. Luckily the cop that I asked if I could eat her taco gave me directions to here instead of arresting me. She said you were friends from way back and could never arrest one of your patients.

Flush with cash and ready for therapy

Dear Lost and Starving,

So glad you found our new office. I will thank my friend for you, Officer Inga, the next time she comes in for her regular "adjustment".

Doctor "Friends In High Places" Liz

You'd like everyone to believe that you didn't know, wouldn't you, Liz?

~goes off to ask tech guy to search the camera recordings~

Ask, suck, fuck, tie up and torment, do what you want to him. I don't care. I know for a fact that he hasn't got them anymore because I also know for a fact that, well, sucking, fucking, tying up and tormenting and THEN asking works every single time with him.

(just make sure you do it on your own time if you try though okay?)

I don't think he has them anymore, Nova. You might want to check the video store though. You could probably rent it for a night.

Aisle 7. Left side, top shelf, about halfway down.

 

[LizVegas79]

Well, dang. I had the interview room all set up and everything...

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How strange! That's my favorite interview room too, Nova!

 

[LizVegas79]

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I wonder if I required JJ and Nova to oil up and tend to each patient as a team
whether that would be good for business, or bad for business?

Probably bad - because I would probably forget to unlock the front door
and turn on our Open sign every day after I got to work!

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I need your advice. I have an acquaintance whom, for the purpose of this letter, I shall refer to as "Sally." Although she and I are not friends, we have always been cordial to one another when we had occasion to speak. That is, until a few months ago. For some reason unbeknownst to me, Sally began taking pot shots at me, dissing me with little care as to what those around us may think.

Your initial response to this may be that I attempt to speak with Sally concerning this, but I feel she would deny any wrongdoing and possibly feign anger at me for saying anything at all. I could go on being cordial to her, just ignoring her passive-aggressive attempts at publicly ridiculing me, but I feel she should be made aware of how distressing her actions are.

What do you recommend?

Signed: Dissed, Missed, and Dismissed.

Dear DMD,

Your guess at what my initial response would be answers your own question for you (as it so often does with most people).

Often we know exactly what we have to do. But, we don't want to do it. So we seek out advice that will hopefully be different. Some of us are even willing to pay an extra, add-on fee above and beyond a regular set fee to get what we want (hint, hint lol)

Doctor "Speak To Sally" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Angels,

FedEx me some of your current marketing collateral and I'll happily take a look at it pro gratis. I might fantasize (oops, sorry, I meant "think") about the ways you might choose to thank me (assuming my advice has value).

I also really like "Paradise Travel Agency". Clever woman that JJ. I suggest you Google "how to register a service mark".

And, Nova, the next time I'm in Vegas you may "take me" anywhere you please .... back office, supply closet, elevator .... but, perhaps not up against the floor-to-ceiling glass Dr. Liz mentioned earlier. Taking artistic license with the words of John Lennon, "I hope I pass the audition".

Warm regards,
BT

Dear BT,

I'm not sure what pro gratis means but if it means you're grateful for the pro bono I promise JJ, Nova and I will give you for handling our marketing push on our new Paradise Travel Agency idea then you're welcome!

(and I do promise it will be a professional looking bono too! )

Re: any service marks, if you leave any just be warned they are extra and not all insurance plans will cover them.

Nova will give you a lift (100% satisfaction guaranteed) in our company Lyft right after you land. One more promise from me to you!

Doctor "You Got Your Warm Regards All Over My Favorite Skirt" Liz

Dear Dr. Liz,

How did I manage to get on your Sh*^ List? By not replying sooner? Please tell me so I can be sure to never repeat the offense. Anyway, I was so glad to hear I'm off it.

I was kidding about the insurance. As my Cialis isn't covered I assumed DLK wouldn't be. It's NO problem at all. I'll bring a gangster roll of cash.

You know what your name never being used in a sentence containing the word "bargain" means? It means "high-class". Not at all surprising.

May I have your permission to use "Bible-Trumpers". I love it!

Excitedly looking forward to my first therapy session,

BT

Dear GROC,

Hi. My name's Doctor Liz. Has anyone ever told you that you're really cute?

You have my permission to do as you please ... with me, JJ, Nova or anyone else you like (or even better yet don't like!) who works here.

Doctor "Not A Bargain" Liz

 

[BrainTeez]

Dear BT,

I'm not sure what pro gratis means but if it means you're grateful for the pro bono I promise JJ, Nova and I will give you for handling our marketing push on our new Paradise Travel Agency idea then you're welcome!

(and I do promise it will be a professional looking bono too! )

Re: any service marks, if you leave any just be warned they are extra and not all insurance plans will cover them.

Nova will give you a lift (100% satisfaction guaranteed) in our company Lyft right after you land. One more promise from me to you!

Doctor "You Got Your Warm Regards All Over My Favorite Skirt" Liz

Dear Dr. Liz,

I'm sorry about doing a "Bill Clinton" All Over Your Favorite Skirt. I bet it wasn't blue, and, I bet it didn't come from The Gap.

As I suspect no amount of dry-cleaning will make it right, I'd like to arrange for a store credit in your name to replace it. Will $200 cover it? I figure you for a Sandro, REDValentino, House of CB or Marciano kind of woman. Please let me know your choice and I'll make the arrangements.

Desiring to make amends,

BT

 

[BrainTeez]

Dear BT,

I'm not sure what pro gratis means but if it means you're grateful for the pro bono I promise JJ, Nova and I will give you for handling our marketing push on our new Paradise Travel Agency idea then you're welcome!

(and I do promise it will be a professional looking bono too! )

Querida Trio de Angeles,

I will gladly handle your "push" for as long as I am able.

For a second, I was concerned that if the "pro bono" you give me persists for more than 4 hours I will need medical attention. Silly me .... Liz is a doctor! So, no worries!

JJ, I mentioned earlier that I love the name "Paradise Travel Agency". Girl, you've got marketing chops! Here's an idea for a tag line under the name: "Definitely NOT your mother's PTA". I'm not sure about it but just thought I'd throw that out there.

Brain "I Only Have Feelings for You Three (today)" Teez

 

[BrainTeez]

Dear GROC,

Hi. My name's Doctor Liz. Has anyone ever told you that you're really cute?

You have my permission to do as you please ... with me, JJ, Nova or anyone else you like (or even better yet don't like!) who works here.

Doctor "Not A Bargain" Liz

Dear "Doctor Liz",

See what I did there? This old dog can learn new tricks!

GROC? "OK Google, what is the meaning of GROC? .... According to Urban Dictionary, a GROC is someone who messes .... " GROC! Oh, how I LOVE a woman who can teach me things! Teach me more, please!

Me .... really cute? Me? Aw, shucks. What can I say, some women bring out the "best" in me .... again, and again, and again.

Brain "I Really Should Be Working Now, but, I've Been Distracted Today" Teez

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I'm sorry about doing a "Bill Clinton" All Over Your Favorite Skirt. I bet it wasn't blue, and, I bet it didn't come from The Gap.

As I suspect no amount of dry-cleaning will make it right, I'd like to arrange for a store credit in your name to replace it. Will $200 cover it? I figure you for a Sandro, REDValentino, House of CB or Marciano kind of woman. Please let me know your choice and I'll make the arrangements.

Desiring to make amends,

BT

Dear Amends Maker,

Marciano please.

Don't worry about. Hubby certainly did notice when I got home though. "Who went all Jackson Pollack all over your skirt this time, slut?" he asked as he took off his belt and pointed up the stairs to our bedroom. He taught me a lesson most girls would never forget, but, alas, my A-D-D. I'm probably doomed to repeat the same mistake over and over and over again.

Doctor "I Never Learn" Liz

Querida Trio de Angeles,

I will gladly handle your "push" for as long as I am able.

For a second, I was concerned that if the "pro bono" you give me persists for more than 4 hours I will need medical attention. Silly me .... Liz is a doctor! So, no worries!

JJ, I mentioned earlier that I love the name "Paradise Travel Agency". Girl, you've got marketing chops! Here's an idea for a tag line under the name: "Definitely NOT your mother's PTA". I'm not sure about it but just thought I'd throw that out there.

Brain "I Only Have Feelings for You Three (today)" Teez

Dear Touchy Feely,

I am a doctor. Never forget it. Now, let's get those pants off and see what I'm dealing with here.

Oh my!

JJ is a freaking genius. Don't you forget that either!

Not sure about the PTA ref though - anyone else? Thoughts?

Doctor "I Hated School As A Kid and Now Again As A Parent" Liz

Dear "Doctor Liz",

See what I did there? This old dog can learn new tricks!

GROC? "OK Google, what is the meaning of GROC? .... According to Urban Dictionary, a GROC is someone who messes .... " GROC! Oh, how I LOVE a woman who can teach me things! Teach me more, please!

Me .... really cute? Me? Aw, shucks. What can I say, some women bring out the "best" in me .... again, and again, and again.

Brain "I Really Should Be Working Now, but, I've Been Distracted Today" Teez

Dear Distracted,

GROC is my pet name for guys with Gangster Rolls Of Cash, silly!

And it's one of my favorite pet names too

Doctor "Class Is Starting Now" Liz

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ is a freaking genius. Don't you forget that either!

Not sure about the PTA ref though - anyone else? Thoughts?

Doctor "I Hated School As A Kid and Now Again As A Parent" Liz

Thanks, but I can't take all the credit. If it wasn't for BT's suggestions, I wouldn't have thought of it. And to give Liz credit, she's the one who made up the name for her new business. However, if you still want to give me ALL the credit, I'll take it.

I have another super cool idea thanks to BT's latest suggestion. I don't think the PTA thing would work so well with the Travel Agency... however Liz, I have a suggestion for you to even extend your business even further. How about opening up a school for women who want to learn how to be a successful escort... um, I mean sugar baby. And since Nova is a professional at that, (just read her reviews at SugarDaddy.com) she would be the PERFECT teacher.

Just a thought.

 

[LizVegas79]

Thanks, but I can't take all the credit. If it wasn't for BT's suggestions, I wouldn't have thought of it. And to give Liz credit, she's the one who made up the name for her new business. However, if you still want to give me ALL the credit, I'll take it.

I have another super cool idea thanks to BT's latest suggestion. I don't think the PTA thing would work so well with the Travel Agency... however Liz, I have a suggestion for you to even extend your business even further. How about opening up a school for women who want to learn how to be a successful escort... um, I mean sugar baby. And since Nova is a professional at that, (just read her reviews at SugarDaddy.com) she would be the PERFECT teacher.

Just a thought.

BRILLIANT JJ!!!

You hear that Nova? You get to dust off that slutty teacher outfit in the back of the closet. Oh wait, you wore it to work last week? Did you get it dry cleaned yet? Hit Brain Teez (I mean GROC ) up to cover the cleaning bill.

Hmmm, so what do we call this new biz?

Escorts To Paradise (ETP)?
Short-term Loving Partners (STLP)?
Angels of Paradise?

Hmm, I kind of like that last one

 

[JerseyJade]

BRILLIANT JJ!!!

You hear that Nova? You get to dust off that slutty teacher outfit in the back of the closet. Oh wait, you wore it to work last week? Did you get it dry cleaned yet? Hit Brain Teez (I mean GROC ) up to cover the cleaning bill.

Hmmm, so what do we call this new biz?

Escorts To Paradise (ETP)?
Short-term Loving Partners (STLP)?
Angels of Paradise?

Hmm, I kind of like that last one

Well I don't know about the last one. We all know Nova is no angel.

 

[LizVegas79]

Well I don't know about the last one. We all know Nova is no angel.

Oh right. Good point.

How about

Slutty Blonde Slut McSlut Sluts of Paradise (SBSMSSOP) then? LOL

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh right. Good point.

How about

Slutty Blonde Slut McSlut Sluts of Paradise (SBSMSSOP) then? LOL

Perfect! She can even hang her degree in sluttiness on the wall in her office. I heard she graduated at the top of her class... or was it on the top of her professor... or was it... oh well, she was on the top of something anyway.