Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

So, uh, Doc ...

It's come to my attention that you did not seek proper permission for your latest absence. You understand there will be penance to pay, do you not?

Dear Nice Try,

I make the rules.

I break the rules.

Those are my rules.


- Doctor "I Have 3 Rules" Liz

Standing by to issue demerits.

Dear VICE President of Corporate Integrity,

It has recently come to my attention that although I make the rules and can break the rules whenever the fuck I want, I need to lead by example so that everyone who works under me still respects me in the morning.

- Doctor "Clearing My Calandar and Reporting To The Demerit Room" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz -

I think I'm developing a new spiritual interest in yoga. While on your vacay, if per chance you and the blonde yoga instructor next door happen to have a session or two, please record it for educational purposes. The tapes could well become an informative element of your practice.

signed,

A flexible patient is a happy patient

Dear Newly Appointed Director of Educational Outreach,

I have a spiritual connection with yoga too!

Hmmm, you may be right. I will ask Vicki if she will allow me to - oh! she just said she'll do anything I want - so, umm, I guess we're on. Too bad I didn't bring any video equipment with me. I suppose I could ask one of the cabana boys if they know any videographers here on the island who would like to film Vicki and me together.

Or ... if someone wanted to swing by the clinic, pick up one of our video cameras and pop on down here to Mexico for me I would be, Vicki and I would be, ever, ever so grateful.

- Doctor "I've Been Told I'm Super Great At Being Ever So Grateful" Liz

 

[Lorelei907]

Dear Nice Try,

I make the rules.

I break the rules.

Those are my rules.


- Doctor "I Have 3 Rules" Liz





Dear VICE President of Corporate Integrity,

It has recently come to my attention that although I make the rules and can break the rules whenever the fuck I want, I need to lead by example so that everyone who works under me still respects me in the morning.

- Doctor "Clearing My Calandar and Reporting To The Demerit Room" Liz

“Respects you in the morning”, ha ha, that’s a good one, Lizzie.

 

[LizVegas79]

“Respects you in the morning”, ha ha, that’s a good one, Lizzie.

I guess that old saying about that ship having already sailed is appropriate here, huh?

 

[Lorelei907]

Dear Doctor Sexy... Er Liz,

Is there a position suitable for me under you somewhere?

There is, but you’ll have to wait your turn like everybody else.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doctor Sexy... Er Liz,

Is there a position suitable for me under you somewhere?

There is, but you’ll have to wait your turn like everybody else.

Fair enough LOL

Now, now. Don't fight my pets.

As it so happens my tootsies are a little cold this morning so I am in need of a nice warm, soft foot stool who is excellent at giving slobbery wet kisses. Whoever can strip down and get completely naked first will be first in line for the position.

(the loser will ... the loser will of course be humiliated mercilessly and punished accordingly)

And .... GO!!!!

 

[LizVegas79]

If anyone has a sexual problem they would like to discuss with me,
I just finished up with my last appointment a little early, because,
well, because he was A LOT what I'll politely call early. LOL

 

[hairball18]

If anyone has a sexual problem they would like to discuss with me,
I just finished up with my last appointment a little early, because,
well, because he was A LOT what I'll politely call early. LOL

Well, after all you do have a PHD.

 

[LizVegas79]

Well, after all you do have a PHD.

Usually most guys just say pervy things about how cute my ass is
but I like that you brought up my medical degree. That's very mature
of you sweetie! I may actually have to start being nicer to you from now on!

 

[asianmom42]

Dr Liz

Usually most guys just say pervy things about how cute my ass is
but I like that you brought up my medical degree. That's very mature
of you sweetie! I may actually have to start being nicer to you from now on!

PhD-Pretty hot Derriere

 

[LizVegas79]

PhD-Pretty hot Derriere

Oh right, I should have known he was just being clever.
I'm so innocent and trusting

 

[LizVegas79]

Tell me your problems ....

https://cdn012.**********/uploads/photos/2020/07/31301/bdsmlr-31301-dwr4OIfx1P.jpeg

"Well actually, yes, I do think I can help you with your problem.
Let's start with the fact that my boobs are up here, buddy." :caning:

 

[investor2020]

Dr. Liz - might something like this compliment, or for that matter, highlight the apparel your assistants (or, pray tell, yourself) might wear on occasion in the Demerit Room?

Signed

Willing to Help Tie the Laces

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dear Dr. Liz,

You are a woman sagacious and wise, so perhaps you can answer this question for me: When it comes to porn, why isn't lesbianism categorized within the confines of homosexuality instead of being placed in the hetero category? Is this due to the almost world-wide acceptance of lesbianism as "normal?"

Signed: Curious 1

 

[toeskr]

Doc,

I came across (don't read too much into that) a former foot models pictures on my hard drive.

How do I proceed from here?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz - might something like this compliment, or for that matter, highlight the apparel your assistants (or, pray tell, yourself) might wear on occasion in the Demerit Room?

Signed

Willing to Help Tie the Laces

Dear Willing To Help,

These are perfect for the Demerit Room sweetie!

So, since you're so willing to help, I'm going to need you to come in and measure all my assistant's feet.

And since you'll need to accompany each measuring with at least ten-minute foot massages (tongue optional, wait, I mean not optional) I'm going to need you to measure my feet as well.

No cold hands!

After you are finished, hop on Amazon or wherever you found those super perfect boots and use the company credit card to order them.

I am appointing you our new Boot Lacer Guy. Because of Covid I can only pay you $150-thou a year though so if that's not enough, feel free to recommend someone else (perhaps some guy with a cute accent) you know who might be willing to work for so little. The job does have other perks and bene's besides the money, but I totally understand if the both the pay and position are beneath you.

- Doctor "I'm One Of The Perks" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

You are a woman sagacious and wise, so perhaps you can answer this question for me: When it comes to porn, why isn't lesbianism categorized within the confines of homosexuality instead of being placed in the hetero category? Is this due to the almost world-wide acceptance of lesbianism as "normal?"

Signed: Curious 1

Dear Curious,

Have you ever watched two women together? It is beauty and art in motion.

Have you ever watched two men together? It's usually very hairy and sweaty.

Plus, women aren't homos. We're females. Why the terms fomos or womos never caught on I do not know. I'm not a linguist. (although I am bi-lingual surprise, surprise so go figure! )

I actually kind of like the term fomo-sexuality. Or even, womo-sexuality. But, I am not in charge of porn. You guys are.

- Doctor "I Am Not In Charge Of Porn, You Guys Are" Liz

Dear Dr Liz,

I got covid a month ago and was in the hospital with pneumonia. I’ve been out for 2 weeks but my lungs are still fucked. Any advice for passing the time while I heal up? I’m sick of tv, and I can’t really have sex. I still have to use O2 mostly at night, though I can now get up and move around a bit without it.

Signed,
Don’t Fucking Get Covid Ever

Dear OhNo!

I'm so sorry to hear you got Covid. Do you know how it happened?

My advice is to take it easy and try to avoid heavy breathing. I've heard zinc supplements help with Covid, but then you have the problem of extra heavy breathing because of the extra heavy cum loads so it's probably a wellness trade-off. But a fun one, right?

No, seriously, my advice is get plenty of rest, (ALONE!!) and call a doctor if you start to have serious trouble breathing. Also, try gargling with Listerine to sooth the sore throat you probably have.

- Doctor "Don't Fucking Get Covid Again!" Liz

Doc,

I came across (don't read too much into that) a former foot models pictures on my hard drive.

How do I proceed from here?

Dear Cleaning Up Your Dirty Hard Drive,

Was it one of mine? You know I've warned you before that they come with serious side effects for guys like you. Well, actually, technically "front effects" I guess LOL.

I suggest applying a liberal amount of vaseline or moisturizing lotion on the affected area until any swelling goes down. Then, maybe get a couple of tissues and clean off your screen. Or don't, if it's your wife's laptop, so that you'll have something to talk about at dinner tonight.


- Doctor "Communication Is So Important In A Marriage" Liz

 

[toeskr]

Dear Cleaning Up Your Dirty Hard Drive,

Was it one of mine? You know I've warned you before that they come with serious side effects for guys like you. Well, actually, technically "front effects" I guess LOL.

I suggest applying a liberal amount of vaseline or moisturizing lotion on the affected area until any swelling goes down. Then, maybe get a couple of tissues and clean off your screen. Or don't, if it's your wife's laptop, so that you'll have something to talk about at dinner tonight.


- Doctor "Communication Is So Important In A Marriage" Liz

Leaving a tribute to you, I mean the foot model, on her laptop is a good conversation starter. Thanks.
Why didn't I think of that?

 

[LizVegas79]

Leaving a tribute to you, I mean the foot model, on her laptop is a good conversation starter. Thanks.
Why didn't I think of that?

Because boys don't usually think with their brain sweetie

 

[CuMex1]

Dear Dr. Liz,

The other day my wife and I were out for a hike and she suggested to me in a round about way that she would like for me to get into the physical shape I was when we had first met and dated (I was 29 at the time she was 20). I’m not overweight or anything however I definitely don’t have the same muscle definition that I did in my 20s. Nowadays I’m a bit softer particularly in the abdominal region sporting a much softer belly! She still looks as amazing now as she did then if not maybe even more so and to be fair the first thing that caught my attention when I first seen her was her curves and it still does particularly the booty (___Y___)

How important do you think the visual aspect is when it relates to sex desire/attraction for a man? Also what do you prefer better a soft belly or abs? I asked her and she said she likes abs.

 

[haventdonethat]

As We Age . . .

Dear Dr. Liz
My GF is a skinny flat chested mature woman. As with all of us who age, her firmness is not what it used to be i.e.: her ass is a bit saggy. She is very self conscious about her tiny tits and saggy ass.
To me it is not bothersome in the least. I sag in places too!
How can I convince her that I find her very sexy? Her body is just one part of the whole “package”.
Waiting for your advise.

 

[wondering00]

Okay, I know at least one of you is a pervert in here.

Don't be afraid. Go ahead and raise your hand and ask a question.


Doctor "I'll Try To Be Nice I Promise" Liz

Doctor Liz,
I am a 35 yo married man who wants to submit to another man. Am I gay?

 

[investor2020]

Dr. Liz –

I welcome the opportunity to serve under you as the Boot Lacer Guy! The compensation offered, though less than my current position, is not a problem. I’ve always felt that the financial aspect is far less important than the purpose of the work involved and the people you lick . . . er . . . work with.

Though not as talented as the Demerit Room assistant who can tie a knot in the cherry stem with her tongue, you will not be disappointed in my foot massage techniques, and ability to delicately tie those gorgeous boot laces.

And as for the thought of finding someone with an accent, look no further! As a graduate of the Pepe le Pew Language School, I occasionally lapse into that tongue as well, mon grand verre d’eau . . . er, Dr. Boss.

Laces, Perks, and Bene’s, oh My!


Your New Boot Lacer

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz –

I welcome the opportunity to serve under you as the Boot Lacer Guy! The compensation offered, though less than my current position, is not a problem. I’ve always felt that the financial aspect is far less important than the purpose of the work involved and the people you lick . . . er . . . work with.

Though not as talented as the Demerit Room assistant who can tie a knot in the cherry stem with her tongue, you will not be disappointed in my foot massage techniques, and ability to delicately tie those gorgeous boot laces.

And as for the thought of finding someone with an accent, look no further! As a graduate of the Pepe le Pew Language School, I occasionally lapse into that tongue as well, mon grand verre d’eau . . . er, Dr. Boss.

Laces, Perks, and Bene’s, oh My!


Your New Boot Lacer

Dear Boot Lacer Applicant,

It has come to my attention that I may have awarded you the Boot Lacer position in haste. It turns out there are several applicants interested in the position, and some I may not even need to pay $150,000/year!

So I have extended the interview process.

Now, begin!

- Doctor "I'm Looking For Someone Who Knows What To Do Without Being Told" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Doctor Liz,
I am a 35 yo married man who wants to submit to another man. Am I gay?

Dear Married Butt,

No. Not necessarily. You might just be curious, or have an emotional need to be pampered and taken care of by someone else for once in your life.

Often, sex is not really about sex. I suspect this is one of those instances.

But proceed with caution. Depending on your relationship with your wife, I would NOT recommend telling her about your desire until AFTER you decide to pursue it or not. If you enjoy it and you think she might enjoy being with another man along with you (most woman are curious about being with two men at once under the right circumstances) then confess your dalliance(s) to her and offer to invite her to the next one.

This is my advice even if your current sex life with her is stalled. You never know. This could ultimately prove to be the spark in your marriage that she will find pleasing too!

- Doctor "Communication and Honesty In A Relationship Are Key" Liz