Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[FranklyFrank]

Dear Assman,

Don't be silly!

I was just teasing you. I know you'd never say anything mean to me in a million years - even if it was true!!


- Doctor "So Now You're Saying I'm Over-sensitive?" Liz

Dear Never over-sensitive but it's worth another feel to verify....

Thank you so much for your teasing and understanding. I just didn't want you to take things wrong and revoke my clinic privileges...I find the treatment processes here at your clinic to be quite stimulating and therapeutic in all the right ways!

Thanks again..

Clinic fan.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Never over-sensitive but it's worth another feel to verify....

Thank you so much for your teasing and understanding. I just didn't want you to take things wrong and revoke my clinic privileges...I find the treatment processes here at your clinic to be quite stimulating and therapeutic in all the right ways!

Thanks again..

Clinic fan.

Dear Clinic Privileges On The Line,

You're forgiven. But no one said your clinic privileges weren't on the line, sweetie. I'm not running a charity here you know.

You have to wrestle me to get them back, okay?

If you pin me without cumming first you can fuck me, but then you're banned from the clinic forever.

But if I pin you first ... well, well, who knows what I'll make you do for me in the Demerit Room

- Doctor "Decisions, Decisions" Liz

 

[FranklyFrank]

Dear Clinic Privileges On The Line,

You're forgiven. But no one said your clinic privileges weren't on the line, sweetie. I'm not running a charity here you know.

You have to wrestle me to get them back, okay?

If you pin me without cumming first you can fuck me.

But if I pin you first ... well, well, who knows what I'll make you do for me in the Demerit Room

- Doctor "Decisions, Decisions" Liz


Dear Coin flipping slippery when wet Doc,

I fully understand your terms and accept the challenge. I must say I am fully up for the competitive task at hand. Whether beginning from the kneeling start position or being man on top, I never realized that skills I honed so long ago that allowed me to become state wrestling champion three years in a row would aid me in my treatment process...so...I'm all in ...or hope to be soon....

-Watch out for my first move...

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Clinic Privileges On The Line,

You're forgiven. But no one said your clinic privileges weren't on the line, sweetie. I'm not running a charity here you know.

You have to wrestle me to get them back, okay?

If you pin me without cumming first you can fuck me.

But if I pin you first ... well, well, who knows what I'll make you do for me in the Demerit Room

- Doctor "Decisions, Decisions" Liz


Dear Coin flipping slippery when wet Doc,

I fully understand your terms and accept the challenge. I must say I am fully up for the competitive task at hand. Whether beginning from the kneeling start position or being man on top, I never realized that skills I honed so long ago that allowed me to become state wrestling champion three years in a row would aid me in my treatment process...so...I'm all in ...or hope to be soon....

-Watch out for my first move...

Dear Go Ahead, Be Over-Confident,

Well, I definitely see that you're up for it.

I feel sorry for your poor balls though because, well, they might be my first move

- Doctor "Very Slippery When Wet And Stronger Than I Look" Liz

 

[FranklyFrank]

Dear Go Ahead, Be Over-Confident,

Well, I definitely see that you're up for it.

I feel sorry for your poor balls though because, well, they might be my first move

- Doctor "Very Slippery When Wet And Stronger Than I Look" Liz

Oh you smooth talker...you are just getting inside my dreams now! First rule for a doc is do no harm....so go easy on my balls....this first time..

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh you smooth talker...you are just getting inside my dreams now! First rule for a doc is do no harm....so go easy on my balls....this first time..

Never tell a doctor how to do her job ... or a woman how not to win a fake fight!

 

[LizVegas79]

I've been wanting to start a Book Club at the clinic for some of our regular patients

https://imgur.com/sa8sjm4.jpg1

And I think we'll start with an eye opening book about my favorite topic!

 

[LizVegas79]

"Well, let's see, I would like to work here because ... I got an A in a
psychology class I took in college. Also, my ex-husband had a really
small dick, so I prefer women, but I love to tease the fuck out of guys. "

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/7tCgBj2.jpg

I see you have an accounting degree, lots of experience and several excellent references.
Why are you applying here for a basic accounts payable job, sweetie? Sweetie? Hello?
Oh, I'm sorry. How inappropriate of me. I was just with a client and I was trying to air my
girl out. Sweetie? Sweetie? Try to breathe sweetie. It's just my kitty. She won't bite. I promise."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/osm99wX.jpg

"I know he's fucking huge. But he's one of our best customers
so deal with it. I don't care if you'll be too sore for your date with your
boyfriend tonight. This is a sex clinic. You have to learn how to handle
the tough cases or you'll never get anywhere in this business."

 

[LizVegas79]

hmmm .....

 

[rycat25]

hmmm .....

Hmmm? That's not a question is it Liz?

 

[LizVegas79]

Hmmm? That's not a question is it Liz?

No, not quite. More of a disappointing re-assessment of the amount of time I spend on Lit.

 

[rycat25]

No, not quite. More of a disappointing re-assessment of the amount of time I spend on Lit.

I know what you mean. Good to see you though.

 

[hairball18]

hmmm .....

I hope that is an approving hmmm.

 

[mebesidesyou]

Dr Liz!

I saw a report on my Facebook wall that masturbation was most likely at an all time high worldwide since the quarantine over the past year. Yes it is funny but I must admit it’s hot too lol

What are your thoughts on this ...

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Wondering Why Your Wife Has Been Acting So Distant,

I've done a full mental, physical and spiritual exam of your wife and in my professional opinion she is in desperate need of more female companionship.

I recommend that you leave her with me for a week. I promise I'll see to it that she is rehabilitated from head to toe two to five times per day.

- Doctor "If Your Wife Isn't Already Bi, I Promise She Will Be" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

I know what you mean. Good to see you though.

Thank you!

I hope that is an approving hmmm.

It wasn't but I'm trying to deal with it .....

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz!

I saw a report on my Facebook wall that masturbation was most likely at an all time high worldwide since the quarantine over the past year. Yes it is funny but I must admit it’s hot too lol

What are your thoughts on this ...

Dear Up On The News,

It's true. I was actually part of the dataset for that report. (I have a monitoring device attached to my ... well, nevermind where it's attached .... ).

This same trend is directly responsible for the downturn in our business here at the clinic too.

Although I am a huge advocate of the importance of loving ourselves, there IS such a thing as loving ourselves too much. Which is why I encourage everyone to make an appointment and allow themselves to be examined by a trained psycho-medical professional like myself.

We are all better people when we love each other, not just ourselves.

So stop sexually self-medicating!! Make an appointment today and let either me or one of my skilled caregivers give you the proper sexual healing that you both need and deserve.

- Doctor "I'll Sing Sexual Healing For You For Free" Liz

 

[GinnyGina]

Dear Up On The News,

It's true. I was actually part of the dataset for that report. (I have a monitoring device attached to my ... well, nevermind where it's attached .... ).

This same trend is directly responsible for the downturn in our business here at the clinic too.

Although I am a huge advocate of the importance of loving ourselves, there IS such a thing as loving ourselves too much. Which is why I encourage everyone to make an appointment and allow themselves to be examined by a trained psycho-medical professional like myself.

We are all better people when we love each other, not just ourselves.

So stop sexually self-medicating!! Make an appointment today and let either me or one of my skilled caregivers give you the proper sexual healing that you both need and deserve.

- Doctor "I'll Sing Sexual Healing For You For Free" Liz

Dr Liz,

How does one know what is too much? Is there an established standard, or does it vary by the individual? I've been self loving often the past few months...I think I may need to schedule an examination with an esteemed professional.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz,

How does one know what is too much? Is there an established standard, or does it vary by the individual? I've been self loving often the past few months...I think I may need to schedule an examination with an esteemed professional.

Dear Searching For Normal,

The short answer is: there is such a thing as too much for some people and not enough for others.

Personally, 4-5x/week barely keeps me safe to be around. My sweet spot (pun intended lol) is more like 10-12x/week, although then I'm usually so blissed out I agree to everything that everyone asks me and the following week I'm so stressed out I'm lucky if I have time for myself even once.

So, it's a roller coaster of ups and downs - for me and I'm pretty sure everyone else.

I have friends who 3-4x/day is their baseline, so who's to say what's right and what's wrong?

I do highly encourage you to come in for an appointment though. A full body examination at least once or twice a week so that we can chart your progress is the first step to being healthy.

Plus, after three appointments, you get a free 90 minute sesh on my sybian with yours truly in charge of the controller! I promise, promise, promise you are absolutely going to LOVE that!


- Doctor "Our Sybbie Sessions Will Change Your Life" Liz

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I have a legitimate question for you. Human females have the ability to achieve orgasm. Do females from other species--insects, land and aquatic creatures, and avians--possess this ability as well.

Signed: N. Quisitive

 

[leftie]

Question

Dear Dr Liz,

If you and your partner have sex at the same time as your neighbour's sex noises start coming through the thin walls... is it sexy or wrong?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I have a legitimate question for you. Human females have the ability to achieve orgasm. Do females from other species--insects, land and aquatic creatures, and avians--possess this ability as well.

Signed: N. Quisitive

Dear N. Quisitive,

We not only have the ability to achieve orgasm sweetie, we have the ability to achieve MULTIPLE orgasms!!!

And yes, it is a gift that the Goddess gave to all females of all species everywhere because She knows what a royal pain you men can be sometimes.

- Doctor "I'm Not Always As Mean As I Dress" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

If you and your partner have sex at the same time as your neighbour's sex noises start coming through the thin walls... is it sexy or wrong?

Dear Simultaneous Sex,

Yes.

It is terribly, terribly wrong to have sex with your partner while you can hear your neighbors having sex next door.

Unless of course your neighbors are frightfully ugly, you should ALWAYS knock on their door and check in with them first to see whether or not they would like to join you and your partner.

Because that way, instead of having sex just once, you get to have sex three times!! Once during group sex, once when one you swap partners, and then of course one more time when you have to reclaim what's yours.

- Doctor "Let's Invite The New Neighbors Over" Liz