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Dear Blue Balls In A Warm Climate,
Awww, poor baby. That sounds terribly uncomfortable!
I usually don't like to say this in public, but if you're ever in desperate need of some special therapeutic comforting, you can always come around to the back and tap gently on my door three times. If no security alarms go off and no one shouts at you to go away, enter slowly and gently, at least at first, until you're all the way in. If you manage to get all the way in, you'll be given further instructions about what to do next from there.
- Doctor "My Backdoor Is Not Always Open For Business, But More Often Than Not It Is" Liz
Dear Open In The Back Doc,
This is why I always seek your advice and have you guide me to end up in the right place! I would personally like to take the back door route and follow your explicit instructions to make sure I get all the way in. These special treatments from you personally are the reason I come more frequently.....to your office that is.
I love how you always present the best solution possible!
Thanks again,
Relieved and ready to enter.
Hey Dr Liz. Long time reader and follower, first time asking....
Why do women assume big tits are better? I'll hang up and listen to your answer.
Dear Long Time Stalker,
That's an excellent question. We are victims.
Victims of a male dominated advertising industry and hundreds of years of boob repression.
Also, now that societal norms are loosening and thanks to the internet, those of us not blessed with large boobs are finally seeing what all the fuss is about. I mean come on, they're so soft and fun to cuddle with AND they look fantastic in pencil dresses, t-shirts and in one pieces and in micro bikinis at the beach. Plus, we see how you guys stare and drool at them and forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence whenever a particularly impressive pair happens by.
That causes intense jealousy. So, we assume bigger is better.
And, even though we don't always admit it, we know that bigger is better, waaay better in fact, when it comes to a certain male body part, so we naturally assume the same is true about our body boobs.
It is cute when you do you best to prove that you actually prefer our smaller boobs though. Even though we need to hear you tell us that constantly, we really do appreciate it. Plus, it makes us more agreeable about letting you do other things to us, like tying us up, or choking us, or flipping us over and calling us filthy, disgusting names.
- Doctor "Prove That You Like Me More Than Her" Liz
Thank You for the response and not mentioning my obsession with hiding in shadows with my zoom lens in my favorite crusty trench coat.
Are we then to assume that you prefer big fluffy man boobs too? You stated it. They're "fun to cuddle with"? Maybe I got this whole thing that hard and muscled is something I shouldn't be striving for? Great! Pass me the cheese cake and i'm applying for my big and tall rewards card right now.
That sound you just heard was the xhamster server crashing from all the people doing searches for Liz.
That sound you just heard was the xhamster server crashing from all the people doing searches for Liz.
