Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

I might be brave and also curious :D...so I will ask...about your "she'll be putty in my hands afterwards guarantee" Doctor Red

Dear Bargain Hunter,

It's really quite simple. If she's not putty in your hands afterwards, you can be putty in mine ;) :)


- Doctor "You Can Be Putty In My Hands If You Like" Red
 
Dr. Liz -

Stopped by the demerit room recently, and noticed a few cobwebs. It appears that during the COVID crisis, people have been staying indoors and behaving themselves more.

Perhaps now that the vaccines are readily available, and social venues are beginning to reopen, we will soon see a return to more demerit-earning behavior on the part of your client base and other "soon to be clients". ;)

I took the time to spruce up the demerit room and dusted off the paddles. It's ready when you are.

signed,


Just Because You've Cleaned Up Your Act Doesn't Mean Your Thoughts Are Demerit Free


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Dr. Liz -

Stopped by the demerit room recently, and noticed a few cobwebs. It appears that during the COVID crisis, people have been staying indoors and behaving themselves more.

Perhaps now that the vaccines are readily available, and social venues are beginning to reopen, we will soon see a return to more demerit-earning behavior on the part of your client base and other "soon to be clients". ;)

I took the time to spruce up the demerit room and dusted off the paddles. It's ready when you are.

signed,


Just Because You've Cleaned Up Your Act Doesn't Mean Your Thoughts Are Demerit Free


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Dear Initiative Taker,

I applaud your initiative but you know that I prefer when you ask permission first before you do nice things for me. :caning:

Meet me in the Demerit Room NOW!!! Your bottom needs a reprimand. But, at least your bottom be dusty now thanks to you.


- Doctor "Eternally Grateful. Now Count To Ten For Me" Liz
 
Will I ever find a woman like my ex wife?

Dear Longing For The Past,

No. You won't.

You have to accept that fact in order to move on. You are at a crossroads in your life right now. You can either choose to live in the past. Or live for the future. The choice is yours but I know it is not an easy one.

Free Pro Tip Though: Living for the future kicks living in the past's butt!

Also, Mr. Practical was spot on with his advice too.


- Doctor "The Future Is Full of Naughty Possibilities" Liz

From a friendly source.

You had that experience. Open yourself to the next one. It will give you freedom.

Well said Mr Practical. You get a gold star today. Come see me in my office for your reward. ;) :)
 
Dear Dr Liz

What are you thoughts on men who don’t like to give their women oral sex? My wife and I were talking about this recently. She said she thinks guys who don’t eat pussy are pussies :D I’ve heard some guys say that they view it as a submissive act or how it’s for guys who have small dicks (kid you not!) Speaking for myself it’s something that has always appealed to me and I enjoy giving it to her and it keeps her really happy. I get pleasure from it knowing that she does. Also have you ever came across men like this personally?
 
Dear Dr Liz

What are you thoughts on men who don’t like to give their women oral sex? My wife and I were talking about this recently. She said she thinks guys who don’t eat pussy are pussies :D I’ve heard some guys say that they view it as a submissive act or how it’s for guys who have small dicks (kid you not!) Speaking for myself it’s something that has always appealed to me and I enjoy giving it to her and it keeps her really happy. I get pleasure from it knowing that she does. Also have you ever came across men like this personally?


Dear Not A Pussy,

My thoughts on men who don't like to give their women oral sex are:

a) so what if you don't like it, and,
b) get down there and get to work!!!

I agree whole-heartedly with your wife. I've been with many, many manly men in my life and I can tell you that without exception each and every one of them who refused to "return the favor" as I call it were giant pussies AND self-absorbed assholes both in the bedroom AND outside of it. True strength is all about being able to be in charge AND also being able to NOT be in charge (at least sometimes).


- Doctor "If You Don't, You're An Asshole" Liz
 
Dear Not A Pussy,

My thoughts on men who don't like to give their women oral sex are:

a) so what if you don't like it, and,
b) get down there and get to work!!!

I agree whole-heartedly with your wife. I've been with many, many manly men in my life and I can tell you that without exception each and every one of them who refused to "return the favor" as I call it were giant pussies AND self-absorbed assholes both in the bedroom AND outside of it. True strength is all about being able to be in charge AND also being able to NOT be in charge (at least sometimes).


- Doctor "If You Don't, You're An Asshole" Liz

On the other hand, there are some men who have no clue how to lick a woman and would be doing their SO a favor by NOT doing it.. so if you come a cross a man who refuses to give oral, it might be a blessing in disguise. Just saying. :D
 
Dear Not A Pussy,

My thoughts on men who don't like to give their women oral sex are:

a) so what if you don't like it, and,
b) get down there and get to work!!!

I agree whole-heartedly with your wife. I've been with many, many manly men in my life and I can tell you that without exception each and every one of them who refused to "return the favor" as I call it were giant pussies AND self-absorbed assholes both in the bedroom AND outside of it. True strength is all about being able to be in charge AND also being able to NOT be in charge (at least sometimes).


- Doctor "If You Don't, You're An Asshole" Liz

Men who don't give their wives oral sex, should not wonder why they go out at night.
 
On the other hand, there are some men who have no clue how to lick a woman and would be doing their SO a favor by NOT doing it.. so if you come a cross a man who refuses to give oral, it might be a blessing in disguise. Just saying. :D

Hey there JJ!!! :rose:

That is, as always, an excellent point. I guess I have been fortunate in my life not to know very many men like that and when I have run across them, I haven't been too shy about saying 'hey wtf do you think you're doing down there?!! how about less <whatever they were doing wrong> and more <whatever they were sort of doing right>." If all else fails, I always been able to show them how to suck my clit until my toes curl. :D

I've found most men are very trainable - but only when they're worth the time it takes. Like I always say, communication is soooo important in a relationship - both in the bedroom and out.

So how've you been sweetie?


Men who don't give their wives oral sex, should not wonder why they go out at night.

Well, some wives go out at night because they're bi and looking for a little strange. Not that I know any women like that of course ;) :)

And, it's important to mention, there are some women who do not want or enjoy oral affection. Especially women who have given birth and are self-conscious about changes that happened down there.

So guys, when in doubt, always ask and be open to suggestions for improvement. And for any women out there who might be a little on the shy side when it comes to talking about what you like or don't like, do yourself a favor and give that tongue you're married to some pointers! I promise you'll be glad you did :D
 
Hey there JJ!!! :rose:

That is, as always, an excellent point. I guess I have been fortunate in my life not to know very many men like that and when I have run across them, I haven't been too shy about saying 'hey wtf do you think you're doing down there?!! how about less <whatever they were doing wrong> and more <whatever they were sort of doing right>." If all else fails, I always been able to show them how to suck my clit until my toes curl. :D

I've found most men are very trainable - but only when they're worth the time it takes. Like I always say, communication is soooo important in a relationship - both in the bedroom and out.

So how've you been sweetie?




Well, some wives go out at night because they're bi and looking for a little strange. Not that I know any women like that of course ;) :)

And, it's important to mention, there are some women who do not want or enjoy oral affection. Especially women who have given birth and are self-conscious about changes that happened down there.

So guys, when in doubt, always ask and be open to suggestions for improvement. And for any women out there who might be a little on the shy side when it comes to talking about what you like or don't like, do yourself a favor and give that tongue you're married to some pointers! I promise you'll be glad you did :D


Keep in mind there are also women who are extremely ticklish and start laughing if you try giving them oral sex because one day or two days of stubble hit them in the wrong spot completely ruining the mood
 
So how've you been sweetie?

I've been good, thanks. I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I would stop by. I liked your response to CuMex's question. It made me giggle, so I had to respond. :D

How have you been? I hope you and your family have been staying safe and healthy. :)
 
Keep in mind there are also women who are extremely ticklish and start laughing if you try giving them oral sex because one day or two days of stubble hit them in the wrong spot completely ruining the mood


Agreed. Stubble can totally change the vibe down there in more ways than one.

- Doctor "You Don't Have To Shave Before Dinner, But You Sure Better Shave Before Bed!" Liz :)
 
I've been good, thanks. I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I would stop by. I liked your response to CuMex's question. It made me giggle, so I had to respond. :D

How have you been? I hope you and your family have been staying safe and healthy. :)


CuMex and have his wife have the darnedest conversations sometimes, don't they?

We've been mostly good. It's been a long year. But things are finally getting back to regular abnormal here in Las Vegas. I totally need a vaca though!

Hope you find yourself in the neighborhood again! We happen to be hiring (hint, hint) :D
 
CuMex and have his wife have the darnedest conversations sometimes, don't they?

We've been mostly good. It's been a long year. But things are finally getting back to regular abnormal here in Las Vegas. I totally need a vaca though!

Hope you find yourself in the neighborhood again! We happen to be hiring (hint, hint) :D

I'm a free agent now. You can't afford me. :D
 
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"It sounds to me like you aren't getting enough sex. So you have two options
in terms of therapy. We can either talk about it. Or, we can do something about it.
Think about it and let me know what you decide when you come back next week."
 
Dear Doc that always makes me tick tock

It has been a month since I came in your clinic for a full servicing. I believe over-use of my hand has caused severe misalignment of my crank shaft. I may need your special services to get me pointed in the right direction once again.

If we could set up an all-day appointment, I am confident your abilities and tune up procedures would guarantee that I would be good to go...and go again.

I hope there are slots open and you are available!

Signed

Needs full treatment
 
Dear Not-A-Pussy:

I’ll eat your share of the tacos with a side of ass...

Tacos, enchiladas and pupusas are all tasty
 
Dear Not A Pussy,

My thoughts on men who don't like to give their women oral sex are:

a) so what if you don't like it, and,
b) get down there and get to work!!!

I agree whole-heartedly with your wife. I've been with many, many manly men in my life and I can tell you that without exception each and every one of them who refused to "return the favor" as I call it were giant pussies AND self-absorbed assholes both in the bedroom AND outside of it. True strength is all about being able to be in charge AND also being able to NOT be in charge (at least sometimes).


- Doctor "If You Don't, You're An Asshole" Liz

Dear Dr. Liz,

As I read your response here I was dumbfounded by your statement of each and every one of them who refused to "return the favor". Does such a thing exist? Have you, of all people, actually been a victim of the okie-doke when it comes to oral sex? Oh, Dr. Liz. You know, there is an old saying that goes, "You are what you eat," and if that is the case then I am the biggest pussy in the world. Just know, Dear Dr., that if you ever find yourself in need of a nice, relaxing, eight hour session of continuous pussy eating then I'm the guy you call. Pro bono, of course, as my only payment is knowing justice has been served.

Signed,

They don't make 'em like me anymore
 
iu


"It sounds to me like you aren't getting enough sex. So you have two options
in terms of therapy. We can either talk about it. Or, we can do something about it.
Think about it and let me know what you decide when you come back next week."

I am free now. Can you squeeze me in somewhere?;)
 
Dear Doc that always makes me tick tock

It has been a month since I came in your clinic for a full servicing. I believe over-use of my hand has caused severe misalignment of my crank shaft. I may need your special services to get me pointed in the right direction once again.

If we could set up an all-day appointment, I am confident your abilities and tune up procedures would guarantee that I would be good to go...and go again.

I hope there are slots open and you are available!

Signed

Needs full treatment

Dear In Need Of Full Treatment,

Oh my! A whole month? My goodness! So ... I'm assuming blue balls? Tell me about them. Do they hurt just sometimes, or all the time? Are you walking funny yet? If so, I can arrange for a sexy Uber to come pick you up.

Well, lucky for you I do offer a full range of special misalignment services and, like you, I am very confident in my abilities to get you straightened out and good to go again.

Asking about my slots is a little crude, don't you think? I'm trying to run a classy establishment here you know. :rolleyes:


- Doctor "A Little Curve Is Nice, But Yeah, It's Definitely, Definitely Bent" Liz

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Dear Doc that always makes me tick tock

It has been a month since I came in your clinic for a full servicing. I believe over-use of my hand has caused severe misalignment of my crank shaft. I may need your special services to get me pointed in the right direction once again.

If we could set up an all-day appointment, I am confident your abilities and tune up procedures would guarantee that I would be good to go...and go again.

I hope there are slots open and you are available!

Signed

Needs full treatment

If it was up to me, I'd say.. CUT IT OFF! That's how I would fix that. :rolleyes:

But I'm not the doctor here... Liz is. :D
 
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